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NEWSFLASH - KillahBee Might Get Laid!!!!

KillahBee

KillahBee

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Fo real, nugberg. I met this nice Italian broad the other night who I found out lives on my floor! I come home from work lastnight and there is a note slipped under my door saying how nice it was meeting me and that I should come by Saturday for a little party they are having, along with her digits. FUnny thing is, I was drunk as hell when I met her, and later that night when I got home, I taped a coupon to Krispy Kreme with my name on it to their door cause I'm a dick. I hope she's into cocaine.
 
LOL- sounds like a good time... post up a pic of her so I don't have to bitch at you thread after thread...

what college you at bro?

you hope she likes rails why? cause you have 2 keys under your seat?
 
I say you won`t get laid. Actually that just wishful thinking on my part.

lol jk She`s not gonna bang you at a party bro. She may do it another time, but not at this party. The apartment is too small.
 
Becoming said:
LOL- sounds like a good time... post up a pic of her so I don't have to bitch at you thread after thread...

what college you at bro?

you hope she likes rails why? cause you have 2 keys under your seat?
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No college - same apartment building.

3 keys, bro. I roll deep.
 
gonelifting said:
I say you won`t get laid. Actually that just wishful thinking on my part.

lol jk She`s not gonna bang you at a party bro. She may do it another time, but not at this party. The apartment is too small.
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yeah, but my apartment is right down the hall and it's a single. bitch.
 
The Ejaculator said:
MF'er... hook me up....

I always knew you were holding out...
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Me and JH1 are coming over... hopefully she has some hot roomates...

we can make it a package deal...
 
Good luck with that, if she left you a note under your door she's definitely interested...

or just wants people to come to her party real bad.
 
Lestat said:
Good luck with that, if she left you a note under your door she's definitely interested...

or just wants people to come to her party real bad.
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Yeah, the fact that there is a party involved is the only kicker, but we will see after Saturday night. From what I can remember, we hit it off well and bullshitted with each other all night. I think the Krispy Kreme coupon won her over too.
 
Becoming said:
Me and JH1 are coming over... hopefully she has some hot roomates...

we can make it a package deal...
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I know she has at least 1 hot roommate. Buying in bulk is the way to go with everyhting.
 
KillahBee said:
I think the Krispy Kreme coupon won her over too.
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Yeah they usually do...

btw can I bring Rjan's xy friend with for backup just in case her friends are horse faced losers?
 
KillahBee said:
Yeah, the fact that there is a party involved is the only kicker, but we will see after Saturday night. From what I can remember, we hit it off well and bullshitted with each other all night. I think the Krispy Kreme coupon won her over too.
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yeah.. its a good start... if you don't get her... you may get the roommate... and since she is so close it'd will be very easy an tempting for her to have you come over some lonely night.
 
Lestat said:
yeah.. its a good start... if you don't get her... you may get the roommate... and since she is so close it'd will be very easy an tempting for her to have you come over some lonely night.
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ding ding ding! we have a winner!
 
if she's into coke fuck her now before her booty gets too small.
 
Becoming said:
Me and JH1 are coming over... hopefully she has some hot roomates...

we can make it a package deal...
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LOL... yup... already on my way... thank god for wireless access...


If she is really hot, my g/f will want her...
 
KB, I'll be in CT this weekend, lets party up @ her house. Find me a blond with blue eyes and lucious H@@TERS
 
dude I am lost - there is a 7 eleven here and a liquor store across eht street - you need to give me directions or come pick me up...
 
Becoming said:
dude I am lost - there is a 7 eleven here and a liquor store across eht street - you need to give me directions or come pick me up...
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LMFAO... I just past that place up.......

I am going in circles... hang there a minute, I'll be back around to get you... Can you run in a get me a bottle of vodka already... I hate blowing a fat rail before I get some buzz on....

Thanks....
 
The Ejaculator said:
LMFAO... I just past that place up.......

I am going in circles... hang there a minute, I'll be back around to get you... Can you run in a get me a bottle of vodka already... I hate blowing a fat rail before I get some buzz on....

Thanks....
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yeah dude, already got a couple bottles of vodka on ice in the cooler in the trunk...

I will be finishing my 40 out in the alley next to the store till you get here...
 
Just look for the apartment building with the big "Condemned" sign on it, you know, the one with all the hookers in front.
 
A key is short for kilo. A kilo is 2.2 pounds. Since you got 3 keys, you got 6.6 pounds of blow. I assume you bought this large amount as a whole, so in all odds it hasn't been stepped on that much, i.e it is still somewhat pure. you should cut that shit up with some quinie (sp) and strech it to 7 pounds.
 
Becoming said:
yeah dude, already got a couple bottles of vodka on ice in the cooler in the trunk...

I will be finishing my 40 out in the alley next to the store till you get here...
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Sweet..... you rule...


'Condemend', eh? WTF? I though you rolled like a gangster up in here.... Ahwell... if there is a blizzard... I am there.

I am looking for it... I gotta find that damned 7'11..... Becoming is gonna drink everything if I don't get there soon... (Hey broley get a case of Natty Lite too... won't matter after we make it to the moon with Killah's snow....)



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I'm getting old because I have no idea what this bitch is talking about. In english next time college boy. If you were here I'd smack you in the mouth just to shut you up.

Get bootie pics of the chick if you do her. If your idea is going to catch on, everyone has to help
 
The Ejaculator said:
Becoming is gonna drink everything if I don't get there soon... (Hey broley get a case of Natty Lite too... won't matter after we make it to the moon with Killah's snow....)
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Dude i had to go get another ides... hurry the fuck up already... 2 cases of natty on the ice with the vodka - I always take 2 cases and 2-1.75s with me....

Maybe I should pick up a pony keg too just in case.... (tap in the trunk for emergencies)... I can't ever come down when I ride the rail and we might be in for a long night....
 
JerseyArt said:
I'm getting old because I have no idea what this bitch is talking about. In english next time college boy. If you were here I'd smack you in the mouth just to shut you up.

Get bootie pics of the chick if you do her. If your idea is going to catch on, everyone has to help
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Not a college boy, trick ass wangsta. No, I will not make out with you!

I'll probably set up some sort of video camera, so I'll post it here and you can all watch her bang rails off my hard unit while I post on EF. Wireless, bitch.
 
Its that newly aquired Platinum sex appeal, chick luv the bling bling!
 
Big Rick Rock said:
Its that newly aquired Platinum sex appeal, chick luv the bling bling!
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You got it dude. Chicks can smell that Plat all over me. Good stuff. When I cum with this girl, I'm going to make her say, "Give me the good stuff!".
 
Becoming said:
Dude i had to go get another ides... hurry the fuck up already... 2 cases of natty on the ice with the vodka - I always take 2 cases and 2-1.75s with me....

Maybe I should pick up a pony keg too just in case.... (tap in the trunk for emergencies)... I can't ever come down when I ride the rail and we might be in for a long night....
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hang in there dog.. I'll be there...

Killah - WTF? These streets are all jacked up... no signs, they all go in circles, etc... Dammit... this shit better be fire.....


Oh and Becoming my man... half life is only 20 minutes or so... so if you are still feeling geeked for too long.... someone's cutting in meth....
 
The Ejaculator said:
hang in there dog.. I'll be there...

Killah - WTF? These streets are all jacked up... no signs, they all go in circles, etc... Dammit... this shit better be fire.....


Oh and Becoming my man... half life is only 20 minutes or so... so if you are still feeling geeked for too long.... someone's cutting in meth....
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No cuts here, dog. Pure as the snow, nugga. Only thing you gots ta worry about is chewin thru your own jaw with this shit. This yay will make you fly, boy - fo real.
 
sawastea said:
Cool!

Live feed...

gambino will be whacking it from home with his broken foot

heh
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Swat, while you're busy watching skinemax later tonight I'll be getting rode by a thick Italian princess, then I will proceed to have her feed me grapes
 
The Ejaculator said:
Oh and Becoming my man... half life is only 20 minutes or so... so if you are still feeling geeked for too long.... someone's cutting in meth....
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Yeah I am one of those peeps that don't come down tho... coffee, diet drugs, anything.... I am not afraid of a little cm tho...

Speaking of rocket fuel, I DID chew my bottom lip clean through one time we came into some of that... it wa a good night but the next day I was like WTF?

Should we make it 3 40s?
 
:8ball:
Becoming said:
Yeah I am one of those peeps that don't come down tho... coffee, diet drugs, anything.... I am not afraid of a little cm tho...

Speaking of rocket fuel, I DID chew my bottom lip clean through one time we came into some of that... it wa a good night but the next day I was like WTF?

Should we make it 3 40s?
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Becoming said:
Yeah I am one of those peeps that don't come down tho... coffee, diet drugs, anything.... I am not afraid of a little cm tho...

Speaking of rocket fuel, I DID chew my bottom lip clean through one time we came into some of that... it wa a good night but the next day I was like WTF?

Should we make it 3 40s?
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Chewed through you lip?

I've done some serious jaw clenching... SERIOUS jaw clenching... and I love it when I can't feel my teeth...

Now... Rolling.. that'll make ya chew your cheek... 4sure.. my girl always gets a nice little sore from nawing at her cheek... I seem to be able to control myself well enough...
 
The Ejaculator said:
Chewed through you lip?

I've done some serious jaw clenching... SERIOUS jaw clenching... and I love it when I can't feel my teeth...

Now... Rolling.. that'll make ya chew your cheek... 4sure.. my girl always gets a nice little sore from nawing at her cheek... I seem to be able to control myself well enough...
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yah dude thru the bottom lip, serious... it looked fuct...

rolling is fun, but too short for the price IMO... bette for some shrooms or something... nice feeling it gives tho...

I hope you did not get that lotus yet cause there is no way I will fit in the damn thing, much less with the cooler and the pony keg...
 
Becoming said:
yah dude thru the bottom lip, serious... it looked fuct...

rolling is fun, but too short for the price IMO... bette for some shrooms or something... nice feeling it gives tho...

I hope you did not get that lotus yet cause there is no way I will fit in the damn thing, much less with the cooler and the pony keg...
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Is that 7'11 in a decent area... we might have to leave the rx-7 and take your ride...

The rx-7 ain't much bigger than the elise... it gets here in September....

Rolling is 4+ hours... not sure you want something with a longer life than that... gets hard to control when it ends... so you can get to bed, etc...
 
The Ejaculator said:
Is that 7'11 in a decent area... we might have to leave the rx-7 and take your ride...

The rx-7 ain't much bigger than the elise... it gets here in September....

Rolling is 4+ hours... not sure you want something with a longer life than that... gets hard to control when it ends... so you can get to bed, etc...
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Probably just take my blazer... its cool. Stuff fits better in there anyways... it has these sweet little hidden compartments in it too...

Yeah you didn't totally come down for like 4 hours but the peak was only like 30-60 minutes once it hits...

The 2 times I did them me and my bro just kept popping some more every 30 minutes or so to keep riding high and then all of a sudden we are out 10-12 total... gets pricey so we saved half for later... I don't know if it was weak shit or what but it was what was around.... Didn't really have much attraction to them after that because of it...

LOL at SA - great, now we have to go pick his ass up...
 
Shit maing... this is getting complicated...


SA - you better have cash... I hate people that wanna play in the snow but got no money... I ain't keeping you high all night for free....
 
KillahBee said:
Yeah, that's just like a Puerto Rican.
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SA your a rican? damn bro I thought you was messican bro!

JH1 jst rolled up...
 
SA....

Where you at bor... Becoming and I are coming for ya..... then we gonna hit the blow blow... ya know know...
 
Oh shit, my moms making me vaccuum the living room first or else i cant get my allowance (you said I better have money). Can you guys wait like 5 mins.?
 
SoreArms said:
Oh shit, my moms making me vaccuum the living room first or else i cant get my allowance (you said I better have money). Can you guys wait like 5 mins.?
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yeah bro we wil wait but you best hurry... JH1 and I are taking the funnel to some of these natty lights out her in the driveway....

bro is that your sis that just walked out? :p

mamacita!
 
Becoming said:
bro is that your sis that just walked out? :p

mamacita!
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Yo.... I think that is his mom orb..... outta my way... I am gonna.... (hey sa, cover your ears for a minute would ya)... hit that shit....
 
The Ejaculator said:
Yo.... I think that is his mom orb..... outta my way... I am gonna.... (hey sa, cover your ears for a minute would ya)... hit that shit....
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look for a new website coming soon! hispanic milfs!
 
BUMP (no not that kind) for SA and progress on the vaccuming

:laughing at JH1 striking out with hot mamacita while drinking a beer in the car:
 
SoreArms said:
One of my socks got caught in the vaccuum, so I am sweeping the rug
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andale bitch! JH is embarrassing himself and I am going to be wasted if we don't get moving soon...
 
SoreArms said:
OK, I'm done

Hey where you guys go?

Hey!
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Sorry dude... JH1 scared that fine chica off and he started following her like a psycho! Dudes got no game, I swear...

anyways, I had to follow him, but he is in the car again so I will swing around the car and pick you up bro....
 
WTF?

That Chica was a butter face anyway... fuck her... my girl is hotter... .and my rule of thumb these days is.... if my girl friend won't do her... I won't.... so... I know my g/f wouldn't... .



As far as me embarassing myself... screw you... and as far as bumps... I AM DOING THAT KIND.... i just haven't told you...

I got me a 1/2 gram left and I ain't sharing until Killah breaks out the Kilo.....


I know some ho's that would suck my dick for a 1/4 gram... pretty hot too... 4-real... something about coke that some girls get nuts over..
 
The Ejaculator said:
and as far as bumps... I AM DOING THAT KIND.... i just haven't told you...
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bogarting the bullet on your bro I see....
 
Weirdos - quick "super hungover at 8am on Sunday" update. KillahBee did not get laid lastnight *SURPRISE*. Hwever, the girl he was with all night is CLEALY in love with him and pretty much ended up being the coolest girl he has met in a long time. He will now mull over the fact that he cannot let this turn into a relationship because he promised himself he was done with that shit for a while. One of her friends had ridiculous cans, too.
 
KillahBee said:
Weirdos - quick "super hungover at 8am on Sunday" update. KillahBee did not get laid lastnight *SURPRISE*. Hwever, the girl he was with all night is CLEALY in love with him and pretty much ended up being the coolest girl he has met in a long time. He will now mull over the fact that he cannot let this turn into a relationship because he promised himself he was done with that shit for a while. One of her friends had ridiculous cans, too.
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Someone is falling in :heart: as soon as you say shit like I don't want a relationship that is what happens.
Oh and :lmao: at the friends cans.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Someone is falling in :heart: as soon as you say shit like I don't want a relationship that is what happens.
Oh and :lmao: at the friends cans.
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true - I'm not saying anything, but the things me and this broad had in common were actually scary at some point. but I do not want to f my life up with a relationship.
 
KillahBee said:
true - I'm not saying anything, but the things me and this broad had in common were actually scary at some point. but I do not want to f my life up with a relationship.
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:rolleyes:

What a bitch

Good luck broly
 
some one needs to stop talking about themselves in first person. SoreArms does not like it.


Have fun, and if you fall in love just dont start wearing matching outfits.
 
never happened to me, but I hope it will some day. I have an uncanny ability to operate without feelings, so I can't imagine falling hard without my practical brain jumping in to "save" me. But, I haven't had the mental connection that I seem to have with this chick in a long time. we'll see. maybe I'll invite her over for a movie this week (since we both would rather relax at home than hit the bars) and see what the deal is (i.e. how that booty works....)
 
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