NYC BOY-- Jackass training tips Volume II - Proper Squat Technique

[Citruscide]

"Yes... this is my second volume of pictures... I have many.. he he... here, you see I have card... a card that says I am a traynor... hhaha.. and you thought I serious was not? My card says so... ha! You may think stupid I am... but it is all just a facade (pronounced FA-CADE)"

 

[Citruscide]

"first thing to remember... it is not safe always to wear NYC neckless stuff while trayning... it may break good art... hehe... but I am cool, so I will wear... just remember... you can get my necklasses and be a player and cool too... ha ha... yes... yes!"

 

[Citruscide]

"When giving squat spot... bend down and rap you arms around you client... that way they can not but let weight drop... hahah... you think I joke? you must have good grip... do not underestimate the good measure of spot... you don't need much weight to accomplish... do like I do, grab on hold and make sure... like this!"

 

[naturally anabolic]

bahaha!

 

[Citruscide]

"AAAHHHHOOUUUUCHHHH!!! Sometime, you hurt back... eeeewww because of bad form... aarrrgg... don't be afraid... ot show your pain... aaawhhh you are not less man if you do... I am... a big man... biggest in my gym... and see... I can show pain... he he... awww... "

 

[goldenone]

Can I order the hat also?

 

[naturally anabolic]

question is...who's taking the pictures?

 

[Citruscide]

There you have it... NYC boy volume II... giving spots on squats... tune in next time as NYC boy shows you an exercise that works out all the muscles at once!!

C

 

[Citruscide]

question is...who's taking the pictures?

Self-timer my man... self-timer himself....

C

 

[naturally anabolic]

damn i don't think my digicam has it :-\

 

[JohnyJuice]

you are a sick bastard.

 

[The Shadow]

yeah - but they're funny as hell!!!

 

[Citruscide]

Thanks... I try.

C

 

[frorider6]

Seriously brother, you need a job. Something to occupy your mind. Even if you can't get a law gig, just go down to the adult book store and mop up the wack-a-mole booths. I know it's a better career and all, but it'll at least keep you occupied until some law firm pays you to do the same type of work.

 

[Citruscide]

Seriously brother, you need a job. Something to occupy your mind. Even if you can't get a law gig, just go down to the adult book store and mop up the wack-a-mole booths. I know it's a better career and all, but it'll at least keep you occupied until some law firm pays you to do the same type of work.

Thanks brother... as if it weren't painfully obvious that I need a job... I even applied as a janitor at a local joint around here... got denied... times are tough... they said I was over qualified... and law firms say I'm under qualified... if one is over qualified... shouldn't they get the job??

I have things to keep me busy... but let's just say I have ALOT of free time on my hands...

C

 

[Lord_Suston]

you're right you have too much time, but on the other hand that was some funny shit. to bad everyone in my class is looking at me like I'm a f*ckin psycho, since i almost had a hernia laughing.

 

[ashe]

blawhahaha!!!

These posts only get better!!


Thanks for the laughs Citruscide!

so true...so true....!!!!

if you need a job, why don't you try stand up comedy??? seriously, you are too funny!!!

 

[Citruscide]

I've often thought of being a stand up comic... but what sort of life is that? I'm funny, but not funny enough to be like Sienfiled... or the really rich guys... I'd probably pull in ... oohh... around 15K a year at my best... this is small time stuff... just taking photos...

Maybe I could put a childrens book, or a adult humor book based on the retard character of NYC Boy... I'd cut him in for 20% of the profits ... hmm...

C

 

[ashe]

or a better job....

stand on the corner of any major intersection wearing your favorite spandex...cars pull over and offer you money! can you believe that!?!? i saw a guy just last week wearing his favorite tight red mini-dress. he even had a digi cam to pics of impersonating people in bed. OMG! that was you wasn't it!!! you ARE *keeping busy*! you DO *let's just say* *have ALOT of free time on*your *hands...*

i just have one question.....or shall i say comment....i hope you get paid in quarters you freak!!!

 

[ashe]

Maybe I could put a childrens book, or a adult humor book based on the retard character of NYC Boy... I'd cut him in for 20% of the profits ... hmm...

C

niiiice!

 

[Citruscide]

Bump for those who haven't seen it.

C

 

[casavant]

LMFAO- Good one, Citruscide.

 

[mattcanning99]

LOL

this has been here for a week, and i didnt even see it.

this nyc boy thing has been going on for a year, and it just stays hilarious

 

[Sebass67]

This is great...we can make book like Where' Waldo...and just call it where's NY Boy...

Citruscide....props for the effort.

 

[mattcanning99]

where did you get that hot muscle necklace?