Oh man. Just had my new job's XMas party. There's this girl...

[patsfan1379]

Who is 22. Hot. Tiny and blazin hot. Well I started turning on the heat, she was feelin it, leanin against my knee while I sat on a chair. General flirtation etc...

I've got the usual predicament. I love the job, and office romance isn't really frowned upon.

I'd love to (I am going to) ask her out. But as I hear there is this other chick who is kind of feeling me.

I don't want to create any weirdness in the office but this chick is too good to just pass up on the blanket "No Office Romance Act of 2001".

Fack.

 

[chilidog0425]

get em both to go out with you on the same date.

i did it for prom my sophomore year. took 2 seniors just weeks after getting my driver's license.

mmmmmm.......seniors.....

 

[omega529]

F* one, then F* the other one and keep the better F* untill you find somone who F's* even better.

Good F'n!

 

[pdaddy]

she's cheating on you bro

 

[jnevin]

I thought you were gay?

 

[KillahBee]

YEah man, hit it. I currently hold the record at my agency. YOu're an agency guy, right? That shit is worth more than hard work at agencies.

 

[patsfan1379]

YEah man, hit it. I currently hold the record at my agency. YOu're an agency guy, right? That shit is worth more than hard work at agencies.

Oh I'm an agency guy. It's like a fucking Miss America pageant in this place.

I'm gonna go for it.

Dude people that don't work for an agency will never realize how awesomtastic the job is.

Its a revolving door of hot receptionists, account execs and interns.

 

[jnevin]

Oh I'm an agency guy. It's like a fucking Miss America pageant in this place.

I'm gonna go for it.

Dude people that don't work for an agency will never realize how awesomtastic the job is.

Its a revolving door of hot receptionists, account execs and interns.

All they ever have at mortgage companies are fat processors and nasty female loan officers that pull 6 figs. Fat, teacher butt having 40 something bidness wimmens. Less distractions, but distractions can be ok sometimes.

 

[patsfan1379]

All they ever have at mortgage companies are fat processors and nasty female loan officers that pull 6 figs. Fat, teacher butt having 40 something bidness wimmens. Less distractions, but distractions can be ok sometimes.

what is a teacher-butt?

 

[jnevin]

what is a teacher-butt?

Big, fat, tank-ass.