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Nathan = Cock Blocker

BigAndy69

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Last night we ended up in my car with 2 hot petite blondes. It was about 4:00 AM, we were driving them home and the chick I was digging invited us to come up for a few drinks. She clearly wanted to fuck.

Thank you Nathan! Thank you for saying, "Nah, I'm kinda of tired, I want to go home. Andy, take me home!"

I played the nice sensitive guy all night for nothing! :mad:
 
manny78 said:
Couldnt the poor fucker just sleep on the couch ?
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The weird part is that he would have hooked up with the other chick. It's not like he was just tagging along... She was burying her ass in his erection on the dance floor and he was kissing her neck at one point... What the hell happened???

Did he freak her out by breaking out in one of his diabolical rants?
 
I woulda fed that fool a Timberland sandwich; nobody gets between me and booty. I only score once every other year as it is.
 
Man he broke the golden rule. If your boy has got a good chance for some ass, gotta suck it up. Take one for the team. I'd beat his ass.
 
He needs to forced to watch Top Gun....the boy has no Wingman skills.
 
Sort of like taking the ball 99 yards on a kick off return and you were just about to score a TD in the Superbowl and your own team-mate tackled you on the 1 yard line. Talk about playa hatin.
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Sort of like taking the ball 99 yards on a kick off return and you were just about to score a TD in the Superbowl and your own team-mate tackled you on the 1 yard line. ...
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...and then proceded into a continuous humping on top of you as you lay there motionless at the 1 yard line.
 
You mean Nathan doesn't do well with women? I had no idea, he is usually so smooth and with it that i would assume he would have his eye on the ball 24/7 in a social setting. Im so disillusioned i cant even turn to the bible for comfort like i normally do, what if thats a lie too?
 
not that I am gay.. but old nathan would have had a choice to make... Suck it up and hang in there while I get laid, or SUCK IT UP himself.... either way I'm cumin' on someone.....

Where is he to answer for himself anyway?
 
He better have a damn good reason for bailing like that. I'll reserve judgement as to whether or not he deserves a beating until we hear his side of the story.
 
40butpumpin said:
whatever Nathan's reasons, BA69 took care of his bro instead of looking after himself, that says A LOT.
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Very true, but still.
 
so were you guys friends before you started posting on this board? did one of you end up here after hearing about it from the other? nathan might not be thrilled to read this about f online.
 
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You should have dropped Nathan off at the nearest payphone with a quarter and cabfare, then proceeded to go for that drink and fuck BOTH of the petite blondes!!!
 
Lol, we were friends before the board.

It's no big deal, I was just frustrated. lol

I think the other chick was being rude to Nathan at one point, leading him on and giving him mixed signals.
 
AAP said:
Is Nathan as crazy in real life as he is on here?
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No, when you first meet him, he seems like a very well mannered passive, laid back kind of guy.

He is slightly crazy, but he doesn't break out into rants.

Overall, no big deal, I'm just busting his balls. I think the chick he was with was a real bitch and he didn't want to be stuck with her.
 
I always figured he wasn't a real person.
 
Fuck all of you, for starters. You people are odd. Anyways, in REAL life, I'm a goof. As per example, when I was kissing that girl's neck, I had the worst damn cottonmouth pretty much ever from having left the club to smoke a joint with a friend I ran into. I still ran my tongue all over her neck but the whole time I'm thinking, "I wonder what a tongue feels like on a person's skin when it has no saliva on it." I figured it was probably not a sexy feeling, but I didn't particularly care. Anyways, I'm the kind of person who would rather make fun of myself for something like that and have a good laugh rather than pretend like I'm the smoothest mother fucker out there, which I'm probably not but if anybody asks I'm the epitome of smooth, got it? Feel like you know me now?
Anyways, sure, things were going well with the girl. I don't know what Andy means by "mixed signals", though she is a bit of a handful. She slammed her hand in the car door then (after crying) turned to me and said, "It's okay, I'll be fine for later. I'm left-handed." We went back to a friend of mine's house who I ran into at the club. He was really cool and smoked us all up even though I ended up somehow bringing back like 9 people. I felt bad since the guy always smokes me up and his roommates were trying to sleep so I wanted to go after a couple hours. Andy gave me a hard time about it and it pissed me off since he was also a little rude to the guy. Andy means well, but when high, he can inadvertently be a dick and he'll own up to that. Anyways, I was retardedly high and so was the girl I was with (she was sloppy drunk too with a hand she couldn't move). I said fuck it, take me home for several reasons:

1) I know the girl through a friend so I'll see her again (she wants me to go out Saturday).
2) The friend I just mentioned (who posts here or did), was/is railing the other girl and thus Andy should have known better.
3) I was pissed off at Andy a little for ignoring me and being rude to a friend of mine.

And most importantly:

4) I was so high I barely had any idea what was going on.

Happy Andy? I cock blocked myself and that's about it. I recognize that I should have railed her anyways but what can you do? Next time. Fuck everybody here. Let's talk about lifting heavy weights and why it rules.
 
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BigAndy69 said:

He is slightly crazy, but he doesn't break out into rants.
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Well that's a disappointment.

I was going to take him for a walk at the mall.
 
AAP said:


Well that's a disappointment.

I was going to take him for a walk at the mall.
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We can totally still do that, but I get to wear a bib and some combat gear. And I do rant when I'm baked. Andy's sense of humor is different than my own in a lot of respects so I don't do it around him as much as around others.
 
Nathan said:
Fuck all of you, for starters. You people are odd. Anyways, in REAL life, I'm a goof. As per example, when I was kissing that girl's neck, I had the worst damn cottonmouth pretty much ever from having left the club to smoke a joint with a friend I ran into. I still ran my tongue all over her neck but the whole time I'm thinking, "I wonder what a tongue feels like on a person's skin when it has no saliva on it." I figured it was probably not a sexy feeling, but I didn't particularly care. Anyways, I'm the kind of person who would rather make fun of myself for something like that and have a good laugh rather than pretend like I'm the smoothest mother fucker out there, which I'm probably not but if anybody asks I'm the epitome of smooth, got it? Feel like you know me now?
Anyways, sure, things were going well with the girl. I don't know what Andy means by "mixed signals", though she is a bit of a handful. She slammed her hand in the car door then (after crying) turned to me and said, "It's okay, I'll be fine for later. I'm left-handed." We went back to a friend of mine's house who I ran into at the club. He was really cool and smoked us all up even though I ended up somehow bringing back like 9 people. I felt bad since the guy always smokes me up and his roommates were trying to sleep so I wanted to go after a couple hours. Andy gave me a hard time about it and it pissed me off since he was also a little rude to the guy. Andy means well, but when high, he can inadvertently be a dick and he'll own up to that. Anyways, I was retardedly high and so was the girl I was with (she was sloppy drunk too with a hand she couldn't move). I said fuck it, take me home for several reasons:

1) I know the girl through a friend so I'll see her again (she wants me to go out Saturday).
2) The friend I just mentioned (who posts here or did), was/is railing the other girl and thus Andy should have known better.
3) I was pissed off at Andy a little for ignoring me and being rude to a friend of mine.

And most importantly:

4) I was so high I barely had any idea what was going on.

Happy Andy? I cock blocked myself and that's about it. I recognize that I should have railed her anyways but what can you do? Next time. Fuck everybody here. Let's talk about lifting heavy weights and why it rules.
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Wow, you certainly justified your actions. You didn't break the guy code after all. Thank God! Too many of our heroes fall from grace...I think to find out that you had joined the ranks of the snakes and weasels would have been more than I could bear.
 
So she crushed her hand and you were high? Dammit, the idea of Nathan being high on 3-5 different drugs while making out with a gimp would've been fun to hear about.
 
Nathan said:

Anyways, sure, things were going well with the girl. I don't know what Andy means by "mixed signals", though she is a bit of a handful. She slammed her hand in the car door then (after crying) turned to me and said, "It's okay, I'll be fine for later. I'm left-handed." We went back to a friend of mine's house who I ran into at the club. He was really cool and smoked us all up even though I ended up somehow bringing back like 9 people. I felt bad since the guy always smokes me up and his roommates were trying to sleep so I wanted to go after a couple hours. Andy gave me a hard time about it and it pissed me off since he was also a little rude to the guy. Andy means well, but when high, he can inadvertently be a dick and he'll own up to that.

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Nathan, let's be honest.

1- You know I am a dick no matter what.
2- You took us to a filthy house with no couches available, and no music.

So what if I said: " The room is dark, it's dirty, people are sitting on the floor, you've got glass pipes and Nathan, looks like a crackhouse to me! " lol okay so maybe I was rude

By your own admission, you didn't know what was going on.

We left that fuckin crackhouse after 30 mins- 45 mins! Not 2 hours.
 
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