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ok not who would you like to bang, who is the smartest/coolest woman on the board?

who is the smartest/coolest woman on the board?

  • velvett

    Votes: 18 13.3%

  • mommakin

    Votes: 8 5.9%

  • peach

    Votes: 8 5.9%

  • smallmovesal (had to throw myself in there shamlessly)

    Votes: 19 14.1%

  • bikinimom

    Votes: 38 28.1%

  • natglutes

    Votes: 14 10.4%

  • vixenbabe

    Votes: 6 4.4%

  • sailorgirl

    Votes: 7 5.2%

  • kitkat

    Votes: 5 3.7%

  • may1010 (hamsterhider's suggestion)

    Votes: 12 8.9%
  • Total voters
    135
Smallmoves it would be you:) No not really but you would be on my list. I like nightfly and slices of peaches cartchick has spunk but If we knew eachother in real life I think she would cut my penis off. Most of the women on this board are attractive smart and intersting. NOT ALL! but most:) After hearing about tnheygirls pms problems she is off the list
 
bikinimom seems to be a pro - plus she goes home and does the mom thing. That's a lot of hard work and self sacrifice.

my hat off to you
 
WOMAN, I am no Michael Stipe. You best back that ass up. Babys got back. Go look for yourself there is no reference to may 1010 it was your imagination. why michael stipe, he is of homosexual preference I am not.
PS I'm listening to tori amos again
 
is he really gay? i had no idea. that mask pic looked like michael stipe a bit but ya know i'm just buggin'! ;)

what tori disc? i wake up to to venus and back in the morning but i'm thinking i should change it because it keeps putting me back to sleep.

you did so say may1010...

pull up to my bumper baby!
 
Under the pink disc. speaking of pink if you showed some on elitefitness i am sure they would put you on their poll. just a thought. i do not endorse it just a thought. But if you want to you can mail me a preview pic to edit before you post it there
 
do you own all of tori's discs? i would never buy y kant tori read though.

sorry kat

preview huh? hmmm maybe i'll find one, um i mean i'll do that...
 
Why can't I vote in the poll, is anyone else having trouble voting? :(
 
Slice of Peach2 said:
Why can't I vote in the poll, is anyone else having trouble voting? :(
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I have been having trouble voting in this thread and in the thread regarding RyanH's sexual preferences.

Someone fix please.

-Warik
 
Small why in the world did you include me in this poll!? I voted but let me tell you it was not easy so many good women on elite. Velvett, Mommakin, Paradise, Natglutes, Kartchick hot bodies with brains. Peaches and Small you are the sweetest girls here . Sailorgirl seems nice but have not read much of her stuff. BikiniMom is my hero though I have to say, I want to be just like her!!!
 
I WON'T ANSWER THIS POLL ....

HOW CAN U COMPARE PEACHES, APPLES, ORANGES, STRAWBERRIES, AND BANANAS ...

I NEED THEM ALL ... FOR NOURISHMENT .. MIND, BODY, AND SOUL :D :D :D
 
No Vote here. Sorry but there is no way to say one is better than the others. Every one of the women here at Elite bring there own individual traits to the board. Besides the ones I think are cool know who they are anyway;)
 
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I can't vote in any of them AND, even worse, I can't fall asleep tonight either.
 
CaptainAwesome said:
your all a bunch of bitches.
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So are you!!!!! :p It takes one to know one! :p I know you are, but what am I? :p




And I am home and I still can't VOTE!!!!! :mad:
 
HamsterHider said:
I am home to and cannot vote. damn you captain awesome you put the black baby voodoo jinx on this poll
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He ruins everything!!!!!! :mad:

LOL!!!!!! :D
 
I would have to vote for the "working out in the buff" girl who's picture was up last night. At first I thought to myself "Wow, now that chick's got class!", and I was really bummed to find out she doesn't even post on this board! :D
 
What's up with this board tonight? I can't vote on any polls, can't change the avatar or any settings this some weird shiat going on here. :redhot: :teleport:
 
damn another person i forgot

i thought i did too supergirl and then i scanned them and looked at them... damn my arms are skinny. but i am surprisingly strong for my size if that counts for anything :)
 
hell yea strength counts... they will never see it coming... gotta love being underestimated...speak quietly and carry a big stick... lol
 
My first pick Bikinimom she sports lots of class and a very nice set of buns also....this is too hard to just pick one cause i like Small/slice of/velvet/natty/jen/ uh!kit/calico/damn! gettin an overload here.........sorry if i forgot anybody.....RADAR
 
OK Im going to bed now and all I have to say is that Velvett better be in the lead when I get back online !! Consider yourself warned or else there will be hell to pay!!
 
Can't vote on this thing since yesterday either.

Other than that answering who I think is the coolest chick is like answering that other eternal question women ask men...
"Honey does this dress make me look fat"

Not gonna touch this one with a ten foot pole lol.
 
From what i´ve red smallmovesal is the smartest... Others are average and some are dumb as fuck, and i won´t accuse sailor Girl...
 
I vote for BikiniMom because she appears to actually have some substance and intellect behind her. Not like some of the shallow females on this board.
 
CaptainAwesome said:
how do you think it will be at all possible for you to kick the shit out of me? even a very below average guy can beat a very above average girl in a fight easily. i am slightly below a very below average guy so i can beat you with a slight bit of difficulty.
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what the fuck are you talking about
 
CaptainAwesome said:
i know its all very scientific and complicated so ill simplify. bitch i will beat you like a red headed step child!!!!
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You have anger management problems. :(
 
Are these polls for egos or what? Or is it a good way to get some shit started? Anyway..............


Bikinimom....... not only is she smart and beautiful but her personality is a 10 also. I can't remember ever seeing her flame someone. She is one of the most positive people here, seems like she is always seeing the good and not the bad in people unless they are just downright being an asshole.
 
captain awesome I just burst out laughing at your qoute i have tears in my eyes. I dare you tell peaches what you told me about the flaring herpes
 
if people are this bugged by captainawesome, just ignore him.
my ignore list has like 20 people on it and the board is a beautiful place for me.
the dipshits can do whatever they want and I'll never know.
 
CaptainawesomeCrackbaby,

the only time your name and the word "beating" are in the same sentence is "Looks like CaptainAwesomeButthairMuncher is beating off to N'Sync again"

Go back to the romper room anal rash.
 
smallmovesal said:
dammit! sorry dreadlady! forigve me? :)
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lol
no way, i was kidding, i do not accept that apology ;)

i havent posted a pic so no one remembers or bothers me. even if i did post one, they'd laugh and continue to forget about me
hehe
 
BMOM is all about some love.She was the first person I talked to from Elite and gave me some advice she is da bomb plus she reeeaaallll puuurrrty like:heart:
 
I'd have to say Agent Shagwell (even though she wasn't on the poll).

Wow:eek: I just scanned down and realized that we've gotten off the topic....
 
dread_lady said:
my, that was original
i bet you have a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it just to reassure yourself
no?
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Now that one was funny..... LMAO
 
Nat

I will have to vote for Nat. She has been great to talk to and i feel that she is a very wonderful person. She has been a big help to me.
 
thanks Cappy and Moderator...you guys are da bestest mofos around. :)

Personally, Im going for a tie between Bikinimom and Agent Shagwell.
 
Has to be Bikinimom. She's beutiful, safisticated, well versed and has quite the hot bod :) Also, from what I've read supergirl seems to be pretty nice as well.
 
Don't feel bad Supergirl....I was left out too:bawling: I guess it's your invisible powers kicking in.....lol Oh wait that's wonderwoman.

Star xoxoxo
 
smallmovesal you got my vote pretty lady. :rolleyes:

WTF is going on here MAY got 9 votes and is in third place !!

There's a lot of guys that wanna tap dat ass may..


:D :D
 
Well, I was going to say if I'm not on the list of smartest/coolest, then I must be on the list for most bangable... but then I didn't make Billy's list either. But then I didnt' vote for Bill either. So I guess I'm outstanding in my own field??? LOL!
 
Bill Clinton said:
Here are all the chicks that I've banged in all three orafices (i.e. vaginal, oral, and anal):

velvett
mommakin
peach
smallmovesal
bikinimom
natglutes
vixenbabe
sailorgirl
kitkat
paradise
kartchick
agent shagwell
seXKiTTen_CanDy

And let me tell you, they are dumb bitches that'll do anything for money! ;)
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You shouldn't spill the beans Billy Boy or we will start talking about little bill :FRlol:
 
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Bill Clinton said:
Hey kitKat and Slice of Peach2:

That's not what you were saying last night when you screamed for me to pull BIG BILL out, because you couldn't handle it! In fact, I think I permanently stretched both of you out! But we'll try again tonight. The more we do it, the better it will feel. ;)
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No-no, I think KK and I were laughing when you pulled little bill out of your pants. Like this.:FRlol:

You couldn't get it in it was soo small. :(
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

It's too bad that we videotaped the whole thing. ;)

If anyone wants to see me, kitKat, and Slice of Peach2 in the sack together (and me stretching them out with BIG BILL), send $19.95 for a copy. Let me tell you bros, they were wild and gave damn good head! :p
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I'm scared. :(
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

No, that's the feeling of DEFEAT! ;)

You and kitKat couldn't take me on and LOST, so

Assume the position please,
down on your knees! :p
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Okay...:(

*hides pair of scissors behind my back*

:evil:
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

Nope. You'll put the scissors down, because you like having my dick in your mouth. :p

Anyway, you liked having my dick in your mouth last night. You deep throated it, and swallowed every last drop of cum. :p

I think you are addicted to my cock! ;)

So, as I said before:

Assume the position please,
down on your knees! :p
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No-no, I keep the scissors so when you try to put it in my mouth, I can snip it!!!!

*snip snip*

Oooooo, blood! :evil:
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

I have green lizard blood!!!! Eek!!!! :eek:

So, as I said before:

I will assume the position please,
down on my knees! :p
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Oh, yes you will or I will have to get the scissors back out!!!! :mad: :evil:
 
Back off Billie Boy. Peaches has accepted the challenge of seeing if she can engulf my enormous manhood ALL the way down. Shes a Texan...may have a small chance. More likely that she needs an oral surgeon due to lock jaw. I've caused that many times.:)
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

Everyone knows that I DID say that, my queen!

So I will be a good little slut, and get back on my knees and put my mouth back between your legs where it belongs! Everyone knows how much you like it there! ;)

So, as I said before:

I will assume the position please,
down on my knees! :p
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Oh, yes you will!!!! *whip crack!* :evil:
 
Bill Clinton said:
to Slice of Peach2:

Um, nope. EVERYONE knows that I DID say that!

I'm going to lick your pussy! ;)

And peaches, you're so cute and little that I'd like to know HOW you are going to get me to lick your pussy! You're not so tough, so I will go back in the shower and masterbate! ;)

So, as I said before:

I will assume the position please,
down on my knees! :p
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Scoreboard!!! :devil:
 
Bill Clinton said:
Admit it babe. You LOST! ;)

........until you can stand on your own two feet and remain emotionally stable! ;)
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Boy, I am going to knock you on your ass if you say that one more time. :mad:


I will cut off your peepee!!!! :redhot: And throw it out the window so the dog thinks it's a sausage and eats it up. :lmao:
 
*sigh*

I am tired of your molestation, Billy!!!!


I will be back here tomorrow...no, I have class. I will be back here on Thursday if you haven't gotten yourself banned by then. :p

Have a good day tomorrow, little man. :)
 
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