needing to get laid?

[lartinos]

Agreed. Make sure you "accidently" slip it in her rusty sheriffs badge.

funny thing is, is that I did accidentally stick it in her butt. "thats my butt", man was I a nervous mofo. I couldn't get it in either because she was a virgin. Tight poosy

 

[nick338]

well ok

 

[lartinos]

I'll hit ya with some green romo when I reload.

 

[gab9681]

Hey man, don't listen to some of these guys, most of them are just messing with you. I lost my virginity at 16 and I hate the fact that I didn't wait. I am happily married now and all the time I think about how cool it would have been if my wife and I could have lost it to eachother. We both fucked up though and made mistakes before we were together. If I were you, I would wait until you find the right girl. Make sure it is someone you really care about and someone who really cares about you. And don't let you friends talk you into that kinda shit.