Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street

[Dial_tone]

(I say 7 minutes tops til BBF comments about one of his harem)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

 

[from zero]

lol

 

[p0ink]

when i have sex, i want it to be so loud that the neighbors start wondering whether or not they should call the police.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Pffff.....I'm stronger than that. Its been 3 mintues and I'm holding strong...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

4 minutes.... if I make another 4 I will so own you orb.

 

[hamstershaver]

my rule is the woman can never be louder than the tv thats on or i might miss part of the ballgame

 

[Dial_tone]

Pffff.....I'm stronger than that. Its been 3 mintues and I'm holding strong...

doesn't really....you're already reading the thread and would have commented if I hadn't said anything...thereby proving my point.

U B A HO!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

No way orb, I would not have commented. You simply assumed that I would. Besides I don't think any women I was with has been THAT loud... I mean waking up a whole street?

 

[Deterass]

my rule is the woman can never be louder than the tv thats on or i might miss part of the ballgame

LMAO!..........Same old Hammy!

 

[out_at_sea]

(I say 7 minutes tops til BBF comments about one of his harem)

BERLIN (Reuters) - A pair of young lovers so annoyed their neighbors with a noisy sex session that police had to go and ask them to lower the volume, police said on Tuesday.

Officers in the western city of Essen interrupted the couple shortly after midnight after neighbors, listening to the sounds through an open window, called to complain.

"Gradually more and more neighbors gathered in front of the house to investigate the noise," said a police spokesman.

The embarrassed couple were asked to close the window and continue at a lower volume, he said.

WTF....no more privacy..let tehm fuck the shit out of each other..fucking neighbors....

Do I sense some jealosy here?