*** official *** Countdown to "DaSoftMo finally gets sum" thread ***official ***

[PICK3]

please respond

 

[caligirl85]

How long?

 

[WoodyO]

1st or 2nd week of July, right?

 

[caligirl85]

Ya I seems like it's super close but my memory is short!!

 

[Strongbow]

Ya I seems like it's super close but my memory is short!!

I hope Joseph Smith consummates dabuttfags marriage and impregnates buttgay and his wife with two antimormons

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[Strongbow]

Oh and this thread fucking sux

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[PICK3]

but my memory is short!!

and so is my ...

 

[caligirl85]

Hair??

 

[PICK3]

Hair??

ololololololololol!

 

[caligirl85]

Lololololol

 

[WoodyO]

No, his cock. It's stubby and fat. Kinda like Ledhead or N2's physique.

 

[dabuffguy]

How long?

7 inches.




Oh, you mean time?

Lol.

July 12th.

 

[digimon7068]

7 inches.




Oh, you mean time?

Lol.

July 12th.

if she pulls a runaway bride on you, will you...

a) continue to keep it in your pants until you land another one or

ii) go on a coke and booze-fueled bender, banging every neck-tattooed whore that will hold still long enough?

inquiring minds wanna know!

 

[dabuffguy]

I'll just call Nan. She's every desperate man's go-to.

 

[WoodyO]

Wow, that is rude.

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol, I'm joking. Poor Nan.

 

[PICK3]

Lol, I'm joking. Poor Nan.

you're knot joking

you're a mean spirited Amish fgt

 

[digimon7068]

you're knot joking

you're a mean spirited Amish fgt

 

[PICK3]

ololololololol!

 

[Strongbow]

This thread fucking six more than usual. Fuck this is awful

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[PICK3]

This thread fucking six more than usual. Fuck this is awful

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You six fgt

 

[dabuffguy]

This thread fucking six more than usual. Fuck this is awful

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It was made by Pick3, what do you expect?

His threads are locked for a reason.

He's a fucking idiot.

 

[PICK3]

It was made by Pick3, what do you expect?

His threads are locked for a reason.

He's a fucking idiot.

You six too bish

 

[PICK3]

It was made by Pick3, what do you expect?

His threads are locked for a reason.

He's a fucking idiot.

you gonna buy a penguin doll to memorialize teh first time you get your peen wet?

 

[dabuffguy]

Why don't you mind your own damn business. It's pretty messed up you made a thread about this in the first place. Get a life.

 

[PICK3]

Why don't you mind your own damn business. It's pretty messed up you made a thread about this in the first place. Get a life.

u mad?

 

[digimon7068]

Why don't you mind your own damn business. It's pretty messed up you made a thread about this in the first place. Get a life.

you're the one that proclaimed your virginity...and we're all a bunch of immature knuckleheads...wtf? i think it's a perfectly legit thread considering the overall makeup of this place. maybe you're feigning umbrage? i hope so

 

[PICK3]

you're the one that proclaimed your virginity...and we're all a bunch of immature knuckleheads...wtf? i think it's a perfectly legit thread considering the overall makeup of this place. maybe you're feigning umbrage? i hope so

He's a sensitive little Amish fella

 

[nangiggles]

What if she doesn't bleed or if she knows her way around cawk too well?

 

[PICK3]

What if she doesn't bleed or if she knows her way around cawk too well?

olololololol! that's wrong

I moar afraid of DaSoftMo being traumatized

 

[WoodyO]

Buncha rude motherfuckers in here. Nobody's happy for Buffgeigh that he found himself a woman that fits his mooslim criteria?

 

[dabuffguy]

I get no love from sum deez ngrs.

Jk you guys are all good robs.

 

[dabuffguy]

you're the one that proclaimed your virginity...and we're all a bunch of immature knuckleheads...wtf? i think it's a perfectly legit thread considering the overall makeup of this place. maybe you're feigning umbrage? i hope so

Lololololol, I'm just busting Pick3's balls.

I was actually expecting something along these lines, most likely from him too. I'm not put off, but I can be a dick about it if I want. Lol.

 

[miplank]

7 inches.

you wish;fgt.

 

[WoodyO]

Cock-off???

 

[dabuffguy]

you wish;fgt.

Hahaha!!

Okay, 3.5

 

[smurf2]

What if she has a weiner?

 

[dabuffguy]

What if she has a weiner?

Hahahaha!!!

I told her that once jokingly.

"You better not have a penis or I'm leaving you."

She just laughed then said, and you better have a big one or I'm leaving you!

 

[smurf2]

Better get the annulment papers ready

 

[sexyMFer]

I round up to seven

 

[sexyMFer]

From 5 1/16

 

[dabuffguy]

Better get the annulment papers ready

Lol!!!

 

[Strongbow]

Lol!!!

Pretty sure this women don't really like dabuttgay I can't see this marriage happening.

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[dabuffguy]

 

[PICK3]

Sticky this bish!

 

[digimon7068]

Lololololol, I'm just busting Pick3's balls.

I was actually expecting something along these lines, most likely from him too. I'm not put off, but I can be a dick about it if I want. Lol.

honestly? i assumed that you were...because we're all a bunch of immature assholes around here and you've been around long enough to figure that out...no way we're not gonna have a virgin countdown...sorry...that's just way too much fun...

 

[WoodyO]

What's the over/under on his inability to perform?

 

[AFeedz]

What's the over/under on his inability to perform?

Ooo. Bookie event.

 

[PICK3]

she touches his knee

he sploonges his britches

[end]honeymoon[/end]

 

[Strongbow]

I love you bro no homo

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[PICK3]

she touches his knee

he sploonges his britches

[end]honeymoon[/end]

*splooges

 

[dabuffguy]

Ooo. Bookie event.

Can't.

I already stole all the bookie K. I own every k in the system.

 

[miplank]

no you don't, I have more than you.

 

[miplank]

tho I got all my karma legit from the EF Casino

 

[caligirl85]

I got mine from the bookie forum and Arabian lol

 

[dabuffguy]

I got mine from the bookie forum and Arabian lol

Did Arabian try to sell it to you for $450?

 

[dabuffguy]

tho I got all my karma legit from the EF Casino

True story.

 

[caligirl85]

Did Arabian try to sell it to you for $450?

Nah..he just gave me a whole bunch!

 

[miplank]

this is just one of my accounts that I have karma hidden in..

 

[miplank]

Yes, that's 630,000,0000 in bonds earning 1.2%

 

[miplank]

Diversify your portfolio bitch!!

 

[AFeedz]

Yes, that's 630,000,0000 in bonds earning 1.2%

Pretty much all my K is yours. Lol.

 

[miplank]

oollololo

 

[dabuffguy]

I have a growing suspicion that Mitch illegally obtained his K.

I don't have proof though.

 

[WoodyO]

Nobody ever gives me K hits.

 

[cindylou]

Then why do I have to spread it around before I give you more?

 

[WoodyO]

Because there's only about 5 of us left posting here? I couldn't hit a single person in chat today.

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[miplank]

I give you K all the time fgt

 

[WoodyO]

Fine! I was being greedy. Fuck...

 

[WoodyO]

Lemme hold some K.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday.

 

[miplank]

I'm fresh out

 

[dabuffguy]

Lol, me and plank combined have mour k than the rest of the bouard combined.

 

[miplank]

Yeah but I got all mine legit. You thief.

 

[wootoom]

I have no k

 

[WoodyO]

I asked for a loan, a small loan.

They said I was not economically viable.

 

[wootoom]

You will remember me

 

[wootoom]

Hey man, you got some change for a vet? You're an animal doctor? No man! A vet! I was in Nam! What were you a drummer boy? Hahahahhaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahha

 

[dabuffguy]

Yeah but I got all mine legit. You thief.

I am a theif.

You're a liar.

 

[PICK3]

I need subsidies

I'm k poor, butt hydro rich!





please respond

 

[wootoom]

I am a theif.



You're a liar.

*thief

 

[PICK3]

*thief

ololollolololololol!

 

[dabuffguy]

Dammit!!!

 

[PICK3]

Dammit!!!

you love this thread, don't you u little Amish fgt?

 

[miplank]

*thief

I just spelled it for him too.



What a fuckin' idiot.

 

[dabuffguy]

I just spelled it for him too.



What a fuckin' idiot.

My avatar title has it spelled right. That's even worse it's been staring me in the face everyday.

I'm gonna shoot myself.

 

[WoodyO]

They don't teach I before E except after C in Utah?

 

[dabuffguy]

Apparently not.

 

[PICK3]

 

[PICK3]

 

[ray38hep]

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[bigbassturd]

Sure man

Just post your name and address

 

[caligirl85]

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Go to the evolutionary site... It's a source board

 

[PICK3]

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I can get you dick

 

[digimon7068]

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sure doc.

can you help me get bigger tits for my wife?

 

[wootoom]

Hey I'm new to this and I was wondering if anyone can help me get test cypionate and trenbolone enthanate having hard time finding it



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Fuck off

 

[PICK3]

Fuck off

olololololololoolo!

 

[nangiggles]

Go to the evolutionary site... It's a source board

How dare you be helpful!?

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[caligirl85]

How dare you be helpful!?

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Lol it doesn't happen very often. Must have been a weak moment