One funny thing about jerking off

[GrandMaster]

my ex wanted to to wack off ontop of her and shoot my cum all over her.... i felt fucking weird...
i guess because it wasnt one of those "hot n heavy" moments.. it was fooling around, and then she askedme to... not my cup of tea unless there was some prior action

 

[boxerjake]

Better yet is catching someone doing it ..... the look on there face is always the same

When i was 20 i worked for a cable company and one day i was checking interconnect junction boxs for those who like to pirate cable ( hooking your own up in that green box that sits on the corner of the street ) ... This day i was checking a condo complex that was like row houses with all the back yards connected with fences inbetween each ...

To make a long story short i wondered into this one yard to check the house connection to discover the back padio doors open , certains half drawn and a nice 40 some year old mom on the couch with her legs spread doing the deed .... about two seconds after i seen her the gate slammed behind me and she made eye contact ...

Fuck she jumped up and bolted to the upstairs like her ass was on fire .. I laughed about that one all day ... then dreamt about doing her for about a year afterwards ... lol

 

[GrandMaster]

fucking backyard gates!!!!

lmao

 

[Whiskey]

my ex liked to watch, she LOVED to finnish it off. I've never seen someone love the taste of cum as much as her????? Oh well

Whiskey