omg theyre on to me...got accused of being a major player by a couple of girls

[GoldenDelicious]

now, a player, i am not. sure i can be smooth when im in the mood (the mood = astonishingly drunk lol. ok well, maybe not astonishingly) but this is a first.

i offered to drive a girl home (lol) and she refused (lol!!) because apparently i am "a major player, who is probably playing heaps of girls, and once we have sex will lose interest and move on to the next one" which is total bullshit...wtf is up with the "probably"?

disclaimer: this post was created to amuse. mostly. ill let you guys figure out which bits are bullshit

i cant believe saturday night is over. good thing its a public holiday tomorrow LOL

 

[mrbigstuff]

heh, you're a virgin huh

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yes i am.

arses are for pooing, and looking nice in jeans.

 

[javaguru]

Good looking+well dressed+good personality=player

This seems to be the view of most women I meet.

 

[brunette]

nah, it's most usuallly gay first, then player!

 

[Gymgurl]

Lolol

 

[javaguru]

nah, it's most usuallly gay first, then player!

At a muscular 5'10" and 230 pounds gay usually doesn't factor into the equation....

 

[black diamond]

Its tough to get in a girls pants when she thinks you are just playing her. Ive lost a few booty calls because of that.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

nah, it's most usuallly gay first, then player!

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh keep it low, orb

nah she just wanted to see my reaction i think, the board has been slow as shit so i thought id post a thread

anyway im ultra honest, and dont exude the 'player' vibe

im one of those guys you should probably reconsider asking if youre fat LOL

"golden am i fat?" "yes. especially your bum. and your thighs. you should work out more."

lol more bullshit. you work out what

 

[DIVISION]

now, a player, i am not. sure i can be smooth when im in the mood (the mood = astonishingly drunk lol. ok well, maybe not astonishingly) but this is a first.

i offered to drive a girl home (lol) and she refused (lol!!) because apparently i am "a major player, who is probably playing heaps of girls, and once we have sex will lose interest and move on to the next one" which is total bullshit...wtf is up with the "probably"?

disclaimer: this post was created to amuse. mostly. ill let you guys figure out which bits are bullshit

i cant believe saturday night is over. good thing its a public holiday tomorrow LOL

Boy........I couldn't see this comin'...