Fuck all of you, for starters. You people are odd. Anyways, in REAL life, I'm a goof. As per example, when I was kissing that girl's neck, I had the worst damn cottonmouth pretty much ever from having left the club to smoke a joint with a friend I ran into. I still ran my tongue all over her neck but the whole time I'm thinking, "I wonder what a tongue feels like on a person's skin when it has no saliva on it." I figured it was probably not a sexy feeling, but I didn't particularly care. Anyways, I'm the kind of person who would rather make fun of myself for something like that and have a good laugh rather than pretend like I'm the smoothest mother fucker out there, which I'm probably not but if anybody asks I'm the epitome of smooth, got it? Feel like you know me now?
Anyways, sure, things were going well with the girl. I don't know what Andy means by "mixed signals", though she is a bit of a handful. She slammed her hand in the car door then (after crying) turned to me and said, "It's okay, I'll be fine for later. I'm left-handed." We went back to a friend of mine's house who I ran into at the club. He was really cool and smoked us all up even though I ended up somehow bringing back like 9 people. I felt bad since the guy always smokes me up and his roommates were trying to sleep so I wanted to go after a couple hours. Andy gave me a hard time about it and it pissed me off since he was also a little rude to the guy. Andy means well, but when high, he can inadvertently be a dick and he'll own up to that. Anyways, I was retardedly high and so was the girl I was with (she was sloppy drunk too with a hand she couldn't move). I said fuck it, take me home for several reasons:
1) I know the girl through a friend so I'll see her again (she wants me to go out Saturday).
2) The friend I just mentioned (who posts here or did), was/is railing the other girl and thus Andy should have known better.
3) I was pissed off at Andy a little for ignoring me and being rude to a friend of mine.
And most importantly:
4) I was so high I barely had any idea what was going on.
Happy Andy? I cock blocked myself and that's about it. I recognize that I should have railed her anyways but what can you do? Next time. Fuck everybody here. Let's talk about lifting heavy weights and why it rules.
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