Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street

[Dial_tone]

(I say 7 minutes tops til BBF comments about one of his harem)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

 

[from zero]

lol

 

[p0ink]

when i have sex, i want it to be so loud that the neighbors start wondering whether or not they should call the police.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Pffff.....I'm stronger than that. Its been 3 mintues and I'm holding strong...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

4 minutes.... if I make another 4 I will so own you orb.

 

[hamstershaver]

my rule is the woman can never be louder than the tv thats on or i might miss part of the ballgame

 

[Dial_tone]

Pffff.....I'm stronger than that. Its been 3 mintues and I'm holding strong...

doesn't really....you're already reading the thread and would have commented if I hadn't said anything...thereby proving my point.

U B A HO!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No way orb, I would not have commented. You simply assumed that I would. Besides I don't think any women I was with has been THAT loud... I mean waking up a whole street?

 

[Deterass]

my rule is the woman can never be louder than the tv thats on or i might miss part of the ballgame

LMAO!..........Same old Hammy!

 

[out_at_sea]

(I say 7 minutes tops til BBF comments about one of his harem)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

WTF....no more privacy..let tehm fuck the shit out of each other..fucking neighbors....

Do I sense some jealosy here?

 

[coverguy]

i've been with some loud ladies, but not quite that loud. one girl (lived in a house in college with 7 other roommates) would honestly keep all her roommates awake when would have sex at night after the bars. finally i got in the habit of kissing her or sticking my finger in her mouth to suck on. even then she was still about as loud as your average girl.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

WTF....no more privacy..let tehm fuck the shit out of each other..fucking neighbors....

Do I sense some jealosy here?

Yep, they're just hating because they are not getting any good sex.

 

[Dial_tone]

i've been with some loud ladies, but not quite that loud. one girl (lived in a house in college with 7 other roommates) would honestly keep all her roommates awake when would have sex at night after the bars. finally i got in the habit of kissing her or sticking my finger in her mouth to suck on. even then she was still about as loud as your average girl.

The guy in the room next to me had a wooden loft that used to bang against the wall when he was hittin it and she'd be wailing away. I used to to see them in clubs years later and while we were talking all I could do was picture her gettin nailed in that room.....very hot but WAYYY too thin.

 

[coverguy]

The guy in the room next to me had a wooden loft that used to bang against the wall when he was hittin it and she'd be wailing away. I used to to see them in clubs years later and while we were talking all I could do was picture her gettin nailed in that room.....very hot but WAYYY too thin.

that's hilarious. my screamer, and i mean that in the truest sense, was a very skinny too. not anorexic skinny, but if she was any skinnier i probably wouldn't have found her that hot.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

They were German. He was probably shitting on her.

 

[Smurfy]

(I say 7 minutes tops til BBF comments about one of his harem)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

that must be a typo or something, cuz i dont even live in city of Essen

 

[Deleted member 33117]

that must be a typo or something, cuz i dont even live in city of Essen