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Name some things it's hard to look cool doing...

performing oral on a girl, then suddenly hearing her mother say "Get out of my house" while she stares at your naked ass
 
Seashell said:
Name some things it's hard to look cool doing...
playing D&D
being Dutch ;)
dropping weights
shoes untied
stepping in dog poo
laughing when everyone else is done laughing
telling an unfunny joke
stuttering
being fired
programming........not VG's
driving a lame car
using an expired credit card at the checkout line
being pulled over by a cop of the same sex
clogging
buying a hooker
playing cricket
having a prostate exam
doing anything with a graphing calculator
sneezing
having a flat tire
farting
being caught, counting with your fingers
getting your ass kicked by someone smaller
being proven wrong, publicly
being bit by a small dog, in the groin
stubbing your toe and the funny dance afterwards
being tickled by someone your not attracted to
using a toothpick
kissing your grandma
.......
 
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These are the ones I agree with:
Ulcasterdropout said:
playing D&D
stepping in dog poo
laughing when everyone else is done laughing
telling an unfunny joke
stuttering
being fired
programming........not VG's
using an expired credit card at the checkout line
being pulled over by a cop of the same sex
clogging
buying a hooker
having a prostate exam
sneezing
farting
being caught, counting with your fingers
being proven wrong, publicly
being bit by a small dog, in the groin
being tickled by someone your not attracted to
using a toothpick
kissing your grandma
.......

These are things I think I could pull off without looking uncool:
Ulc said:
driving a lame car
doing anything with a graphing calculator
getting your ass kicked by someone smaller
having a flat tire
shoes untied
being Dutch
playing cricket
dropping weights
stubbing your toe and the funny dance afterwards
Well perhaps not all of those on the same day lol. but a bit spread out I'd still be cool.
 
You ever seen a guy calling a cat that he's trying to get in the house.....Kinda looks gay to me....
Here kitttty kittty but it gets worse...You have to do it it louder and louder thats when it gets real cooool !!!
 
Going rollerblading and getting your skate stuck in the opening of the storm drain cover.

Having the pin break on the tricep press-down causing your body to fling forward into the floor.

Water skiing and losing your balance causing your body to skim across the water and your shorts rip down to your ankles.

Hitting the ATM at the drive up because you were too close to the machine.

Sneezing and having snot fly out of your nose.

:worried:
 
gonelifting said:
Wearing those Happy Birthday hats with the rubber band under your chin

is cool.

Trying to wear a happy birthyday hat but the rubberband breaks because you've got a big head!! Happened to my friend haha
 
Turning around to talk to someone that isn't there anymore. (Guilty)

Hitting yourself in the face with the door to the restaurant because you were determined to open it for yourself. (Guilty)

Driving along the water front with Journey blaring out of your windows. (Guilty)
 
Do people tell you how much class you have?

Just curious really

Are you serious? HAve youe read this thread? It is supposed to be funny ! Sorry if i offended anyone with my poooooohhhh comment. Especially you test boy.
 
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