OK boys, too much penis talk going on

[Boach]

So, how about that vagina, eh?

I think this dandy little orifice is a lot more exciting. It basically runs the world. Look at all the crazy things it makes us men do. For that matter, look at all the things this little bitty thingy makes women do! The vagina is truly a menace.

 

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p e n i s

 

[the nature boy]

detachable penis.

 

[velvett]

Interesting thing.........

When surrounded by two people fight and carrying on (people you know specifically) just walk up to them and say, "VAGINA" - they will be so stunned at that they will forget what they are fighting over.


I do this with my bosses time to time but when it is more often than not I have to change around the buzz words.

 

[velvett]

detachable penis.

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."

 

[the nature boy]

that song is the story of my life. so I bought a spare one.

 

[velvett]

so I bought a spare one.

GET OUT!



Me too.



oh dear, too much information huh?

 

[Trance]

Who did that song? I can't remember.

 

[velvett]

Who did that song? I can't remember.

King Missle

 

[the nature boy]

GET OUT!



Me too.



oh dear, too much information huh?

ah it's ok, I won't tell. besides, I KNOW you're not the only one. lol