Nudist Beach...

[DJ_UFO]

This question is for people from Florida....There's a couple of nude beaches here in South Florida and i wanna go with my wife. But I wanna know if somebody has gone over there cause here specially in South Florida there's a lot of gays and latin freaks so i don't know if it's a normal place to go, safe you know...i don't wanna be surrounded by sick people....

 

[jubei]

Bear mace+taped lead pipe=not getting raped by faggs.

 

[jaynsd]

Don't flatter yourself. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but just because you are straight, doesn't mean a gay guy wants to hook up with you. You want to screw all women? Christ, sounds like you are more afraid of showing your dick... gee, wonder why?

 

[sandman_jeepn]

i have gay friends and they know who is and who isnt. If u walk down the beach its is almost divided. U'll first see the topless women (and some r men), then u'll notice its all guys. Thats when ur in the "gay section". U shouldn't be homophobic. They throw the best parties and there are lots of straight women there. Notice every fine girl has a gay friend. If u dont show intrest in them they wont bother u. Unless u had thoughts about it and r just scared to confront them.

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

LMAO

Yoooo Jubei i agree better to be safe then sorry. I would never even give the opportunity for some gaywad to try and slip his wang anywhere near my shit!!! Fuck that they would be sleeping with the fish then hahaa I'd rather just use the sword though cause we know 1 swipe and off goes peter haha

 

[DJ_UFO]

hahaha...LOL
I know this is a very difficult thread...thanks for the advices but i'm not affraid or whatever..i just wanna know what i have to do and how to go to that place cause i've never been before with groups of gays..so i don't know if they bother when they like a big wang or they approach you if they like you i don't know...I respect gay people but i don't like if they start invading my space...and if some of them start to harass me, i'll kick his head and then take him off the shore and let him with the sharks. So tha't why i want some info cause i don't want troubles...

 

[Puddles]

If a guy makes a pass at you, just let them know you're not interested and they'll leave you alone. It's not like he's gonna walk up to you and stick his dick in your ass as a way of saying hi. Relax and have fun! Um...don't forget sunscreen.

 

[mojohobo]

I don't know. Gay men are pretty horny. Only thing that doesn't seem to turn them on is women. Watch out dude!They try to you up the butt. So if I were you this is what you should do before going to any nude beach. First check around like this. If you see alot of this happening,

you might want to go to another beach. They migh try to entice some folks like this
Sometimes they use this color suntan lotionThey also like to wear this type of hat
So just and look for one that has none of that.

 

[jubei]

jaynsd....I was gonna flame you pretty bad but something just occurred to me. How do you flame a flamer??

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Well if you run into a i would suggest not bending over or chances are this will be you and i'd LOL"n" at u like this My suggestion is to keep at least 10 feet away from them or just cause if pushes your shit in the will dis-own u Hey Jubei i think Jaynsd luvs u maaaaaan!!!!

 

[mojohobo]

I'll tell you how to flame a flamer. First you But watch out they might be really Then you gotta think of a new plan. So you call the Shaft to kick some ass. They might be super flaming and go SUPER FLAMER
and have the strenght of 10
They might use strategy to get you too. They pretend to be and auly: you.Becareful ofIf all else fails

 

[mojohobo]

Here's what a gay nude beach might look like from my guess.

 

[DJ_UFO]

LOL...hahaha
now this complete thread looks very fagg with all those colors

 

[rnch]

the one nude beach i checked out in southern florida was just below tampa. i think it was apollo beach? it was full of old geezers that needed their raincoats ironed......oh no, that was their skin!!!!

 

[b fold the truth]

I couldn't imagine going to a nude beach...

I'd finally get there, take off all of my clothes, and take out my sunscreen. At that point I would put the sunscreen into my hand...and look at myself. I would then realize that applying it would be very difficult to do and still look 'calm and cool'.

Shoot...and it says to re apply every 15 minutes. I'd just be recovering from one application and have to do another...

geeze...

B True

 

[Pamela]

I couldn't imagine going to a nude beach...

I'd finally get there, take off all of my clothes, and take out my sunscreen. At that point I would put the sunscreen into my hand...and look at myself. I would then realize that applying it would be very difficult to do and still look 'calm and cool'.

Shoot...and it says to re apply every 15 minutes. I'd just be recovering from one application and have to do another...

geeze...

B True

 

[jubei]

Pamela, is that you? Why don't we just f@#k and find out. Everything is good in MODERATION.

 

[mojohobo]

Pamela, is that you? Why don't we just f@#k and find out. Everything is good in MODERATION.

I'll say. Damn! I clicked and saved that avie. If that's her, she's perfect.

 

[Puddles]

I couldn't imagine going to a nude beach...

I'd finally get there, take off all of my clothes, and take out my sunscreen. At that point I would put the sunscreen into my hand...and look at myself. I would then realize that applying it would be very difficult to do and still look 'calm and cool'.

Shoot...and it says to re apply every 15 minutes. I'd just be recovering from one application and have to do another...

geeze...

B True

You only need to re-apply if you get wet. The trick here is to get someone else to do the application for ya. And just think...when the girls are too hot from the sun or from doing your sunscreen applications, you could just stand over them and provide the shade while you enjoy the view.

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

UH O.....

KRONKer is hiding something!!! He prolly has a lil peepee hahaha LMAO JK bro What's happenin Kronk?

 

[b fold the truth]

You only need to re-apply if you get wet. The trick here is to get someone else to do the application for ya. And just think...when the girls are too hot from the sun or from doing your sunscreen applications, you could just stand over them and provide the shade while you enjoy the view.

Funny thing is...it only takes about 2 drops of suncreen for me...
...maybe...



B True

 

[DJ_UFO]

I'll say. Damn! I clicked and saved that avie. If that's her, she's perfect.

HOLY CRAP I was going to do the sam question.....IS THAT YOU??. That back view is perfect...now i'm hard again...

 

[mojohobo]

This is me if I saw a nude beach with ugly, gay, fat people. Or any of it by itself for that matter.

Then this is me after I'd away too.
Any questions?

 

[jubei]

People always go to nude beaches thinking its going to be the playboy mansion and then it turns out looking like an episode of national geographic.

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

LMFAO...

Jubei that was funny as fuck if i was able to give u more karma you'd def get some for that comment but it says i have to spread it around!!! I think Frisco is ready for me to spread on her hahaha

 

[mojohobo]

National Geographic, huh? You mean like this.

 

[yosshimura]

SOuth FLorida - Miami - try Halouver, up by 163 street and Collins. THey have a gay side and a straight side.

First time my girl and I went was about a month ago, we didn't know the beach was divided and went to the gay side, they had lesbos too. Then the following time we figured the straight people ( ie: fine naked women) were to the right of the lifeguard station.

BTW, Watch out if you get horney with your girl, I almost humped her in the water, and they called the cops on us...NO SHIT , there were charges made for "intercourse" can you believe that crap!>!

 

[mojohobo]

Unless you are you can't do stuff like that. can do what they like.
Liking almost a crime in some parts. taking over.

 

[DJ_UFO]

SOuth FLorida - Miami - try Halouver, up by 163 street and Collins. THey have a gay side and a straight side.

First time my girl and I went was about a month ago, we didn't know the beach was divided and went to the gay side, they had lesbos too. Then the following time we figured the straight people ( ie: fine naked women) were to the right of the lifeguard station.

BTW, Watch out if you get horney with your girl, I almost humped her in the water, and they called the cops on us...NO SHIT , there were charges made for "intercourse" can you believe that crap!>!

Are you serious bro??. That's what I wanted to hear!!...of course I know where is Haulover beach but never been there...that info is very good!. That shit with the cops makes sense for me...imagine if there is no control at all, how would be that beach with all the people doing what they want...It will be Sodoma & Gomorra, full of freaks filming behind the trees. check this out.


http://pbnaturists.org/places.html

c ya!!

 

[yosshimura]

Are you serious bro??. That's what I wanted to hear!!...of course I know where is Haulover beach but never been there...that info is very good!. That shit with the cops makes sense for me...imagine if there is no control at all, how would be that beach with all the people doing what they want...It will be Sodoma & Gomorra, full of freaks filming behind the trees. check this out.


http://pbnaturists.org/places.html

c ya!!

YEah, no fuckin kidding, believe me, after being in beach with a fine babe and a bottle of Bacardi GOld, and the sun, and....just touching your girl all day, man.... you can't help it.... I first was playing with her asshole while she was lieing face down and the lifeguard prick came and said, "stop that shit in the beach", then like an hour later we were in the water, weren't humping but some heavy making out and she was straddling me, but no boner here, and they called us out, called two metro date cops, one detective who questioned my grilfreind extensively to make sure she wasn't being raped (fuck , I am her f-boyfreind! ), and even after all the explanation to the cops, they asked us to get our stuff and get in the car (all polite, thank god no harrasing shit), we went got our stuff, (I inadvertantly left the bacardi burried in the sand ), got in the squad car and they took us down the beach to some station and had us there for an hour, and gave us a fucikin police report or whatever they call it (yellow paper) with charges on "intercourse".... we had to walk back about 1/2 mile or more to the car (doesn't sound like alot, but it sure felt like a long walk).

I concur about no sex on the beach, but I was just doing a little touching of her ass when I was outside .

Would I go back? Yeah, I am a dog, I have been back, but made sure we were away from teh lifeguard station and no sexual touching

 

[dawookie]

You must have been way obvious or uneasy on the eyes to have been busted by the lifeguards.. Ive had a few successful trips to the water for a quickie with my g/f and had no problems.. Im pretty sure somebody had to know what was going on, but no problems.. maybe because when I go my girl is in the top 3% of the girls there.. I dont think anyone would want to kick her off the beach...

To get to haulover, exit 95 at Miami Gardens and go east all the way to A1A.. Take a right and you will see a parking lot for Haulover on the right, 3$ parking.. The gay section of the beach is on the north end, I think a little north of the vollyball nets..

Even if you stay in the straight section of the beach doesnt mean you are only with the straight people.. Sometimes a day can turn for the worst when a whole group of guys lay down right near you and get loud and rowdy and slappin each other on the ass and shit.. no joke, this has happened..

 

[DJ_UFO]

shit that sucks...well but i think til they never get into your space everything is ok. At that point is good to have a very strict police activity..
I have to go!!...my pecker is asking me for a little bit of sun..lol