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New club forming

Lestat

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Since my other little venture didn't quite work out, its time for a new club.

I've had people ask me to form a club like this for a while, we feel it will be the perfect compliment to EF's Iron Angles.

This club will be called the Iron Cocks.

See me or DJ_UFO about a possible membership.
 
From Zero said:
A club for guys that lift. On a fitness site. That's clever.
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Not for guys that life, for guys that are packin if you know what i mean.
 
Lestat said:
Since my other little venture didn't quite work out, its time for a new club.

I've had people ask me to form a club like this for a while, we feel it will be the perfect compliment to EF's Iron Angles.

This club will be called the Iron Cocks.

See me or DJ_UFO about a possible membership.
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Sorry, but I just don't see there being too many members in this club!! :worried:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Sorry, but I just don't see there being too many members in this club!! :worried:
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Its an elite group, so the numbers will of course be small.
 
Deterass said:
The name sounds :rainbow:

The whole idea of a club for dudes that supposedly have big cocks is UBER :rainbow:
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I expect comments like that from all the jelus haters.
 
Well you know what they say about the BLACK MAN
So i guess i cant be a Member, since i am a bit on the EXTRA LARGE Department
hahahahaha
 
jnevin said:
These little fluffers want penis pics this bad? GEIGH.
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we don't want pics. We'll work with a female memebr as an indepedent auditor to ensure no one in our membership as lied about their assets.

We've yet to idenitfy a female yet, is there anyone who'd like to volunteer for the position of "Iron Cocks independent auditor?"
 
Lestat said:
Its an elite group, so the numbers will of course be small.
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Not exactly what I meant...I meant that there is so much talk on this forum about whos dick is bigger than...that must mean that most are small in size and if you start a group called iron cocks then you will not have very many members. haha
 
No offense Lestat, but you should take up a different hobby


You arent very good at this club thing;)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Not exactly what I meant...I meant that there is so much talk on this forum about whos dick is bigger than...that must mean that most are small in size and if you start a group called iron cocks then you will not have very many members. haha
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we're not going to have many members because most dudes on here are hung like a lightswitch. Very few of us are packing sledge hammers.
 
JerseyArt said:
No offense Lestat, but you should take up a different hobby


You arent very good at this club thing;)
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the last one was an overwhelming success man, EF just wasn't ready for us at this time. But it started as a couple people fucking around and grew to a 25 member group that was extremely well coordinated and showed results.

This one will be far more casual, we wont really "do" anything except sit around and talk about how well we are hung all day.
 
So what size to you have to be

Small 4 to 5 inches
Meduim 5 to 7 inches
Large 8 to 9 inches
Extra Large 9 to 11 inches

WHICH is it Mate
 
Sorry to bust your bubble, but the name "iron cocks" has already been taken by the University of South Carolina football team. USC's nickname is the gamecocks, and years ago the football team came up with the nickname iron cocks for any player that lifted more than 1,200 pounds in combined weight on the deadlift, benchpress, and squat.

That was before Lou Holtz came and told them that full squats were bad for you, and limitted them to 1/4 squats. :worried:
 
Meantime1 said:
So what size to you have to be

Small 4 to 5 inches
Meduim 5 to 7 inches
Large 8 to 9 inches
Extra Large 9 to 11 inches

WHICH is it Mate
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Lets say.. 7+.. if you are 6.5 we can make an exception
 
big4life said:
Sorry to bust your bubble, but the name "iron cocks" has already been taken by the University of South Carolina football team. USC's nickname is the gamecocks, and years ago the football team came up with the nickname iron cocks for any player that lifted more than 1,200 pounds in combined weight on the deadlift, benchpress, and squat.

That was before Lou Holtz came and told them that full squats were bad for you, and limitted them to 1/4 squats. :worried:
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Well if need be we can go with an alterate spelling or someting if we get into trademark issues.

For now its Iron Cocks though.
 
Lestat said:
Lets say.. 7+.. if you are 6.5 we can make an exception
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So according to the 'claims' on this site, your membership will then include every male member of elite except for hammy?
 
bluepeter said:
So according to the 'claims' on this site, your membership will then include every male member of elite except for hammy?
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Nah, there is a thread in between the sheets with a poll on penis size.. you'll see tha there are quite a few people with under 7"
 
Thanks to all who haev PMed so far.

We still need a female independent auditor if any of you cock hung whores are up to the task.
 
Lestat said:
Thanks to all who haev PMed so far.

We still need a female independent auditor if any of you cock hung whores are up to the task.
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What would this persons duties be? give details...
 
FEISTY11975 said:
What would this persons duties be? give details...
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well when a guy wants to join up, he's gotta verify his "Credentials" and since none of the members want to be viewing pictures of dude's cawks, we can have an independent female take a look and let us know whether or not he passes.

You up for it?
 
Lestat said:
well when a guy wants to join up, he's gotta verify his "Credentials" and since none of the members want to be viewing pictures of dude's cawks, we can have an independent female take a look and let us know whether or not he passes.

You up for it?
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Will the pics be taken next to a ruler and are the requirements (hard or soft)? :rolleyes:
 
Clubs are kewl and all but i would definatley come up with a different one.


The red will prob flow heavily on members of a club that geigh.

I'm not hating.............. thats just my .02
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Will the pics be taken next to a ruler and are the requirements (hard or soft)? :rolleyes:
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most likely hard, no rules, you'll just have to use your best judgement
 
Deterass said:
Clubs are kewl and all but i would definatley come up with a different one.


The red will prob flow heavily on members of a club that geigh.

I'm not hating.............. thats just my .02
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instead of posting threads like this, why not just come out and say:

"hey everybody, I've got a small penis!"
 
So when you guys have a reunion you are all gonna be sitting at the restaurant table and pullin em out and saying THIS is why im an elite hard cocks member:)

good luck with ur club
many a guy will have club envy
 
Lestat said:
most likely hard, no rules, you'll just have to use your best judgement
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no, the requirements would have to be:

1) must be hard
2) must be taken next to a ruler
3) no begging to get in...if not right size you are OUT!!!
4) only exceptions to the above must be approved by Lestat


How's that?
 
SoKlueles said:
So when you guys have a reunion you are all gonna be sitting at the restaurant table and pullin em out and saying THIS is why im an elite hard cocks member:)

good luck with ur club
many a guy will have club envy
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its IRON COCKS not hard cocks
 
Lestat said:
instead of posting threads like this, why not just come out and say:

"hey everybody, I've got a small penis!"
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LMAO! I'm proud of my thick 6


No dude ,i'm just trying to keep you from making an ass out of yourself.
 
and no fake peckers in the pics.....somehow u must have proof its urs......

i know u can pull it and show ur facial expression on how much it hurt:)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
no, the requirements would have to be:

1) must be hard
2) must be taken next to a ruler
3) no begging to get in...if not right size you are OUT!!!
4) only exceptions to the above must be approved by Lestat


How's that?
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sounds good to me!

The ruler part is hard though, Im not even sure I have a ruler at my house.

I like the rules though, we need some order to this whole thing.
 
Lestat said:
sounds good to me!

The ruler part is hard though, Im not even sure I have a ruler at my house.

I like the rules though, we need some order to this whole thing.
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Just take a pic next to a foot long hotdog. I am sure it could be estimated from there!!! :p
 
SoKlueles said:
and no fake peckers in the pics.....somehow u must have proof its urs......

i know u can pull it and show ur facial expression on how much it hurt:)
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on how much what hurt?

yeah, we may need to have a piece of paper in the shot with your username and date. No face pics though, that will just get creepy.
 
Lestat said:
instead of posting threads like this, why not just come out and say:

"hey everybody, I've got a small penis!"
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This is just sad dood. First you need to live through bombs that don't mean anything, just get attention. Now this. You'll do what you will obviously, and find some way to further annoy most people here, well endowed or not. :rainbow:
 
jnevin said:
This is just sad dood. First you need to live through bombs that don't mean anything, just get attention. Now this. You'll do what you will obviously, and find some way to further annoy most people here, well endowed or not. :rainbow:
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you and deterass could for the Small cocks club.
 
Oh man, Deterass and jnevin, I though of he PERFECT name for your club!!

"Size doesn't matter"
 
Lestat said:
you and deterass could for the Small cocks club.
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Whatever you need to keep yourself going orb. I may not scrape bottom but I'll fill your ass up. Lestat has a mouth like velvet BTW.
 
Lestat said:
on how much what hurt?

yeah, we may need to have a piece of paper in the shot with your username and date. No face pics though, that will just get creepy.
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There we go...No face pics..Just a piece of paper with your username and your dick on it...If any other way, then you are automatically denied membership!!!
 
jnevin said:
Whatever you need to keep yourself going orb. I may not scrape bottom but I'll fill your ass up. Lestat has a mouth like velvet BTW.
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I'm not sure what either of those sentences mean.
 
dunk said:
Feisty can i just send you a pic of my cack. im not interested in the club.
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lol!!!!!!!


dude if you qualify for membership you may as well join up.
 
dunk said:
Feisty can i just send you a pic of my cack. im not interested in the club.
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is that supposed to do something for me? Pics of cocks do not turn me on. They really do nothing for me. I'd rather have the real thing. (I am not implying that I want your cock)
 
FEISTY11975 said:
is that supposed to do something for me? Pics of cocks do not turn me on. They really do nothing for me. I'd rather have the real thing. (I am not implying that I want your cock)
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men and women are so different that way. pictures of vag definitely does something for me.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
is that supposed to do something for me? Pics of cocks do not turn me on. They really do nothing for me. I'd rather have the real thing. (I am not implying that I want your cock)
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some guys have cheap one liners. some guys wine and dine a girl.

me? im different. it might do something for you. ya never know. attraction has to start somewhere. its more than looks. its got personality.
 
big4life said:
That was before Lou Holtz came and told them that full squats were bad for you, and limitted them to 1/4 squats. :worried:
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Wow, something ELSE Lou Holtz got wrong.

Good thing we fired his ass in the '80s.
 
dunk said:
some guys have cheap one liners. some guys wine and dine a girl.

me? im different. it might do something for you. ya never know. attraction has to start somewhere. its more than looks. its got personality.
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lol @ "its got personality"
 
"I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me for a member."

--Groucho Marx

haha, he said "member", haha
 
dunk said:
some guys have cheap one liners. some guys wine and dine a girl.

me? im different. it might do something for you. ya never know. attraction has to start somewhere. its more than looks. its got personality.
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now I think that is hilarious!! It's got personality. Does it dance too??? :qt:
 
I was born to be in. Here's my resume.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=359485

This will be the first club with real members and a great diplomatic relationship with Iron Angels... :qt:

I suggest the girl reviewing applications, MUST be one very horny who loves big cocks! She has to enjoy her duty and do it with passion. lol

:p
 
DJ_UFO said:
I was born to be in. Here's my resume.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=359485

This will be the first club with real members and a great diplomatic relationship with Iron Angels... :qt:

I suggest the girl reviewing applications, MUST be one very horny who loves big cocks! She has to enjoy her duty and do it with passion. lol

:p
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LOL why would she have to be horny? Its just to see who qualifies. Someone has to do it!! right????
 
FEISTY11975 said:
LOL why would she have to be horny? Its just to see who qualifies. Someone has to do it!! right????
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LOL well maybe not necessarily. But I think if she is horny, she'll wake up every morning with her hands sweating and anxious to see if she got a new PM with new pics...lol And at the end that would make her do a better blowjob...I mean...a better job.
 
DJ_UFO said:
LOL well maybe not necessarily. But I think if she is horny, she'll wake up every morning with her hands sweating and anxious to see if she got a new PM with new pics...lol And at the end that would make her do a better blowjob...I mean...a better job.
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My blowjobs can't get any better... At least that is what i am told and i surely don't need pics of dicks to help me out...hahahahahahaha
 
FEISTY11975 said:
My blowjobs can't get any better... At least that is what i am told and i surely don't need pics of dicks to help me out...hahahahahahaha
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It's ture. Out come the dentures and viola! Magic. You can't imagine how good a cleft palate gumming your cak feels.
 
I see this club lasting about 2 weeks shorter than the bomb squad!
I feel sorry for dudes with such an inferiority complex that they have to justify theirself by taking picture of their privates just to feel good about themselves!

RADAR
 
Maybe the application could be sent to all Iron Angels members and they together decide if the member can be a member or not. lol
 
RADAR said:
I see this club lasting about 2 weeks shorter than the bomb squad!
I feel sorry for dudes with such an inferiority complex that they have to justify theirself by taking picture of their privates just to feel good about themselves!

RADAR
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Are you in Radar? lol
 
dunk said:
hes balls deep. you dont feel it?

oop. sorry Radar. your disqualified. no club for you.
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No picking on Radar. He's a good guy!! :rose: Notice he does not get in on the crazy ass threads, only the serious ones!!
 
I dedicate this Christina Aguilera song to Master Hammy

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won’t bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won’t bring you down
Don’t you bring me down today...

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won’t bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can’t bring us down
Don’t you bring me down today

Don’t you bring me down today
Don’t you bring me down today
 
BrothaBill said:
I dedicate this Christina Aguilera song to Master Hammy

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words won’t bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words won’t bring you down
Don’t you bring me down today...

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won’t bring us down
We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words can’t bring us down
Don’t you bring me down today

Don’t you bring me down today
Don’t you bring me down today
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LOL
 
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