5150guy said:
I have no idea what led up to this, but she better have a very good reason why she resulted to this extreme.
Any one for a Russian bride? There is a single Russian babe who will really heat things up for you available in Russia
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=AvTSphWsnRc95kya9ZQ_dr6s0NUE
Okay, did you actually READ the article, or just the headline?
For those of you who are too lazy, pay attention to the part I bolded:
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
Now I'm not, in any shape, form or fashion, excusing what she did.
He's sitting there going "I don't know what I did to deserve this?!" Oh, horseshit. He knows exactly what he did, and something tells me that his EX-wife had told just because we have to frigging live together she didn't want to see his hairy fucking scrote or some such thing.
I'd love to see an interview with the wife
I bet she knows EXACTLY why she lit him up.
Now in other news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820/od_afp/entertainmentbritain;_ylt=AoJg.MWOGfdXaROMCKZdPQEZ.3QA
British dwarf's penis gets stuck to hoover
Mon Aug 20, 3:50 PM ET
EDINBURGH (AFP) - A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.
The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.
The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.
He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.
"I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 
