need to go jog... must go jog... help!

[smallmovesal]

someone tell me to get my ass up and jog tonight like i said i would...!

i need motivation!

 

[HappyScrappy]

lard ass

 

[danielson]

ur fat. fatter than any women ive ever seen. ever. even on jerry springer where that guy had his house demolished and they used a crane to move him.

 

[smallmovesal]

i didn't tell you guys to insult me lol... just motivate me..

jackasses... heehee

 

[HappyScrappy]

shut up lard ass

 

[danielson]

insults motivate me. thats how i went from 10.5 stone to 9 stone when i was fat.

ik thought u wanted to get more muscle anyhows. peope call me a lard ass sometimes. i just sit on them

if u dont jog, ur cells wont gt sensitive to insulin and ull get type II diabetes. u wont lose fat. ur heart will be crap. u will have high blood pressure and strat panting when walking up stairs. u'll have to wear a moo-moo

these things r what i use for motivation. none of them will ever be true. but i convince myself if i dont go exercise they will

good enough

 

[smallmovesal]

hey hs fuck you you little pansy ass biznitch!

and stop calling my mum! she doesn't want "the happyscrappy ass special"!

heehee

 

[smallmovesal]

insults motivate me. thats how i went from 10.5 stone to 9 stone when i was fat.

ik thought u wanted to get more muscle anyhows. peope call me a lard ass sometimes. i just sit on them

if u dont jog, ur cells wont gt sensitive to insulin and ull get type II diabetes. u wont lose fat. ur heart will be crap. u will have high blood pressure and strat panting when walking up stairs. u'll have to wear a moo-moo

these things r what i use for motivation. none of them will ever be true. but i convince myself if i dont go exercise they will

good enough

very nice... very nice work danielson. paint the fence.

 

[danielson]

very nice... very nice work danielson. paint the fence.

nah....whacking off to pics of new kids on the block is more fun

did i type that out loud

 

[smallmovesal]

ok just wax on wax off then grasshopper.

 

[danielson]

just watching the world athletics championships in edmunton

kelly holmes just finished the race

commentator on VT in slow-mo : "she looks easy, doesn't she?"

other commentator : "yeah"


bbwwaaahahahaha

just thought id share before i go to sleep. where i shall dream of someting every 6 seconds. goodnight

 

[smallmovesal]

haha

i live pretty close to edmonton

 

[Kryp2o]

You will look like this if you don't.

 

[smallmovesal]

hey, i just had a thought... what if they made one of those electrical impulse things for legs so that you'd feel like you ran... like that electrical stimulating ab thing? heehee

 

[smallmovesal]

ewwwwwwwww krypto. i didn't say i wanted to lose my supper!

 

[TheSalami]

just shut the fuck up and jog. dont you bitches that post these stupid motivation threads realize that all of us here work out and dont have to bitch about motivation all the time? if you cant motivate yourself then you will just quit anyway so give it up and dont jog.

 

[HappyScrappy]

they do make them for the whole body to keep people from getting atrophied muscles if they can't move.

they hurt. it makes it feel like it does when it cramps up.

there is a famous artist that hooked himself up to a a bunch of those and then setup a webcam and allowed you several seconds to control which muslces where flexed - he was suspended in air and just flailed about.

he is pretty nuts - he let us try it on ourselves and it hurt (he came and lectured to us in my art classes once)

he also did antoher thing where he put hooks through his back and then was flown around by helicopter... suspended by said hooks (there was a reference to some of his stuff - intentional or not, it in the movie the cell).
stuff like that.

 

[smallmovesal]

it was probably intentional... that horse scene was totally like damien hirst.

i saw damien hirst's most recent show in ny in november.. it was weird.

most famous artists are nuts.

 

[smallmovesal]

and excuse me mr salami women aren't the only ones who post threads about motivation

 

[TheSalami]

do you want to fight me bitch?

 

[tripleV]

did you go jog yet? you better have. and come 5AM tomorow morning when you're sleeping, think of meet sweatin it up gfriend!

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm going asap! i swear!

 

[big4life]

You could just get up at 5 a.m. and go.

 

[Freak Show]

Thank you Kryp2o. I now will never eat a dunkin donut again. Nor will my future gf, kids, grandkids, pets. You fucked it all up for me.

 

[Kryp2o]

Thank you Kryp2o. I now will never eat a dunkin donut again. Nor will my future gf, kids, grandkids, pets. You fucked it all up for me.

LOL . . . No problem. Let me know if there's anything else I can do to help.

 

[HappyScrappy]

it was probably intentional... that horse scene was totally like damien hirst.

i saw damien hirst's most recent show in ny in november.. it was weird.

most famous artists are nuts.

I was talking recently with someone about that scene and that it referenced him... don't recall who.
and at the time I couldn't recall dh's name neither

 

[pawnch]

Why don't you eat a cheese steak and go to bed?

 

[tripleV]

you betta be joggin girl. since youre first post you procrastinated over 1 hour. come on small.....
i may need to call you tomroow morning.

 

[smallmovesal]

i'd love to be able to get up in the morning to jog but i'm so not a morning person.

anyway, i did it! i went for 30 mins (my knee tends to get ileotibial band syndrome so i take it fairly easy). it was nice and cool!

 

[big4life]

i'd love to be able to get up in the morning to jog but i'm so not a morning person.

I'm not either, did mine at tonight also.