Once again, I bagged another Internet Plumper last night

-SD- · May 3, 2003

I just couldnt help myself, her tits so big, ass so round. She was a good little trooper giving head for so long and hard. 5'4" about a buck fifty, 38DDD. Pussy was ultra tight and wet for some reason, guess she hasnt got cock in a long time or whatever. I got her to put out on the first date....of course. Guess she will make a good backup plan when the other bitches arent available. Looks like Im back to my old form, bruhs.

Raina · May 3, 2003

Just be careful.

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 3, 2003

No shame brother,as long as they're good to you...I would take a sweet plumper who knew how to treat a man over some supermodel bitch who had the typical,"I'm the center of my whole universe"attitude any day.

Staind · May 3, 2003

What site/service etc do you use to meet these "plumpers"?

Frackal · May 3, 2003

I'd like to bang raina. What do you think raina? Coloradan summers are ... actually who cares what they're like, I have a swamp cooler in my room - various lotions and an original hoover vacuum.

-SD- · May 3, 2003

Staind said:
What site/service etc do you use to meet these "plumpers"?

matchmaker.com
match.com
adultfriendfinder.com

Raina · May 3, 2003

Are you callin' me a "plumper" Frack?? lol

Frackal · May 3, 2003

No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love

Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

Drunken_Weasel · May 3, 2003

Frackal said:
No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love

Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

It only cost me about 2 gallons of gas to drive to the girls appartment, and back. otherwise.. free. Oh, and the girl was from matchdoctor.com

-SD- · May 3, 2003

Frackal said:
No ma'am, you fall to the very favorable side of my spectrum of love

Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

Total monetary layout to achieve coitus:
Drinks at Cool River Bar: 9.75$
She bought me Burger King when we were done screwing: $3.65
9.75-3.65= $6.10

Total cost effectiveness of objective seeked is therefore maximized.

-SD- · May 3, 2003

Dial_tone said:
5'4", 150lbs? Dude, I've harpooned bigger babes than that on AOL. I was hittin some plump internet booty this morning myself. LOL

You can always count on the plumpers to be easy and give a lot of effort in bed to please you. I give her an A for effort.

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 3, 2003

superdave said:
You can always count on the plumpers to be easy and give a lot of effort in bed to please you. I give her an A for effort.

That's what it's all about too...Try to see if you get a beautiful woman to please you like that,you'll have to go through quite a huge number before you find one.They are so into themselves,that your pleasure really isn't of importance.

-SD- · May 3, 2003

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
That's what it's all about too...Try to see if you get a beautiful woman to please you like that,you'll have to go through quite a huge number before you find one.They are so into themselves,that your pleasure really isn't of importance.

Such is the paradox.

gymrat · May 3, 2003

i have a feeling he lied about the weight lol.

The Terminator · May 3, 2003

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
That's what it's all about too...Try to see if you get a beautiful woman to please you like that,you'll have to go through quite a huge number before you find one.They are so into themselves,that your pleasure really isn't of importance.

For some reason I have always wanted to see what Huck's wife looks like....(actually its only when I venture over to the C&C board that I want to know...

)

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 3, 2003

She is very pretty,tall,with a nice hourglass figure.Small waist,big butt,nice tits.Unfortunately,she THINKS she is the hottest woman on the planet,lol.

The Terminator · May 3, 2003

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
Unfortunately,she THINKS she is the hottest woman on the planet,lol.

That was the impression that comes out in your posts, lol...

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 3, 2003

If you ever saw/met her,you'd get that impression too...She truly thinks she is God's gift.Very arrogant.

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 3, 2003

Dial_tone said:
She probably is the hottest thing in Zimbabwe. LOL

I don't know about that,some of the sista's got some NICE back

supersizeme · May 3, 2003

lol well done, dave. good to see you back in action.

Hannibal · May 3, 2003

supersizeme said:
lol well done, dave. good to see you back in action.

And yet another Elite tradition lives on...

Staind · May 4, 2003

Note to self: Sign up for as many internet dating services as possible...

-SD- · May 4, 2003

Staind said:
Note to self: Sign up for as many internet dating services as possible...

You dont just sign up and start getting laid. Its an art form that requires highly honed precision skills. I can show you the way to achieve true internet dating zen.

Frackal · May 4, 2003

I want to challenge hucks wife to a boxing match

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex · May 4, 2003

Frackal said:
I want to challenge hucks wife to a boxing match

Careful,she's the RJ jr of hitting below the belt.

sk* · May 4, 2003

5'4 150?

Damn I love my girlfriend, she is like 5'6 120 or something lbs and she thinks she is fat.

-sk

plornive · May 4, 2003

superdave said:
You dont just sign up and start getting laid. Its an art form that requires highly honed precision skills. I can show you the way to achieve true internet dating zen.

It's an art form that, once mastered, is as reliable as death and taxes. Almost like ordering a pizza!

sk* · May 4, 2003

Actually before my girlfriend I used to that internet meeting thing. I always met girls near me (would never fly to see one in another state or anything, lol) and they were all hot as fuck. Met them all on yahoo or aol chat rooms (mostly yahoo). It became so easy after a while, cause I could talk very easilly online and once I knew they liked me it became cake face to face.

-sk

Big Johnson · May 4, 2003

For some reason this thread made me begin contemplating suicide

justyxxxx · May 4, 2003

You know, if I can't get laid by driving no more than 10 minutes, buying them a Route 44 Sonic drink at the drive-thru, and getting off in twenty minutes from them giving me head and licking the platter clean so that I don't have to rinse off, then it's a wasted date. To each his own though, or whatever the fuck that saying is.

Ffactor · May 4, 2003

Just wonderin if the plumpers have smellier pussies than the non plumpers.

smoknjilly · May 4, 2003

just curious.,.

how old are you?

jwill3:16 · May 4, 2003

well done.

-SD- · May 4, 2003

smoknjilly said:
just curious.,.

how old are you?

Im 28. Just broke up with my girlfriend so now Im fucking around some until I find someone worth more than a fuck.

skirtchaser · May 6, 2003

superdave said:
matchmaker.com
match.com
adultfriendfinder.com

Ahhh, yes....SuperDave deserves high praise for utilizing technology to maximize his skirt chasing. Well done!!!
Why waste time going to a fucking bar and puttiing up with bullshyt?

easy · May 6, 2003

Ffactor said:
Just wonderin if the plumpers have smellier pussies than the non plumpers.

Time for you to take the Pepsi Challenge bro.

Lao Tzu · May 6, 2003

superdave said:
You dont just sign up and start getting laid. Its an art form that requires highly honed precision skills. I can show you the way to achieve true internet dating zen.

Teach me obie won. In the meantime, grab a handful of low self esteem having plumper ass for me.

Bullit · May 6, 2003

superdave said:
You can always count on the plumpers to be easy and give a lot of effort in bed to please you. I give her an A for effort.

BULLSHIT !!!!

I railed a fatty on NYE and she was uber-shitty in bed. After all the posts here similar to yours I figured i may-as-well give a fatty a chance and it SUCKED.
She gave the worst head ever.

MFMan · May 6, 2003

No matter how desperate I get, I could never bring myself to nailing a hefer.

Robert Jan · May 6, 2003

:hump:

Stumpy 2.0 · May 6, 2003

Thats some funny shit. Sometimes when me and my friends go out to the bars we try to get only fat chicks. We call it "Hoggin"

Once again, I bagged another Internet Plumper last night

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