One has to wonder...

[mrplunkey]

How many of PM's alters (esp recently) have captured cawk pics from unsuspecting EF'ers.

And no, I most definitely do NOT want copies.

Just sayin'

 

[miplank]

At least mine

 

[mrplunkey]

Damn! Me too!

Butt I had to use a wide-angle lens.

 

[*ebony*]

I never ask for them

no offense if you are reading this, but its true.

 

[-SD-]

I never ask for them

no offense if you are reading this, but its true.

Am i the only rob that hasnt sent you cok pics?

 

[mrplunkey]

Am i the only rob that hasnt sent you cok pics?

You may be, but please do not construe that as a request for an obscenely geigh karma message picture.

 

[WoodyO]

Somebody send me a list of alters so I can send out my xmas cawk pics please.

TYIA

 

[binö]

Somebody send me a list of alters so I can send out my xmas cawk pics please.

TYIA

smurfy2 (chris234234234)
cutibolic and sniper (pudds)
and bino (frackal...plus send xmas penile pics )

 

[miplank]

smurfy2 (chris234234234)
cutibolic and sniper (pudds)
and bino (frackal...plus send xmas penile pics )

Cutie is the real deal.

 

[SnipersGirl]

smurfy2 (chris234234234)
cutibolic and sniper (pudds)
and bino (frackal...plus send xmas penile pics )

I don't have any cawk pics. I don't want any cawk pics. I am not an alter or a boy or anything else. Fuck me for trying to hang out n have some fun.

 

[miplank]

Sniper is most definitely an alter

 

[binö]

Cutie is the real deal.

stfu

 

[miplank]

She is fine as fuck too

 

[binö]

She is fine as fuck too

she def has a bangin' body from the profile pic i've seen.
bring some raid and mouse traps though, place is swarming with the sonsofbitches

 

[miplank]

she def has a bangin' body from the profile pic i've seen.
bring some raid and mouse traps though, place is swarming with the sonsofbitches

Lol, poor girl.

 

[binö]

Lol, poor girl.

never doubt pudds and his ability and diabolical nature...he has the time and intelligence to pull off a major alter scam, covering all the bases (ex-phone call to verify is done by his GF or chic co-worker)

 

[miplank]

Lol, she is still not an alter.

 

[Perfectworld]

Lol, she is still not an alter.

you are surrounded by alters and you don't even know it.
now stfu

 

[miplank]

I run this bish

 

[SnipersGirl]

I run this bish

U did

 

[jiggagold]

I'm an alter

Sent from my PG86100 using EliteFitness

 

[miplank]

U did

Still do

 

[SnipersGirl]

I'm an alter

Sent from my PG86100 using EliteFitness

Me too

 

[miplank]

Me too

Lol

 

[SnipersGirl]

Lol

I'm still crying btw... Sheets r soaked.

 

[miplank]

I'm still crying btw... Sheets r soaked.

Lil early to be in bed

 

[SnipersGirl]

Lil early to be in bed

I'm bored. Hot date at 9!!

 

[miplank]

I'm bored. Hot date at 9!!

No way

 

[SnipersGirl]

No way

Why not?

 

[miplank]

Cuz I'm staying home

 

[SnipersGirl]

Cuz I'm staying home

Were u even guna call n cancel?!?

 

[miplank]

Yeah, should I call now?

 

[SnipersGirl]

Yeah, should I call now?

Great now I'm all undressed with no place to go

 

[miplank]

Pwnt!

 

[shirlene29]

Somebody send me a list of alters so I can send out my xmas cawk pics please.

TYIA

is it hand drawn???
it seems like you'd cheat like that

 

[lartinos]

I don't have any cawk pics. I don't want any cawk pics. I am not an alter or a boy or anything else. Fuck me for trying to hang out n have some fun.

Did you say you are an altar boy?

 

[miplank]

Did you says at you are an altar boy?

 

[Spartacus]

why can't she have a hot date?

 

[Spartacus]

this is sort of pretend land isn't it?
let the girl have a good fuck

 

[Spartacus]

hell she might be a hog in Jersey
but I don't think so
I've been here a decade and we usually get gals that are;
horny and frustrarted
frustrated and horny
married
not married
with boybriend
notwithboyfriend
blah etc

 

[SnipersGirl]

I think ur my alter

 

[miplank]

I think ur my alter

Indeed

 

[SnipersGirl]

hell she might be a hog in Jersey
but I don't think so
I've been here a decade and we usually get gals that are;
horny and frustrarted
frustrated and horny
married
not married
with boybriend
notwithboyfriend
blah etc

Plus ugly girls usually don't kno it and are spending their Saturday nights out at bars wearing skin tight shirts and micro minis with their dicks hangin out...

 

[obsessedwliftin]

Life is too short to fuk ugly chicks.

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[SnipersGirl]

life is too short to fuk ugly chicks.

Sent from my droidx using elitefitness

agreed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[miplank]

Plus ugly girls usually don't kno it and are spending their Saturday nights out at bars wearing skin tight shirts and micro minis with their dicks hangin out...

 

[SnipersGirl]

We are one in the same mitchy...

 

[wootoom]

Fuck that, ive had a couple of fatties.....a holes a hole as long as there's a little heat in there

 

[miplank]

I'd still do her

 

[SnipersGirl]

Fuck that, ive had a couple of fatties.....a holes a hole as long as there's a little heat in there

Until ur dick falls off cuz at least IT has standards.

 

[wootoom]

My dick looks like a rigatoni

 

[SnipersGirl]

My dick looks like a rigatoni

stop ur making me hungry

 

[wootoom]

stop ur making me hungry

You're

 

[SnipersGirl]

You're

Yes, I can spell. Thank you so much for ur help...

 

[wootoom]

Yes, I can spell. Thank you so much for ur help...

Sorry

 

[cindylou]

I love you puds

 

[caligirl85]

It's really pudds?

btw..I'm an alter too

 

[smurf2]

I am not Chris

 

[EarthRider]

it's nice having puds back

 

[calveless wonder]

I am inquisitivepsyche

 

[smurf2]

I am bebegirl

 

[TableFun]

I was just thinking I wish puds was still here!

 

[PICK3]

I was just thinking I wish puds was still here!

I was just thinking I wood fix me some waffles with blueberries.

 

[caligirl85]

I was just thinking I wood fix me some waffles with blueberries.

I was thinking that sounds really good! Wanna share?

 

[PICK3]

I was thinking that sounds really good! Wanna share?

sure

 

[pdaddyII]

I could mine for diamonds with my hard on right now, fuck

 

[PICK3]

I could mine for diamonds with my hard on right now, fuck

pics?

 

[caligirl85]

I'm in for pics!

 

[miplank]

In for pics as well

 

[binö]

pics of this raging purple headed womb ferret or you have a vag

 

[-SD-]

Thread hanging precariously on the edge of phagocytosis

 

[PICK3]

Thread hanging precariously on the edge of phagocytosis

let me help tip it a little

 

[blueta2]

Yes, I can spell. Thank you so much for ur help...

No you can't! It's spelled KNOW not KNO....just saying alter

 

[SnipersGirl]

No you can't! It's spelled KNOW not KNO....just saying alter

Really? I won't bother stating the obvious...

 

[-SD-]

let me help tip it a little

You just threw it over the edge rob

 

[TableFun]

Really? I won't bother stating the obvious...

Go back to whore island?

 

[blueta2]

I could mine for diamonds with my hard on right now, fuck

Do you ever have any blood in the upper part of your body? I mean ever?!

Where did Puds go?!

 

[blueta2]

Sniper, who's rack in that in your avi?

 

[mrplunkey]

Where did Puds go?!

He's here.

 

[SnipersGirl]

Sniper, who's rack in that in your avi?

Dunno. But I like it.

 

[blueta2]

Puds is here!?
Come out Puds!

Sniper, you're into boobies?

 

[SnipersGirl]

Puds is here!?
Come out Puds!

Sniper, you're into boobies?

I love boobs! Big fake ones preferably...

 

[blueta2]

I love boobs! Big fake ones preferably...

I like em real! Mine stand up like a 18 yr olds!

 

[SnipersGirl]

I like em real! Mine stand up like a 18 yr olds!

Lol gotta love that... There's a poster on the demotivational posters thread with the nicest pair I have ever seen... They bounce too!

 

[wootoom]

Holy shit, you guys should see how hard I am

 

[Kahuna007]

Boobies

 

[blueta2]

Sniper is on her way over now to rub her boobs on me

 

[SnipersGirl]

Holy shit, you guys should see how hard I am

Um...

 

[SnipersGirl]

Sniper is on her way over now to rub her boobs on me

Let me finish getting undressed... B there in 30...

 

[blueta2]

Don't bother hunny, I'll finish undressing you....

 

[Kahuna007]

Thats always a good start to a sun.
Of course hours to play
I have a few to play with in a few hours

 

[SnipersGirl]

Don't bother hunny, I'll finish undressing you....

Ur so sweet...

 

[miplank]

Snipersgirl has ghonorreah

 

[SnipersGirl]

Snipersgirl has ghonorreah

Why do u refuse to share me?!?!?!!

 

[miplank]

Lolllolololol

 

[Kahuna007]

lol!!!

 

[TableFun]

Snipersgirl has ghonorreah

*gonorrhea

 

[miplank]

Thx bro

 

[SnipersGirl]

*gonorrhea

You'd think that after having to write it on medical forms all of these years that he'd know how to spell it...

 

[miplank]

You'd think that after having to write it on medical forms all of these years that he'd know how to spell it...

I just check the boxes, bitch.