New Method of Calf Training

[booger]

For those of you who have limitations on the size of your calfs based on age and fascia restrictions here is a fool proof method that may be of some use.

Get some Meat Tenderizer and dissolve it in a solution of sterile water. Inject it into the fascia in a line from the top to the bottom of both heads of the calf. This should dissolve the fasica. Don't go deep and don't hit any nerves. A solution of snake venom would probably be better.

Now train them like hell. The fascia will eventually reconnect. I have no idea how long it will take but in the meantime they'll grow like hell. Be your own guinea pig.

This info is based on this info and is subject to scutinization.


Meat tenderizer contains enzymes designed to dissolve the fiber structure of muscle tissue and may permanently damage nerve tissue, resulting in loss of sensation if used repeatedly in one area.

Just something to think about.

 

[WarriorPL]

what are you, fuking nuts!?? im not injecting anything !!!!



~WizKid

 

[strengthmonster]

"Er, OK.
Damn I've disolved both of my legs from the knee down, what can I do?"

I expect some idiot to actually reply to this post in this way.

 

[Gilbyag]

dont forget the Worcestershire sauce...

 

[Big Buck]

weak....

 

[8-]]

My calves aren't any bigger, but my girlfriend has started to chew on them with a little steak sauce.

 

[Mitchellm]

I hope you're joking, because there's going to be some "maroon" that's going to try this...

 

[booger]

Whomever You Are

....that is going to try it keep us posted. You will expand the base of human knowledge. Maybe George will present you with an honorary PHD. If he doesn't I'll dummy one for ya. And if both your legs rot off you can just 'bum' around the rest of your life.

 

[8-]]

Why stop with your calves, use the method on your biceps and end up a human torso!

 

[WODIN]

He aint shittin you guys! This is the real deal... I use McCormacks!