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Need advice on a personal trainer hitting on me today.

supersizeme

supersizeme

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This morning I'm walking back from the dip machine to the db rack to go get one of the 400lb dumbells for my final burnout set of weighted dips. One of the PTs I see there regularly(late 20s, around 5'2", looks to be Pacfic Islander, shoulder length curly hair, ice blue eyes, extremely low bodyfat but still has very nice boobs) who was training this big old dude flags me down. I'm off in Prong "Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" land, so I push Stop on my mp3 player and I smoothly say, "Huh?" She asks me how much my mp3 player cost, so I put on my debonaire cap and respond with, "Um, I bought this one about 3 years ago and it was over $300, but I think you can get them now for around $100 with more memory." My voice didn't crack or anything the whole time. She says, "Thanks!" and then relays this information to the guy she was training. Feeling like sex on a sandwich, I retrieve the dumbell and then go back to the dip machine to finish my dips and do my best to wipe the cocky look off my face.

So I'm wondering what my next move here is. I've got a gf, so I pretty much need to find a decent way to let this girl down easy and not drag this out. Also I'm 99% sure she's married which makes this whole situation that much worse. Should I call up the gym this afternoon and just have the talk with her or should I wait and see if she continues to pursue things with me? What would you do?
 
supersizeme said:
This morning I'm walking back from the dip machine to the db rack to go get one of the 400lb dumbells for my final burnout set of weighted dips.
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i want pictures of this 400 lb dumbbell. and i want to know how much they cost. side lats baby, yeah!


supersizeme said:
I'm off in Prong "Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" land,
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good choice of music.
 
Now wait a minute...when I post something like this.. everyone goes... "BBF stop bragging about how much weight you life and how many girls hit on you..." WTF?

In any event, a 400 lbs dumbell for your final set burnout set of weighted dips? I am one of the strongest guys I know, and all I can say to that is... "Damn."
 
Before you make jokes about my intelligence, please refer to my long posts on the diet and anabolic forums. What goes on in C&C is more intertainment than anything and is not intended to be intellectually stimulating or informative.
 
I did 20 dips with the 400lb db, and that was immediately after I had a buddy of mine dislocate both of my shoulders prior to the set.
 
supersizeme said:
I did 20 dips with the 400lb db, and that was immediately after I had a buddy of mine dislocate both of my shoulders prior to the set.
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Remind me never to piss you off.
 
supersizeme said:
I did 20 dips with the 400lb db, and that was immediately after I had a buddy of mine dislocate both of my shoulders prior to the set.
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you sir are an inspiration. i've been paying attention to your posts over the past few months and have been heeding your words of wisdom.

while i was still driving my Blazer, i had set up a deadlift bar in the back. i was pulling over along the side of the road to do reps when i'd get bored.

i was getting people in the gym to kick me in the spinal erectors before and during deads and squats, plus making sure my girlfriend was keeping at least one knee planted in my back at night while sleeping. my kids are no longer getting yelled at to keep their feet off of my seat while driving. instead, they are being encouraged to kick it, and get yelled at when they stop.

now the dislocation of shoulders....i hope i can find someone willing to do that for me before i do weighted dips.

we need to train together.
 
yeah, I had a girl in my office ask me if she could borrow my calculater the other day, but I know what she really wanted. :rolleyes:
 
Apexx said:
yeah, I had a girl in my office ask me if she could borrow my calculater the other day, but I know what she really wanted. :rolleyes:
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So did you guys have anal sex in a locked office later that afternoon?
 
God I can't believe you guys. We might as well have made out right there under cable machine like there was mistletoe hanging above us from the pullup bar. I'm telling her it's over tomorrow if I see her.
 
supersizeme said:
God I can't believe you guys. We might as well have made out right there under cable machine like there was mistletoe hanging above us from the pullup bar. I'm telling her it's over tomorrow if I see her.
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Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
So did you guys have anal sex in a locked office later that afternoon?
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yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties. ;)
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."
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Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?
 
Apexx said:
yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties. ;)
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It was like that when I worked at Lowe's as an appliance salesman. I have never seen so much sex inside a workplace in my life. That is no joke. It was crazy.
 
supersizeme said:
Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?
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Take them off, and be sure to reherse that little speech I typed out for you. Just say it word for word and look her dead in the eyes while you do it.

Someone needs to put my line to for him to tell her in their sig. That was a work of art.
 
Dude why don't you just invite her out to the back of your car for some deadlifts....?

Any respectable semi-jacked slut would be down for that in a second...

A workout and a chance to cheapen one's self all in one trip!
 
supersizeme said:
Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?
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Make sure you have the Krazee pants and fannie pack with you when you start droping bombs on her.
 
Becoming said:
Dude why don't you just invite her out to the back of your car for some deadlifts....?

Any respectable semi-jacked slut would be down for that in a second...

A workout and a chance to cheapen one's self all in one trip!
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I'm afraid if I brought her back out to my car, opened the door for her and there was 335 locked and loaded staring at her in the face, she'd get cold feet give me some sort of business about "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." I'd be like, "But it feels so right. Here use my straps." Then we'd chalk each other up sensually like some meatheaded version of that scene in Ghost, slap each other in the face and pull till our noses and shins bled.
 
supersizeme said:
I'm afraid if I brought her back out to my car, opened the door for her and there was 335 locked and loaded staring at her in the face, she'd get cold feet give me some sort of business about "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." I'd be like, "But it feels so right. Here use my straps." Then we'd chalk each other up sensually like some meatheaded version of that scene in Ghost, slap each other in the face and pull till our noses and shins bled.
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LOL. Tandem deadlifts.
 
supersizeme said:
I'm afraid if I brought her back out to my car, opened the door for her and there was 335 locked and loaded staring at her in the face, she'd get cold feet give me some sort of business about "Maybe we shouldn't be doing this." I'd be like, "But it feels so right. Here use my straps." Then we'd chalk each other up sensually like some meatheaded version of that scene in Ghost, slap each other in the face and pull till our noses and shins bled.
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Sounds hot... if the girl gets scared at the sight of 335 she probably couldn't handle you anyways....

I say you go for it...
 
supersizeme said:
This morning I'm walking back from the dip machine to the db rack to go get one of the 400lb dumbells for my final burnout set of weighted dips. One of the PTs I see there regularly(late 20s, around 5'2", looks to be Pacfic Islander, shoulder length curly hair, ice blue eyes, extremely low bodyfat but still has very nice boobs) who was training this big old dude flags me down. I'm off in Prong "Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" land, so I push Stop on my mp3 player and I smoothly say, "Huh?" She asks me how much my mp3 player cost, so I put on my debonaire cap and respond with, "Um, I bought this one about 3 years ago and it was over $300, but I think you can get them now for around $100 with more memory." My voice didn't crack or anything the whole time. She says, "Thanks!" and then relays this information to the guy she was training. Feeling like sex on a sandwich, I retrieve the dumbell and then go back to the dip machine to finish my dips and do my best to wipe the cocky look off my face.

So I'm wondering what my next move here is. I've got a gf, so I pretty much need to find a decent way to let this girl down easy and not drag this out. Also I'm 99% sure she's married which makes this whole situation that much worse. Should I call up the gym this afternoon and just have the talk with her or should I wait and see if she continues to pursue things with me? What would you do?
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Let me guess, you're channeling fxygel?
 
I eveny you SSME.

You've had an mp3 player last 3 years?
 
IMO you owe an explanation to her husband. It's only right and you know if roles were reversed you'd want to know that your wife is a unfaithful whore.

just my .02
 
: p


about the same number of people took this thread seriously as the ones in my thread about what to do about a cheap alternative for the mini-blinds shown in the picture of my home that had a McLaren, a Porsche and a Ferrari parked in front of it.
 
why are you trying to back out of this? you've already dug yourself a hole bro. you owe and explanation to her AND her husband especially.

also good weight on the dips.
 
supersizeme said:
: p


about the same number of people took this thread seriously as the ones in my thread about what to do about a cheap alternative for the mini-blinds shown in the picture of my home that had a McLaren, a Porsche and a Ferrari parked in front of it.
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Is Supersizeme an alter of HappyScrappy?
 
Leave her your red Otomax to cling too during the lonely nights to come.
 
supersizeme said:
: p


about the same number of people took this thread seriously as the ones in my thread about what to do about a cheap alternative for the mini-blinds shown in the picture of my home that had a McLaren, a Porsche and a Ferrari parked in front of it.
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Dude you were joking?????? :confused:


Not cool man............not cool at all. I was like all ready to tell my daughter about this guy who deadlift's at stoplights and everything.


Incidentally I would sooner believe that there was such a thing as a 400 lb. dumbell, then to be foolish enough to think an MP3 player would last for 3 years.

Sinner.
 
supersizeme said:
This morning I'm walking back from the dip machine to the db rack to go get one of the 400lb dumbells for my final burnout set of weighted dips. One of the PTs I see there regularly(late 20s, around 5'2", looks to be Pacfic Islander, shoulder length curly hair, ice blue eyes, extremely low bodyfat but still has very nice boobs) who was training this big old dude flags me down. I'm off in Prong "Snap Your Finger Snap Your Neck" land, so I push Stop on my mp3 player and I smoothly say, "Huh?" She asks me how much my mp3 player cost, so I put on my debonaire cap and respond with, "Um, I bought this one about 3 years ago and it was over $300, but I think you can get them now for around $100 with more memory." My voice didn't crack or anything the whole time. She says, "Thanks!" and then relays this information to the guy she was training. Feeling like sex on a sandwich, I retrieve the dumbell and then go back to the dip machine to finish my dips and do my best to wipe the cocky look off my face.

So I'm wondering what my next move here is. I've got a gf, so I pretty much need to find a decent way to let this girl down easy and not drag this out. Also I'm 99% sure she's married which makes this whole situation that much worse. Should I call up the gym this afternoon and just have the talk with her or should I wait and see if she continues to pursue things with me? What would you do?
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Since you are that big and strong, i think i should call you sir. :qt: By the way, honestly u are an inspiration for newbie builders like me.... Anyways, ever heard of flirting? I don't think it even fits in that category. Girls play, they flirt, sometimes they just like to amuse themselves or maybe just want attention. So take it easy.. i sense u are somehow attracted to this chick thats why u are thinking about her. Now if it does comes down to flirting in the future, then u should put your flirting tools into play as well and use them to the best of your ability. Be careful, because flirting is a tug of war. Whoever slips winds up crying later on. On the other hand, if u start getting to know each other and u start talking and stuff and like each others company, then u should be thinking what you are thinking now. They u worry about the poor husband. So my dear sir, don't even think about this anymore. If she persists, she is flirting, so should you. if she wants to get to know you then its another story. U just have to have an eye for it. Hope this helps.
 
pitbullstl said:
Dude you were joking?????? :confused:


Not cool man............not cool at all. I was like all ready to tell my daughter about this guy who deadlift's at stoplights and everything.


Incidentally I would sooner believe that there was such a thing as a 400 lb. dumbell, then to be foolish enough to think an MP3 player would last for 3 years.

Sinner.
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lol .. awww. Trust is good. Thats all i am going to say.
 
dislocating your shoulders...that is gotta be the most rediculus thing Ive ever herd. I know the body better then most i am a a Massage therapist and this makes no sense to me. please explain
 
So you think she was hitting on you just because she asked you about the price of your mp3 player? LOL
 
Apexx said:
yeah, I had a girl in my office ask me if she could borrow my calculater the other day, but I know what she really wanted. :rolleyes:
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Lmao
 
Sorry... I'm new here (this is actually my 1st post) but was this thread a big joke?

After reading the 1st few posts, my head hurts to read the rest.

If it's not a big joke, I feel REALLY bad for the poster.
 
an MP3 player?
400lbs DB?

don't tell me your are Mr O , Ronnie Coleman in disguised?


seriously i doubt she is hitting on you.....BTW MP3 players which u bought 3 years ago ...imao..change please..a new model with bigger memory size than your "massive guns" cost just liek 25 bucks nowadays ,
Imao...u might as well use a walkman instead...go R E T R O

*plays some ALBA music* ;)
 
Apexx said:
yeah, right in the supply closet. Then another girl came in looking for
"paper clips". Next thing you know, I was elbow deep in titties. ;)
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the elbows deep part had me dyin lmao
 
supersizeme said:
Man I wish you were here to do it for me. I'm so not good at it. Should I take my headphones off when I do it or would that make it look like I care more and make it harder for her?
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Darling!

Darling, Darling, Darling!

Put an end to what? I'm sure you're adorable and all, and on top of that you lift 400lbs, which is 4,5 times Freddie's weight. But it sounds like she was asking you a simple question. At what point did you go from that question to believing that she wanted to sleep with you? If Freddie slept with everybody who asks him about how much he paid for his Botox that week, he would not eat or sleep!

Besides, what is wrong with a small flirt (does anybody still use that word?) with a goodlooking lady friend? Never killed anybody. And I am sure it will be more incentive for you to lift 450 instead of 400 in front of her. Don't make an enemy!
 
Umm.. What'd you say to flirt back?

BodyByFinaplix said:
Yeah just lay it on the line...walk over too her and go "we need to have a talk... Look... I think you are an extremely sexy woman, and I would love nothing more than to pound your tight little pussy and ass in the men's locker room... but I have a girlfriend, and I just do not want to risk getting caught and losing her... and while I am sure sex with me would be alot better than with your husband, you have too much invested in your marriage to risk it for a few hours of hot, sweety, throbing sex...so if you would, please don't interupt my workouts again."
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lol yeah, say that!
 
I find it hard to believe some people took this seriously. Great read though.....it's nice to laugh at the end of the day.

BTW - for future referrence folks: don't just read the first post and then hit reply. You kind of have to read all the post or else you'll end up looking like the idiot who can't take a joke. :)
 
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