Once I was walking down the sidewalk...and of course, my boobs were dragging behind me. I was walking on my merry way and then i felt a gentle tug....and i pulled...it wouldnt budge...I was quite annoyed so i bent down to see what my boob was hung on. To my amazement, there was a hair that had grown out and it got hung on a fire hydrant!!!!! I was so embarrassed!!!! I grabbed those boobs right up and tossed them over my shoulder and ran all the way home crying.
Once I was walking down the sidewalk...and of course, my boobs were dragging behind me. I was walking on my merry way and then i felt a gentle tug....and i pulled...it wouldnt budge...I was quite annoyed so i bent down to see what my boob was hung on. To my amazement, there was a hair that had grown out and it got hung on a fire hydrant!!!!! I was so embarrassed!!!! I grabbed those boobs right up and tossed them over my shoulder and ran all the way home crying.
Romo Bro, one of the scariest things in my life was a chick with nipple spider hair syndrome. I met this HAWT blonde with volumptious breasts and we are kissing in club and dancing and then we leave together, I gave her a ride home. We are in her room, I am hot and bothered bro, I am semi blue because I had been rock hard for three hours while we danced and kissed etc...anyway I am necking and I take off her shirt and she is all coy about the bra I am like WTF I have been getting teased for 3 hours, I need breasts and velvett (you know?) so I push the skirt up and then pull the bra open and it is dark and I am kissing and WTF? I jump up !!! I hit the lights!! she is all covering up and I am like what the fuck? I forcefully move her arms to see and she has a blonde fukin spider plant on both sides!!! I say what is this from? she starts crying!! she is dillerious and crying and sobbing and my dick is limp the mood is fuckd!! I get my clothes on I mean she is freaking crying and tellijng me to leave she is humiliated or somthing and wont talk.
So I sweet talked her into some nice head, popped a ficking gallon on the side of her face and clean up and leave without saying bye - NO BS!
Never saw her again, dont remeber her name, never told anyone about it, and I never knew wtf WAS UP WITH HER TITS!! It was not ike 2 or 3 hairs bro, it was a forest! lol