Nintendo Wii Fit is full of it

[kx250rider]

A friend of my wife was here last night, and they were playing with the Nintendo Wii Fit... It has a body mass calculator, which is so far off that I need to laugh. It weighs you, and asks for height, age, and what weight are your clothes, etc. It does not have any means to measure fat percentage, and I don't understand how they can claim it does. Not even an electrode for your feet or hands. So here's what it said:

Wife: Underweight by 13 lbs, 22% body fat, and "has trouble balancing"

Friend: Obese, horrible posture, 20% body fat

Me: Overweight by 20 lbs, 30% body fat, poor balance

Now here's the real-life facts:

Wife: (age 45) 116 lbs, 5' 4", 27" waist, flat, defined abs, and is a professional Hollywood stuntwoman, brown belt in Karate, and placed in the MENS competition 125 class Texas half mile Motocross. Able to do balance beam to put Olympians in check!

Friend: (female age 40) 5' 9", (ordered me not to tell waist), BIG bones, and not really that overweight... Expert horse jumping competitor, and has good posture as far as I can see.

Me: (age 43) 6', 177 lbs, 30" waist, 5.7% body fat (per immersion test in February), and flat abs with veins popped out, and the only body fat I could possibly lose, must be in my big toe.

So just in case anyone tries this on the Wii, just know it's about as accurate as campaign promises.

Charles

 

[miplank]

pics of your wife

 

[reyz324]

mtfu and buy a ps3

 

[kx250rider]

pics of your wife

She doesn't like pics floating around on the Net, so here's her publicity sheet from a few years ago:



Charles

 

[miplank]

You aren't gonna cover up her name?

 

[Strongbow]

Awsome wife, is she single?

 

[nangiggles]

She doesn't like pics floating around on the Net, so here's her publicity sheet from a few years ago:

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/kx250racer/th_Kaysresume.jpg

Charles

she has her own page on imdb, sweet, has less info than the sheet, you should tell her to update it, it would be good for her career.

 

[kx250rider]

she has her own page on imdb, sweet, has less info than the sheet, you should tell her to update it, it would be good for her career.

She's retired since the early 2000s, and doesn't have an agent anymore. But it would be good to update that page. I don't think there's even a picture on it.

You aren't gonna cover up her name?

No need... I've mentioned it here before in other threads. It's not like anybody's going to stalk us, LOL. She was always a background character, and even people who recognize her from Seinfeld, don't know her name. The one time she appeared repeatedly in a fairly big movie, she was doing stunt double work in full motocross gear. With the internet, anyone can find anyone any time, and keeping a name secret doesn't mean anything. The phone number on that sheet is still active, so that's why I erased it (along with the former agent's numbers).

Charles

 

[binö]

i see she lived in austin, i wonder if she ever was romanced by teh jacket

 

[TableFun]

I think everyone knows the BMI is poppycock

 

[nangiggles]

She's retired since the early 2000s, and doesn't have an agent anymore. But it would be good to update that page. I don't think there's even a picture on it.



No need... I've mentioned it here before in other threads. It's not like anybody's going to stalk us, LOL. With the internet, anyone can find anyone anytime, and keeping a name secret doesn't mean anything. The phone number on that sheet is still active, so that's why I erased it (along with the former agent's numbers).

Charles

no pic and only 1 file, yeah update it, nice memories too

 

[kx250rider]

I forgot about this picture... She "approved it" for the internet a year or so ago... That's NOT our garage with those temperamental Italian cars that have no room for groceries or luggage... not sure why my sister-in-law thinks she needs them . Our garage has used Toyotas in it.

Charles

 

[ExtraMile]

try putting in 16 years old 5'7 209lbs to a BMI calculator lol it tells me im obese

 

[bakemeacookie]

I forgot about this picture... She "approved it" for the internet a year or so ago... That's NOT our garage with those temperamental Italian cars that have no room for groceries or luggage... not sure why my sister-in-law thinks she needs them . Our garage has used Toyotas in it.

Charles

i wanna date your sister in law. i'm like omega, very gay and sensitive.

c

 

[chewyxrage]

bmr calcs are shit, always have been. completely worthless. even at 6'3 220 I'm overweight

 

[nangiggles]

i wanna date your sister in law. i'm like omega, very gay and sensitive.

c

LMAO

Ironically it's weekend and he aint here....

 

[puddlemonkey]

It's not like anybody's going to stalk us, LOL.


Charles

Charles, meet Mitch. Mitch, meet Charles.

 

[ceo]

Charles, meet Mitch. Mitch, meet Charles.

He's already been on both their facebook pages, looked at her LinkedIn page, Got the address and phone number to her business, copied the pic of her and Seinfeld...

 

[hurricane]

He's already been on both their facebook pages, looked at her LinkedIn page, Got the address and phone number to her business, copied the pic of her and Seinfeld...

bwhahaha

and will have fished threw 3/4 of his friends pages ..found out his old high school nickname ..and what he did on every past weekend, going back atleast 6 months

 

[hurricane]

wii fit punch out <3

 

[ortiz34]

What seinfeld episodes was she in so I can look for her?
Was her hair just like that in the episodes?

 

[kx250rider]

What seinfeld episodes was she in so I can look for her?
Was her hair just like that in the episodes?

She was in Season 8, and her hair was darker in the show, and more straight (it's all 80s punked out in that photo). She's a waitress in Monk's Cafe. There's some really cool stuff in the Season 8 DVD in the deleted scenes & bloopers...

Charles

 

[ortiz34]

She was in Season 8, and her hair was darker in the show, and more straight (it's all 80s punked out in that photo). She's a waitress in Monk's Cafe. There's some really cool stuff in the Season 8 DVD in the deleted scenes & bloopers...

Charles

she didn't have any lines though did she?
She's not the one who George asked out is she? and they went for a walk and she made reference to her "boyfriends watch" and he ended up stepping in horse poop???

 

[kx250rider]

she didn't have any lines though did she?
She's not the one who George asked out is she? and they went for a walk and she made reference to her "boyfriends watch" and he ended up stepping in horse poop???

I'll ask her, but I don't remember her saying she did... If so, it was in the deleted scenes. No lines in the aired episodes other than background voice & laughing, etc. Union issues, I think . Seinfeld was her biggest thing, since it was such a popular show. The other things she appeared in with lines (and which got her into the SAG), were shorter-run shows like Townies, and other "forgotten" shows from the 90s. Once she got her SAG card, and got on Seinfeld, that was enough for her I guess. It was a conquest more than a career, I'd say.

Charles