Oh man. Just had my new job's XMas party. There's this girl...

[patsfan1379]

deal.

I'll throw in a 50,000k bonus if yuo can hit it on the second date.

Deal.

150,000 if I hit it on Date 2.

100,000 if I hit it on Date 3.

So the under/over is 3.

3+ I payout.

Let's pray she doesn't ever ever ever ever find out about EliteFitness.

 

[patsfan1379]

thats why I made it a date thing.

he's probably gonna do like 5 happy hours with her and coworkers and then hit it one of those nights. Get the loophole

i'm gonna fuck her in the stall of the bathroom at happyhour next weekend.

 

[patsfan1379]

3 months?! holy fuck dude, it should be 3 weeks.

if it's one thing I know, it's sleeping with chicks I work with. you gotta do it hard and you gotta do it fast. strike while the iron is hot. don't give them a chance to mull it over. she'll start thinking about how she shouldn't fuck someone she works with and then her stupid friends will chime in.

hit that shit TONIGHT. spit on her pussy too. they love that

she works in the same building. thats the extent of out "working together"

 

[UA_Iron]

Deal.

150,000 if I hit it on Date 2.

100,000 if I hit it on Date 3.

So the under/over is 3.

3+ I payout.

Let's pray she doesn't ever ever ever ever find out about EliteFitness.

that shit will ruin you, haha.

the ex gf saw some of my shenanigans here...she was not happy.