Oklahoma senator sets boxing gloves on cock...

[BUBBLES]

strange politician....

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An Oklahoma senator hopes to revive cockfighting in the state by putting tiny boxing gloves on the roosters instead of razors.

The state legislature outlawed the blood sport in 2002. But Frank Shurden said the ban had wiped out a $US100 million ($130 million) business.

To try to revive it, he has proposed that roosters wear little boxing gloves attached to their spurs, as well as lightweight, chicken-sized vests with electronic sensors to record hits and help keep score.

Reuters

 

[BrothaBill]

Thats sooooooooo cute!!

And I never use the word cute, but it seems strangely appropriate here!

 

[EnderJE]

Its always good to know that the government is making the best use of the tax payer's money.

 

[BrothaBill]

Yeah, but 100million dollars a year, that generates alot of tax revenue. I think with lil boxing gloves the sport would become even more popular b/c people wouldnt find it so cruel and disgusting and we could watch it on TV, espn or something to replace the reruns of the world series of poker they play over and over and over again.!!

 

[EnderJE]

Yeah, but 100million dollars a year, that generates alot of tax revenue. I think with lil boxing gloves the sport would become even more popular b/c people wouldnt find it so cruel and disgusting and we could watch it on TV, espn or something to replace the reruns of the world series of poker they play over and over and over again.!!

lol...true...if you have the world series of poker, then cock fighting isn't too far behind...

Although, I'm surprised that MMA isn't on ESPN yet.

 

[string_bean00]

lol

 

[Testosterone boy]

why not....sounds like fun.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

that's too funny...
you read alot of American news

 

[evansteve]

ha, before they did it with razors? Sick! so the roosters would just gut each other up?

 

[BUBBLES]

i would love to watch one of those rooster matches
it would be unreal

 

[BrothaBill]

ha, before they did it with razors? Sick! so the roosters would just gut each other up?

Yeah usually with razors, not like they really needed them, those are vicious lil bastards intent on killing the other rooster!!

 

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Yeah usually with razors, not like they really needed them, those are vicious lil bastards intent on killing the other rooster!!

Before watching something that vicious I need someone with me to hold me up while I faint. I am very sensitive to blood but my curiousity overrides all my sensible gray matter.

 

[BrothaBill]

Before watching something that vicious I need someone with me to hold me up while I faint. I am very sensitive to blood but my curiousity overrides all my sensible gray matter.

Really, sensitive to blood? Funny I somewhat pictured you as a gothic, vampire like girl, you know blood ritual and candles. Go figure.

 

[BUBBLES]

Really, sensitive to blood? Funny I somewhat pictured you as a gothic, vampire like girl, you know blood ritual and candles. Go figure.

That was when I had a double life and I knew you. I have reformed since.

I am the sensitive, caring and loving Cinderella nowadays, apart from when I like to watch cock fights.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

yes, cock fights kick ass. They should be brought back, with razors...

 

[BUBBLES]

yes, cock fights kick ass. They should be brought back, with razors...

Have you watched them before?
Maybe you could take me to one and hold me up while I faint.

 

[BrothaBill]

That was when I had a double life and I knew you. I have reformed since.

I am the sensitive, caring and loving Cinderella nowadays, apart from when I like to watch cock fights.

You can reform like that in less than a week, wow? Do they have motivational speaker Anthony Robbins in your half of the globe like here in the states?

Cinderella eh? So what do you turn back into at midnight? Just kidding you sound like an adorable lil princess, aside from watching the cock fighting of course.

Oh and did I ever tell you that you have a nice ass? I meant to do that!

 

[BUBBLES]

You can reform like that in less than a week, wow? Do they have motivational speaker Anthony Robbins in your half of the globe like here in the states?

Cinderella eh? So what do you turn back into at midnight? Just kidding you sound like an adorable lil princess, aside from watching the cock fighting of course.

Oh and did I ever tell you that you have a nice ass? I meant to do that!

We have someone better than Anthony Robbins. Steve Irwin is very motivating. In one day you will be fixed.

At midnight I turn into a servant for my one and only Prince Charming.

 

[BrothaBill]

We have someone better than Anthony Robbins. Steve Irwin is very motivating. In one day you will be fixed.

At midnight I turn into a servant for my one and only Prince Charming.

Fixed in one day, like when I took my puppy into the vets office?

Turn into a servant for your one and only Prince Charming, I thought you threw that away so your mum wouldnt find it!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Have you watched them before?
Maybe you could take me to one and hold me up while I faint.

I'd take you to one, but you wouldn't like it

 

[BUBBLES]

I'd take you to one, but you wouldn't like it

I would.

 

[SoreArms]

when I was like 7, in Mexico, I had a sort of pet rooster. One day I fought him with one of my friends roosters (but with out the razors), my rooster got his eyes poked out. My mom got pissed at me and told me to kill it becasue it was no longer good for "fertilizing" the hens. I took it it outside, tied it's wings to it's body and laid his head on a block of wood. I grabbed this old, rusty axe and attempted to chop it's head off. The axe was so dull that it bounced off the poor chickens neck with out killing it. I chopped at it again and that time the head went flying while the headless body laid wriggling, trying to run away. We ate it for dinner that night.

 

[BUBBLES]

when I was like 7, in Mexico, I had a sort of pet rooster. One day I fought him with one of my friends roosters (but with out the razors), my rooster got his eyes poked out. My mom got pissed at me and told me to kill it becasue it was no longer good for "fertilizing" the hens. I took it it outside, tied it's wings to it's body and laid his head on a block of wood. I grabbed this old, rusty axe and attempted to chop it's head off. The axe was so dull that it bounced off the poor chickens neck with out killing it. I chopped at it again and that time the head went flying while the headless body laid wriggling, trying to run away. We ate it for dinner that night.

Yeah, that is what my grand parents use to do in the olden days.
Breed them and cut them up for dinner.

 

[BrothaBill]

I too have painful childhood memories of chicken decapitation. When I was younger my dad raised racehorses so we had land to keep animals on. My mom got the idea to have fresh chickens in a chicken coop in one of the barns. So I'll never forget the axing done on an old wooden stump. The head would come off and then the chicken would literally run around upright while blood was squirting up into the air, like a coupla feet. Then we were in charge of taking off the feathers. Its a mystery that im not a sociopath with that kind of experiences.




LOL!! I just got it, Steve Irwin that insane crocodile guy. I think I'll stick with Tony Robbins!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I would.

 

[BUBBLES]

You know what....ummm maybe you are right...I probably won't like it!
Lets do something better than seeing roosters fight.

 

[BrothaBill]