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Have you ever been with a woman who had hair like a spider plant coming from her nipples?

I did, and it wasn't pleasant and it scared the shit out of me. Luckily for her I didn't have a machete nearby to chop down that rain forest.
 
Once I was walking down the sidewalk...and of course, my boobs were dragging behind me. I was walking on my merry way and then i felt a gentle tug....and i pulled...it wouldnt budge...I was quite annoyed so i bent down to see what my boob was hung on. To my amazement, there was a hair that had grown out and it got hung on a fire hydrant!!!!! I was so embarrassed!!!! I grabbed those boobs right up and tossed them over my shoulder and ran all the way home crying.:(
 
SoKlueles said:
Once I was walking down the sidewalk...and of course, my boobs were dragging behind me. I was walking on my merry way and then i felt a gentle tug....and i pulled...it wouldnt budge...I was quite annoyed so i bent down to see what my boob was hung on. To my amazement, there was a hair that had grown out and it got hung on a fire hydrant!!!!! I was so embarrassed!!!! I grabbed those boobs right up and tossed them over my shoulder and ran all the way home crying.:(
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And you say I'm fucked in the head?

ha
 
Romo Bro, one of the scariest things in my life was a chick with nipple spider hair syndrome. I met this HAWT blonde with volumptious breasts and we are kissing in club and dancing and then we leave together, I gave her a ride home. We are in her room, I am hot and bothered bro, I am semi blue because I had been rock hard for three hours while we danced and kissed etc...anyway I am necking and I take off her shirt and she is all coy about the bra :confused: I am like WTF I have been getting teased for 3 hours, I need breasts and velvett (you know?) so I push the skirt up and then pull the bra open and it is dark and I am kissing and WTF? I jump up !!! I hit the lights!! she is all covering up and I am like what the fuck? I forcefully move her arms to see and she has a blonde fukin spider plant on both sides!!! I say what is this from? she starts crying!! she is dillerious and crying and sobbing and my dick is limp the mood is fuckd!! I get my clothes on I mean she is freaking crying and tellijng me to leave she is humiliated or somthing and wont talk.

So I sweet talked her into some nice head, popped a ficking gallon on the side of her face and clean up and leave without saying bye - NO BS!

Never saw her again, dont remeber her name, never told anyone about it, and I never knew wtf WAS UP WITH HER TITS!! It was not ike 2 or 3 hairs bro, it was a forest! lol
 
Gymgurl said:
Why didn't you just pluck it out.......with your teeth
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And risk possible infection? And how do I explain that to my dentist?

"Hey Doc, I don't need a cleaning, just a trim".
 
True could use it for like a front floss, but uh I'd rather never see anything like that again. I have hear of mothers doing shaving a girl to make this hair grow so she wont let boys mess with their breast? Hey all I know is that was weird, and yes I saw it before -ewwwwww!
 
I would like to know who the heck gets hair on their breasts...I for the record am hair free in that area
 
Gymgurl said:
I would like to know who the heck gets hair on their breasts...I for the record am hair free in that area
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As far as I know, Italian women. Well the one I was with was Eyetalian.
 
all the Italian women in my family do not have hair on our tits, ok. a little on the chin, but tweezers takes care of that , why would a woman go around with hairy tits, when in this time and age there are a lot of hair removers on the market. I think she could have taken care of that or maybe she was a man,?
 
Although I like hairy pussies and armpits on women still hairy nipples are turn off. Also hairy back. :D
 
I actualy dont get it. I have seen some women with moles on their face and big black hairs coming out of it...HOW do they not see it???? I think it may be hormonal. I feel sorry for them.
 
JUST FOR THE RECORD.................i was JOKING about Italian gals being overly hairy...........ok????
 
I was with this cute little blonde one evening years ago. She took me back to her boss' office and had me on his desk. Afterword, I found out he was a lawyer. At any rate, I'm doing a little nibbling and find this long ass hair in my mouth. Now I figured it was from her head, but alas, it was attached to the boobie. I really didn't make a big deal out of it, as I was enjoying the other activities. But damn, that was weird.
 
bitter_man said:
I was with this cute little blonde one evening years ago. She took me back to her boss' office and had me on his desk. Afterword, I found out he was a lawyer. At any rate, I'm doing a little nibbling and find this long ass hair in my mouth. Now I figured it was from her head, but alas, it was attached to the boobie. I really didn't make a big deal out of it, as I was enjoying the other activities. But damn, that was weird.
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this sounds like bull crap to me, but I could be wrong
 
Nope, that the honest truth. I was working as a bouncer, got off work and she led me a few blocks through the back alley's of the town I worked in. We went through the back door in the alley, so I had no real Idea what kind of business it was. Really didn't care at the time. But then found myself upstairs in an attorneys office. She was a legal secretary. I knew this, but never knew where the office was. Kind of cool though. Started on the desk, hit the leather couch, and ended up on the floor. Good times.
 
Kinda like guys who get the hair growing out of the ears.....wax that crap right our of there when you get your hair cut!
 
a man with long nose hair is weird too. I used to wokr with this guy and one day...he would have ear hair growing out and the very next day....nose hair.....i wonder if that is a hereditary thing or italian thing....btw im not italian...but i have had italian in me....many times.
 
Romo17 said:


And you say I've been fucked in the head?

ha
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Whoa, Romo you've been fucked in the head? I thought you were straight man.

Did you swallow? :blow:


I'm only fuckin with ya bro. (not literally):D

No bad K
 
SoKlueles said:
a man with long nose hair is weird too. I used to wokr with this guy and one day...he would have ear hair growing out and the very next day....nose hair.....i wonder if that is a hereditary thing or italian thing....btw im not italian...but i have had italian in me....many times.
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how many times did you have sex with this guy??
 
I think maybe the only reason I dont go ahead and begin an AAS cycle in the near future is because of my ethinicity and our tendency towards being hairy. I feel like I'm very lucky being latina and not having any unwanted hair at all apart from a very small amount on the upper lip.

If I'm almost 21 and still no freaky hair anywhere does that mean I'm in the clear now? (at least until after menopause anyway)
 
wax it...its cheaper...i have an aunt that dont know what wax is....grrrrr i almost called her Uncle Judy the other day.
 
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