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calveless wonder
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fuck me.....
i spent way too much money last night and it wasn't even at a nice spot.
i somehow dropped at least 2 bills last night on some fuckin shithole lounge after cab and everything. and this is a place where i usually get at least a few free drinks. my wallet is empty
I woke up today with gum all over both my fuckin jean pant legs and my blackberry in 3 different pieces. how do i get this shit out? lol
I ended up getting completely bombed last night and turned into a dick at the end of the night. (LONG STORY WARNING!)
I went out with a couple of my friends and this Lebanese chick we know from U of florida who was visiting. I've known this chick for 3 years and she's been on my nuts since day 1. If we go out, she's usually following me around the club, grabbing my ass,dancing all up on me and always asking me about my relationship status.What always happened in the past was a.) i was in a relationship b.) I met a much hotter girl while out.
This time i figured ok, cool...i'd hit it.
So we're all out having a good time. we were already drunk before we even got there. The Lebanese girl is being kinda of stupid and trying to play hard to get which i wasn't down with. She's never like that. Even after a few more drinks she's just getting on my nerves.
So i end up ditching the group and looking for some other interests.
I approach these two really Argentinian cute girls and start talking to this one brunnette. I've never been shut down so hard in my life. I don't remember what she said, but she was being a bitch and just not having it and talking shit. It was pretty harsh and i felt like my manhood was disrespected.so i'm like "whoa...hold up. i'm a genuine guy, and you don't even know what i'm about. so how are you gonna make assumptions like that? Very uncalled for"
It was too loud and she was just shaking her head so i walk off.
An hour or so goes by and who's sitting in one of the couches next to me?
yeah, same brunette chick. I don't remember why i felt compelled but i sit down next to her again for a sec and ask if she's in a better mood and why she decided to be so rude to me. I was like.."that's not cool. You're cute and i wanted to find out what you were like but maybe i shouldn't have if you're gonna be that way. "
Somewhere along this conversation she completely opened up and apologized. She said she was just used to having only really drunk guys hit on her and that's just her natural defense mechanism. So we keep talking and are having this great conversation and getting to know each....things end up getting touchy feely. I must say, you had to witness it to understand the magnitude of this turn around. It was pretty fuckin cool
and then who comes up to me? Lebanese chick of course. she asks me for a cigarette and goes "I thought you were with ME" and throws a fit. How fuckin convenient. I gave her a cigarette and just kinda waved her off abrutly lolol.
I ended up kissing the brunette and i can see that lebanese girl is going nuts from the corner of my eye. The lounge was about to close and brunette had to drive her friends so we ended up making plans for the weekend.
Turns out lebanese chick was all pissed and off and telling my friend "what the fuck. <name> was all up in my shit and now he's with this other girl?". it was absolutely hilarious.
It's like 5:30am at this point so we cab it home and continue drinking. I don't remember what happened but i vaguely remember seeing lebanese girls titty and me slapping her ass a few times out of drunkenness. Somehow shortly after we end up going to denny's and this is when shit got nasty.
one of my best friends is wasted and just starts verbally berating his girlfriend's puerto rican friend. He starts rambling off about puerto ricans and how they steal! LOL. It was a pretty hilarious conversation because she was being a bitch and putting down italians and thats how he reacted.
I don';t remember where i got mad or provoked, but i said something about how all the girls we were with were stupid and had no clue what they were talking about ever. They try to gang up on me and i basically start telling them how worthless their lives are. i have no idea what happened from there. I just remember yelling at the Lebanese girl telling her she's a stupid bitch and how she always ends up as my last resort and to get out of my face. LOL
they kicked us out of denny's. I have no recollection after that point
and yes, i'm still gonna bang the 18 year old chick.
i spent way too much money last night and it wasn't even at a nice spot.
i somehow dropped at least 2 bills last night on some fuckin shithole lounge after cab and everything. and this is a place where i usually get at least a few free drinks. my wallet is empty
I woke up today with gum all over both my fuckin jean pant legs and my blackberry in 3 different pieces. how do i get this shit out? lol
I ended up getting completely bombed last night and turned into a dick at the end of the night. (LONG STORY WARNING!)
I went out with a couple of my friends and this Lebanese chick we know from U of florida who was visiting. I've known this chick for 3 years and she's been on my nuts since day 1. If we go out, she's usually following me around the club, grabbing my ass,dancing all up on me and always asking me about my relationship status.What always happened in the past was a.) i was in a relationship b.) I met a much hotter girl while out.
This time i figured ok, cool...i'd hit it.
So we're all out having a good time. we were already drunk before we even got there. The Lebanese girl is being kinda of stupid and trying to play hard to get which i wasn't down with. She's never like that. Even after a few more drinks she's just getting on my nerves.
So i end up ditching the group and looking for some other interests.
I approach these two really Argentinian cute girls and start talking to this one brunnette. I've never been shut down so hard in my life. I don't remember what she said, but she was being a bitch and just not having it and talking shit. It was pretty harsh and i felt like my manhood was disrespected.so i'm like "whoa...hold up. i'm a genuine guy, and you don't even know what i'm about. so how are you gonna make assumptions like that? Very uncalled for"
It was too loud and she was just shaking her head so i walk off.
An hour or so goes by and who's sitting in one of the couches next to me?
yeah, same brunette chick. I don't remember why i felt compelled but i sit down next to her again for a sec and ask if she's in a better mood and why she decided to be so rude to me. I was like.."that's not cool. You're cute and i wanted to find out what you were like but maybe i shouldn't have if you're gonna be that way. "
Somewhere along this conversation she completely opened up and apologized. She said she was just used to having only really drunk guys hit on her and that's just her natural defense mechanism. So we keep talking and are having this great conversation and getting to know each....things end up getting touchy feely. I must say, you had to witness it to understand the magnitude of this turn around. It was pretty fuckin cool
and then who comes up to me? Lebanese chick of course. she asks me for a cigarette and goes "I thought you were with ME" and throws a fit. How fuckin convenient. I gave her a cigarette and just kinda waved her off abrutly lolol.
I ended up kissing the brunette and i can see that lebanese girl is going nuts from the corner of my eye. The lounge was about to close and brunette had to drive her friends so we ended up making plans for the weekend.
Turns out lebanese chick was all pissed and off and telling my friend "what the fuck. <name> was all up in my shit and now he's with this other girl?". it was absolutely hilarious.
It's like 5:30am at this point so we cab it home and continue drinking. I don't remember what happened but i vaguely remember seeing lebanese girls titty and me slapping her ass a few times out of drunkenness. Somehow shortly after we end up going to denny's and this is when shit got nasty.
one of my best friends is wasted and just starts verbally berating his girlfriend's puerto rican friend. He starts rambling off about puerto ricans and how they steal! LOL. It was a pretty hilarious conversation because she was being a bitch and putting down italians and thats how he reacted.
I don';t remember where i got mad or provoked, but i said something about how all the girls we were with were stupid and had no clue what they were talking about ever. They try to gang up on me and i basically start telling them how worthless their lives are. i have no idea what happened from there. I just remember yelling at the Lebanese girl telling her she's a stupid bitch and how she always ends up as my last resort and to get out of my face. LOL
they kicked us out of denny's. I have no recollection after that point
and yes, i'm still gonna bang the 18 year old chick.
