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FUCK!

Petting the dog and found THIS fucking creature! What the hell? Guess the frontline didn't ward off this life size vampire.

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I remove the normal ticks pretty well, but how the hell do I remove this thing? God, if it pops and bleeds on me, I'm going to vomit.

I heard that if you put something toxic on a tick or try to burn them, they regurgitate into the host and pose more of a threat of infecting the host with disease. I almost vomited just looking at the thing. :sick:
 
omg.

I think nail polish will suffocate them and it will fall off.

Though that might be a wives tale ; I dunno ; try it.
 
Okay, I couldn't leave that creature on my baby. I bit the bullet and pulled him off. I hope that I got all of the mouthparts out and that Corky isn't infected. Holy SHIT! I hate ticks!!!
 
eww...im traumatized for life when it comes to ticks. I saw my friends mom remove one from the side of his head when we were kids. i been scared shitless ever since.



and his dad got lime disease (this was at a summer house in Jackson New Jersey which is a pretty dense wooded area)
 
Light a match, then blow it out, then touch the tick with the hot end of the match. Have another person right there with tweezers to pluck it up once it feels itself getting burned. It will release tension on its legs making it easy to pluck them out.
 
cindylou said:
omg.

I think nail polish will suffocate them and it will fall off.

Though that might be a wives tale ; I dunno ; try it.
I read that that makes them throw up blood into the host and can cause disease. BLEH!
 
ortiz34 said:
Light a match, then blow it out, then touch the tick with the hot end of the match. Have another person right there with tweezers to pluck it up once it feels itself getting burned. It will release tension on its legs making it easy to pluck them out.
He's off now. I just put some toilet paper over him and pulled him out. Corky sort of yelped. That thing was in tight.
 
NJjuice22 said:
eww...im traumatized for life when it comes to ticks. I saw my friends mom remove one from the side of his head when we were kids. i been scared shitless ever since.



and his dad got lime disease (this was at a summer house in Jackson New Jersey which is a pretty dense wooded area)
I know how you feel. I got one in my ear canal as a kid and my mom was in my ear with hot matches, tweezers, etc trying to get it out.
 
tonyroma said:
that is fuggin disgusting


I hate leaches and I hate ticks more than anything.
ME TOO! I feel ya. Had it been a leach, I would just have to take him to the vet. I can't handle leaches.
 
heatherrae said:
FUCK!

Petting the dog and found THIS fucking creature! What the hell? Guess the frontline didn't ward off this life size vampire.

IM000853.jpg


I remove the normal ticks pretty well, but how the hell do I remove this thing? God, if it pops and bleeds on me, I'm going to vomit.

I heard that if you put something toxic on a tick or try to burn them, they regurgitate into the host and pose more of a threat of infecting the host with disease. I almost vomited just looking at the thing. :sick:
That's a tick. It's just enlarged from sucking a lot of blood. I would put alcohol on it and then a match (you blow the match out after lighting it and RIGHT after you blow it out you touch it to that). Then once you get it out put alcohol on the dogs skin to kill whatever else may be remaining.

When I brought Thira back from Greece- those things were manifested all over her body but they were the size of dimes. It was truly nasty.
 
It's a tick.. he is full.. just pull him out.

He may pop... so might want someone else to do it.

He will fall off on his own in a few days.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL....will come pick the ticks off my dog.

:qt:

Pretty please!

like Iam capable of handling any type of insects.... :evil: i woulda put the dog "down"...and it wouldve been your fault.
 
PBR said:
like Iam capable of handling any type of insects.... :evil: i woulda put the dog "down"...and it wouldve been your fault.
:spit:

You are a riot!
 
jh1 said:
It's a tick.. he is full.. just pull him out.

He may pop... so might want someone else to do it.

He will fall off on his own in a few days.
I got him out without popping him. THank GOD! I don't have anyone here but me, the dog and the cat. I asked the cat, but she wouldn't help me.
 
Watch out for lyme disease now. It can take 2-5 months to even show up in bloodwork. If your dog starts to lay around much more, isn't eating much, and starts limping, take it to a vet to get checked out.
 
markmark said:
light a thin cigarette and burn the sucker off. just have someone hold your Pet still..
too late. I already got him. I don't have cigarettes or matches or anyone here to help. I just pulled the thing off and dry heaved a little.
 
ortiz34 said:
Watch out for lyme disease now. It can take 2-5 months to even show up in bloodwork. If your dog starts to lay around much more, isn't eating much, and starts limping, take it to a vet to get checked out.
Oh, thank you for the tip. I will look for those things. Is lyme disease generally easily treatable in dogs?


:kiss:
 
heatherrae said:
ME TOO! I feel ya. Had it been a leach, I would just have to take him to the vet. I can't handle leaches.

Leaches are easy - salt.

I hate ticks though. That pic just ruined my day.
 
heatherrae said:
Okay, I couldn't leave that creature on my baby. I bit the bullet and pulled him off. I hope that I got all of the mouthparts out and that Corky isn't infected. Holy SHIT! I hate ticks!!!
Don't you have some kind of bitchy reputation to maintain? This is almost as bad as your, "I think someone is breaking in." :) At least you cowboy'd up....lol.
 
JavaGuru said:
Don't you have some kind of bitchy reputation to maintain? This is almost as bad as your, "I think someone is breaking in." :) At least you cowboy'd up....lol.
Have I ruined my rep?

Dang!

I'll have to pick a fight with someone and then insult their occupation and education...lol.
 
ortiz34 said:
Light a match, then blow it out, then touch the tick with the hot end of the match. Have another person right there with tweezers to pluck it up once it feels itself getting burned. It will release tension on its legs making it easy to pluck them out.

hmmmm... samurai jack would do that.
 
ortiz34 said:
Watch out for lyme disease now. It can take 2-5 months to even show up in bloodwork. If your dog starts to lay around much more, isn't eating much, and starts limping, take it to a vet to get checked out.
The big ones can carry spotted fever, they get to be about the size of grapes when filled up. It's the little ones that carry Lyme, they only get to be about the size of a big corn kernel or so.

We had horses, "ticking" the horses was a regular activity in the summer. I'm immune to gross out factor anymore. They used to love to get into their tails at the very end, into their polls (the top of their head between their ears) and along their manes. We'd usually keep them off of their body everywhere else because of bug spray, but it's impossible to put enough spray on them to keep the ticks out of their manes and tails.

Frigging ticks. I can remember waking up in the middle of the night after a day at the barn feeling one crawling on my head or somewhere -- DESPITE having showered. Bastardly things.

HR, you have a little dog, why don't you get a nice pyrethrin dip and do him yourself? That's how we used to take care of our fuzzies when we had both cats and dogs. Honestly, I never did trust that Frontline shit, I just couldn't see how it could keep anything from getting in between their toes and stuff.
 
I'm such a city boy. I would have taken my dog to the Vet.
(I hate dogs by the way) But I have my cat at the vet 3x a year.
 
musclemom said:
The big ones can carry spotted fever, they get to be about the size of grapes when filled up. It's the little ones that carry Lyme, they only get to be about the size of a big corn kernel or so.

We had horses, "ticking" the horses was a regular activity in the summer. I'm immune to gross out factor anymore. They used to love to get into their tails at the very end, into their polls (the top of their head between their ears) and along their manes. We'd usually keep them off of their body everywhere else because of bug spray, but it's impossible to put enough spray on them to keep the ticks out of their manes and tails.

Frigging ticks. I can remember waking up in the middle of the night after a day at the barn feeling one crawling on my head or somewhere -- DESPITE having showered. Bastardly things.

HR, you have a little dog, why don't you get a nice pyrethrin dip and do him yourself? That's how we used to take care of our fuzzies when we had both cats and dogs. Honestly, I never did trust that Frontline shit, I just couldn't see how it could keep anything from getting in between their toes and stuff.
Good idea! I'm going to go run to WalMart right now. It is the only thing close to me. You think that I could just get the spray bottle kind, spray him down, wait a bit and give him a bath?

I found one of the little ones on him yesterday, too. I even got one on my own shoulder yesterday. They must be really bad this year.
 
heavy_duty said:
I'm such a city boy. I would have taken my dog to the Vet.
(I hate dogs by the way) But I have my cat at the vet 3x a year.
The vets around here would crack up if I brought him in to remove a tick, I think. Poor puppy. That thing was right on the soft spot on his neck. UGH
 
Okay, I'm off to go get some tick dip stuff. I got to be a responsible mommy and make sure he doesn't have any more that I haven't found yet.
 
heatherrae said:
Good idea! I'm going to go run to WalMart right now. It is the only thing close to me. You think that I could just get the spray bottle kind, spray him down, wait a bit and give him a bath?

I found one of the little ones on him yesterday, too. I even got one on my own shoulder yesterday. They must be really bad this year.
No, the other way, if you think they're going to be really bad this year, either get a flea/tick shampoo, the kind you lather and let sit for 5 min., or use regular shampoo and follow that with the dip (doing both you might poison your dog). Edit: What I mean is, using the leave on flea/tick shampoo followed BY a dip. Jesus, what a hassle, I can't believe I used to go through this every summer. Why don't you teach your dog to shit in a litter pan like a civilized animal :lmao:

You might need to go to a real pet store, personally I say use something that has pyrethrin or permethrins (or both, I can't remember now, it's been so long). That's what we used to use. It's not as toxic and that's an issue, especially with a smaller animal (and your pregnancy). I've had one cat go into shock from permethrins, but cats are delicate, and I found out later it was an allergic reaction (apparently some cats are allergic to marigolds, go figure).
 
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heatherrae said:
Have I ruined my rep?

Dang!

I'll have to pick a fight with someone and then insult their occupation and education...lol.
Come over to a religion thread and fight with me....Unfortunately, I don't name call....(edit) usually.
 
I would help you if it was a kitty, but it is just a dumb ass dog.

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ksharp01 said:
I heard you use a match.....light it and blow it out and apply it to tick.


Damn that thing is huge.

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me and b/f went bike riding about 2 years ago in the woods behind house (now a subdivision) but anyway came home and had one on his leg... grossed me out! I have never even seen one before. Well, he got it out but got very sick and it started to look really funny.
Took him to emergency room because from what I looked up on internet I felt he had lyme disease....the dr at 1st didn't think so and thought he caught west nile since it was so bad at that time...
to shorten this....it was lyme dis...which is very rare down here, and he still has this spot that is sunk in...it was nasty.
 
ksharp01 said:
me and b/f went bike riding about 2 years ago in the woods behind house (now a subdivision) but anyway came home and had one on his leg... grossed me out! I have never even seen one before. Well, he got it out but got very sick and it started to look really funny.
Took him to emergency room because from what I looked up on internet I felt he had lyme disease....the dr at 1st didn't think so and thought he caught west nile since it was so bad at that time...
to shorten this....it was lyme dis...which is very rare down here, and he still has this spot that is sunk in...it was nasty.
UGH! Wow!
 
CO B-man said:
Nasty. Cover that bastard with vaseline. It suffocate them and make them back out


He's out now. I just pulled him out.
 
damn that thing is nasty...You can hold a pair of tweezers over a lighter until it heats up, then place the tweezers around the nasty thing and it should let go with no problems and no worries of ripping it out...
 
Angel said:
damn that thing is nasty...You can hold a pair of tweezers over a lighter until it heats up, then place the tweezers around the nasty thing and it should let go with no problems and no worries of ripping it out...
too late. I already ripped him out. He was very nasty!
 
should be used to those by now..... libs are the blood suckers of the US! suck more and more money (blood) out of Joe Everyman every time they get a chance to raise the damn taxs....
 
txbondsman said:
should be used to those by now..... libs are the blood suckers of the US! suck more and more money (blood) out of Joe Everyman every time they get a chance to raise the damn taxs....
lol...not even a fraction as much as the oil war we have going on.
 
A fellow walks into a bar with a ten-inch, scowling man on his shoulder. He orders a drink. The little man jumps off the shoulder, drinks a third of the drink and climbs back up. The fellow then orders a sandwich. The little man likewise devours a third of the sandwich.

After this goes on for two more drinks, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, I don't usually pry into customers' private affairs, but what the heck is it with that little guy?"

The customer replies, "Well, I found a bottle on the beach. When I uncorked it, out popped a genie. He gave me one wish. I asked for a 10-inch prick, and the Genie shrunk my lawyer!"
 
JavaGuru said:
A fellow walks into a bar with a ten-inch, scowling man on his shoulder. He orders a drink. The little man jumps off the shoulder, drinks a third of the drink and climbs back up. The fellow then orders a sandwich. The little man likewise devours a third of the sandwich.

After this goes on for two more drinks, the bartender says, "Hey buddy, I don't usually pry into customers' private affairs, but what the heck is it with that little guy?"

The customer replies, "Well, I found a bottle on the beach. When I uncorked it, out popped a genie. He gave me one wish. I asked for a 10-inch prick, and the Genie shrunk my lawyer!"
:lmao:

Be careful what you wish for, right?
 
I didnt read most of the posts here, but....
You dont want to burn a tick, irritate it or simply pull it out.
Mainly b/c it will leave it's probiscus (sucking tube with bacteria) in the skin.
Simply apply a large dollup of vaseline around the tick preventing it from getting oxygen, the tick will remove it's probiscus and seek oxygen usually dying in the process but superiourly reducing unwanted tick infections.
Burning, ripping it off, leave the infecting agent still in the skin.
Just an ignorant thing to do, but hey, lots of ignt advice on the internet so believe me as you would others
 
heatherrae said:
lol...not even a fraction as much as the oil war we have going on.

lol....oil war, let me know when you see the first benefit to the US from Iraqi oil... btw, Sheehan called, she's lookng for you.
 
txbondsman said:
lol....oil war, let me know when you see the first benefit to the US from Iraqi oil... btw, Sheehan called, she's lookng for you.
The American consumers WONT see a benefit of the oil war, but Bush and his cronies sure are.
 
sardonicone said:
For the record, I would have done it for you. Then I would have chased you around the house with it.
:worried:

I keep finding them EVERYWHERE! Not the big ones like that one, but the little ones. One was crawling up my leg last night.
 
heatherrae said:
:worried:

I keep finding them EVERYWHERE! Not the big ones like that one, but the little ones. One was crawling up my leg last night.

Wow... uhm...


uh...ah...


Your dirty.

*Runs away*
 
sardonicone said:
I still <3 you though.
Will you come pick ticks out of the carpet? Not my carpet, the actual carpet on the floor.
 
heatherrae said:
Will you come pick ticks out of the carpet? Not my carpet, the actual carpet on the floor.


That had potential there for a moment.

Wait, you have carpet? There goes that grade school fantasy I had picked out for us...
 
sardonicone said:
That had potential there for a moment.

Wait, you have carpet? There goes that grade school fantasy I had picked out for us...
What grade school fantasy. My only fantasy in grade school was to have a barbie dream house and 100 pixie sticks.
 
txbondsman said:
should be used to those by now..... libs are the blood suckers of the US! suck more and more money (blood) out of Joe Everyman every time they get a chance to raise the damn taxs....


so how come our taxes went down under clinton?........but you're right, deficit spending is the way to go.......no bubble bursting opportunity there at all!!!
 
heatherrae said:
What grade school fantasy. My only fantasy in grade school was to have a barbie dream house and 100 pixie sticks.


100 Pixie Sticks?

That's a lot of sugar.

You probably would bogart them all too.
 
sardonicone said:
100 Pixie Sticks?

That's a lot of sugar.

You probably would bogart them all too.
I dont' know what bogarting is. :whatever:

I would gnaw the end off those gigantic plastic ones and pour it in my mouth, head back, just chugging sugar. WOOOOO HOOOOOOO! To be a little kid again!
 
heatherrae said:
I dont' know what bogarting is. :whatever:

I would gnaw the end off those gigantic plastic ones and pour it in my mouth, head back, just chugging sugar. WOOOOO HOOOOOOO! To be a little kid again!

Bogart - Hoard them all for yourself.
 
sardonicone said:
Bogart - Hoard them all for yourself.
Oh, hell yeah! No one had a chance to get them. lol. Luckily, my brother and I didn't like the same treats growing up, so we rarely fought over them.
 
heatherrae said:
Oh, hell yeah! No one had a chance to get them. lol. Luckily, my brother and I didn't like the same treats growing up, so we rarely fought over them.


I knew you wouldn't share with me. For shame.
 
sardonicone said:
I knew you wouldn't share with me. For shame.
Not the pixie sticks, hon, but you can have all the ticks you can pick. Sort of an all you can eat buffet! =-)
 
heatherrae said:
Not the pixie sticks, hon, but you can have all the ticks you can pick. Sort of an all you can eat buffet! =-)

High in protien and Iron I'd imagine. Prolly not a bad source of B-vitamins as well.

Though, I do think the risk of getting some sort of terrible disease outweighs any nutritional benefits one may get from them.

Come on! Just share. It'll be AWESOME.
 
Just bite it off next time, that is the bestest way to get out a tick.

For the rest of you ninnys, it is just a little bug. Yes PBR I am talking to you.
 
mountain muscle said:
Just bite it off next time, that is the bestest way to get out a tick.

For the rest of you ninnys, it is just a little bug. Yes PBR I am talking to you.
:sick:


EWWWWWW
 
sardonicone said:
High in protien and Iron I'd imagine. Prolly not a bad source of B-vitamins as well.

Though, I do think the risk of getting some sort of terrible disease outweighs any nutritional benefits one may get from them.

Come on! Just share. It'll be AWESOME.
Okay, you bring the pixie sticks and I will share them with you. :)
 
heatherrae said:
:worried:

I keep finding them EVERYWHERE! Not the big ones like that one, but the little ones. One was crawling up my leg last night.


I REALLY LIKE CALIFORNIA....
 
sardonicone said:
Oh, I'll get her to share.






"Pour some sugah on mah...."
God! The first semester of college, my next door neighbor played that song over and over and over, full blast, the entire semester. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
 
redsamurai said:
so how come our taxes went down under clinton?........but you're right, deficit spending is the way to go.......no bubble bursting opportunity there at all!!!

Que? Clinton's first major act was to increase marginal rates.
 
heatherrae said:
I read that that makes them throw up blood into the host and can cause disease. BLEH!
That is a deer tick and pulling him off is ok without the hot stuff. They don't have a head like the seed ticks.
 
Turd Ferguson said:
That is a deer tick and pulling him off is ok without the hot stuff. They don't have a head like the seed ticks.
Yeah, when I pulled him out he had little mouth parts but not a head per se. His legs were TEENEY -- no thicker than a hair.
 
why are you putting breastfeeding links in here?

:rolleyes:

Obviously trying to start some shit.
 
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