NYC BOY-- Jackass training tips Volume II - Proper Squat Technique

[JohnyJuice]

you are a sick bastard.

 

[The Shadow]

yeah - but they're funny as hell!!!

 

[Citruscide]

Thanks... I try.

C

 

[frorider6]

Seriously brother, you need a job. Something to occupy your mind. Even if you can't get a law gig, just go down to the adult book store and mop up the wack-a-mole booths. I know it's a better career and all, but it'll at least keep you occupied until some law firm pays you to do the same type of work.

 

[Citruscide]

Seriously brother, you need a job. Something to occupy your mind. Even if you can't get a law gig, just go down to the adult book store and mop up the wack-a-mole booths. I know it's a better career and all, but it'll at least keep you occupied until some law firm pays you to do the same type of work.

Thanks brother... as if it weren't painfully obvious that I need a job... I even applied as a janitor at a local joint around here... got denied... times are tough... they said I was over qualified... and law firms say I'm under qualified... if one is over qualified... shouldn't they get the job??

I have things to keep me busy... but let's just say I have ALOT of free time on my hands...

C

 

[Lord_Suston]

you're right you have too much time, but on the other hand that was some funny shit. to bad everyone in my class is looking at me like I'm a f*ckin psycho, since i almost had a hernia laughing.

 

[ashe]

blawhahaha!!!

These posts only get better!!


Thanks for the laughs Citruscide!

so true...so true....!!!!

if you need a job, why don't you try stand up comedy??? seriously, you are too funny!!!

 

[Citruscide]

I've often thought of being a stand up comic... but what sort of life is that? I'm funny, but not funny enough to be like Sienfiled... or the really rich guys... I'd probably pull in ... oohh... around 15K a year at my best... this is small time stuff... just taking photos...

Maybe I could put a childrens book, or a adult humor book based on the retard character of NYC Boy... I'd cut him in for 20% of the profits ... hmm...

C

 

[ashe]

or a better job....

stand on the corner of any major intersection wearing your favorite spandex...cars pull over and offer you money! can you believe that!?!? i saw a guy just last week wearing his favorite tight red mini-dress. he even had a digi cam to pics of impersonating people in bed. OMG! that was you wasn't it!!! you ARE *keeping busy*! you DO *let's just say* *have ALOT of free time on*your *hands...*

i just have one question.....or shall i say comment....i hope you get paid in quarters you freak!!!

 

[ashe]

Maybe I could put a childrens book, or a adult humor book based on the retard character of NYC Boy... I'd cut him in for 20% of the profits ... hmm...

C

niiiice!