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Name some things it's hard to look cool doing...

Seashell

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.. trying to get on a water bed or other floaty thing in deep water... the one leg is on, the other is madly flailing.. lol, everyone looks like a tool doing that..

.. playing those arcade virtual reality games..especially the ones that involve wearing the helmet thingy..


what else?
 
adjusting your undies that are up your bum...........adjusting the boys while talking to a hot girl ( not that I would know but it is always funny to see)
 
Arguing with your mother as she picks up the other phone while you`re trying to imptress a girl on the other end. Why can`t she just HNG UP THE DAMN PHONE? I swear she does it just to cockblock.

Then she tells you "I told you to clean your room" wtf? "I`M ON THE PHONE MAAA".

That kills me. arggggg. Oh
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When you get caught stealing the Magnum condoms from the store just so the chicks can be impressed when you make a scene and they see the Magnums and point at you everytime you go in the store after that.
 
:lmao: Those are good ones!


For the dog owners, I imagine the scoop-up is pretty uncool looking.. as well as then having to walk around carrying the bag..
 
Cleaning up any liquid/drink you just spilled.
 
Breaking a chair... my cousin's bf broke through a lawn chair last weekend, beer went flying, baahaa!
 
a guy going to the drugstore to buy tampons for his gf... or buying toilet paper
 
Smurfy said:
getting pinned under the bar and there is no one spottin you and people have to come running from across the gym to save your ass.
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lmao Going to help someone that`s pinned and you can`t lift the bar.

That`s never happened to me.
 
Going with your girl when she's buying clothes

Holding her purse

When she wants a piggy back ride in public (super gay, even gays yell out fag)

public displays of affection (but I don't care)

Any kind of line dancing, and the ultimate is the chicken dance (I draw the line,no way)

Wearing anything anyone else has bought you for a birthday or holiday, especially a female relative or gf
 
Smurfy said:
getting pinned under the bar and there is no one spottin you and people have to come running from across the gym to save your ass.
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lol, and then seeing the person who saved you every few days in the gym after that.. d'oh!
 
drinking from a champagne flute

walking across a pedestrian crossing when there are about 100 people in cars watching you, for some reason you forget how to put one foot in front of the other
 
SoKlueles said:
a guy going to the drugstore to buy tampons for his gf... or buying toilet paper
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or buying something for Athletes foot...

following the Zima line of thought, a guy drinking wine coolers is uncool...

or picking up your significant other's birth control...
 
Wearing those Happy Birthday hats with the rubber band under your chin

is cool.
 
Smurfy said:
sawwy :worried:

you look hot doing shrugs tho :qt: remember i was watchin ya
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i bet u look hot too especially doing alternating sides

it's ok I got some 95s at home so you can try em out
 
a man burping a baby

lifting a 45 plate up to the bar on the squat rack

dumping the bar during squats

last saturday night when i was the 4th guy in line for the bathroom, a girl came out of the women's room and said that there was no line for it and for one of us to go ahead. buzzed genius over here took her up on her offer. twenty seconds into relieving myself, 4-5 girls showed up and were now waiting in line waiting for me to finish peeing in the women's bathroom. naturally it was one of those minute long pees and i could hear "no there's a fucking guy in there" and other pleasant things coming from the girls in line. walking out of the stall and having to pass them all was pretty hard for me to look like a bad ass.
 
supersizeme said:
last saturday night when i was the 4th guy in line for the bathroom, a girl came out of the women's room and said that there was no line for it and for one of us to go ahead. buzzed genius over here took her up on her offer. twenty seconds into relieving myself, 4-5 girls showed up and were now waiting in line waiting for me to finish peeing in the women's bathroom. naturally it was one of those minute long pees and i could hear "no there's a fucking guy in there" and other pleasant things coming from the girls in line. walking out of the stall and having to pass them all was pretty hard for me to look like a bad ass.
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That's when you go to the squat rack by the dance floor and bust out a set of 20 to shut those broads up.
 
Supersizeme

Yeah walking into the ladies bathroom, and then trying to make a quick unscene exit. Nothing more embarassing than that
 
Seashell said:
.. playing those arcade virtual reality games..especially the ones that involve wearing the helmet thingy..


what else?
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or the ones where you have to dance eh Dawgy. ;)
 
gonelifting said:
Wearing the Lobster bib.
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LOL


I did that this weekend.
I was told I looked like a two year old.

I was the only one that did not get lobster juice/butter on their clothing.

SO THERE!
 
I walked into my refridgerator the other day. I didn't just brush it with the side of my shoulder or anything. I hit it with like 6 inches of the right side of my body. I was like, wtf?
 
Putting on Mascara :rolleyes:
 
From Zero said:
I walked into my refridgerator the other day. I didn't just brush it with the side of my shoulder or anything. I hit it with like 6 inches of the right side of my body. I was like, wtf?
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:lmao: "Who put that there?"
 
Falling down stairs. You walk down so elegantly, then all of a sudden... boom kerplat poof bifwham!! plop! and you`re all redfaced and flustered while dusting yourself off and of course explaining what happened to MAKE you fall.
 
JerseyArt said:
Supersizeme

Yeah walking into the ladies bathroom, and then trying to make a quick unscene exit. Nothing more embarassing than that
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Just use the Alan Swan line:

"This is for ladies only!"

"So is this, ma'am, but every now and then I have to run some water through it."
 
JerseyArt said:
Supersizeme

Yeah walking into the ladies bathroom, and then trying to make a quick unscene exit. Nothing more embarassing than that
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When I was younger I had been sick for a week, but my family insisted that I go to the restaurant with them. Midway through the meal I feel like vomitting. I start to head for the bathroom but didn't make it. Threw up in front of where they take reservations, trapping the girl in the box. Then proceeded to go to the bathroom where I threw up some more. I get my act together after wards, look up and notice there are no urinals. It dawned on me that I was in the ladies room, no exit was smooth enough.
 
Picking your nose.

Pulling a wedgie out.

Sneezing.

Walking into a glass door.

Plucking nose hairs.

Asking "How much for a back waxing?".

Wiping your ass.
 
Walking in someones`s path going in opposite directions and you both try to get out of each other`s way. You move left... He moves left, You move right... He moves right, at the same time, shile you`re still face to face.

Then you just grab him and throw him about 15 feet away from you.
 
Seashell said:
.. trying to get on a water bed or other floaty thing in deep water... the one leg is on, the other is madly flailing.. lol, everyone looks like a tool doing that..
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i totally agree, id totally look like a tool with my tongue hanging out looking at u, seabub :p

you sound like you love youself just a little with that comment though, i mean, not everyone is bad at pretending they didnt see ;)
 
Trying on clothes that SUCK but you still need to come out of the dressing room because that`s where the mirror is and everyone sees your sucky clothes. Then you make a big announcement "I`m definately NOT buying this dress!" to alleviate the uncomfortableness in the store.
 
gonelifting said:
Trying on clothes that SUCK but you still need to come out of the dressing room because that`s where the mirror is and everyone sees your sucky clothes. Then you make a big announcement "I`m definately NOT buying this dress!" to alleviate the uncomfortableness in the store.
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Is this Mrs. GL or do you wear dresses?
 
It is real hard to look cool while jerking off, getting head, having sex etc....Well, it is hard to look cool for an extended period, cause when you try to look cool, you look either look like a dildo or burst out laughing because you realize you look like a dildo.
 
I think it is also hard to not look like a fag carrying coffee and a little bag with a bagel or whatever in it into work, it is right up there with carrying an umbrella, I'd rather get soaked than look like an umbrella-carrying candy ass.
 
It's hard to look cool when you are brushing your teeth and you've got toothpaste dripping down your chin....
 
From Zero said:
I walked into my refridgerator the other day. I didn't just brush it with the side of my shoulder or anything. I hit it with like 6 inches of the right side of my body. I was like, wtf?
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no bro. that fucking refrigerator totally jumped out at you as you were walking by. its happened to me before. you gotta watch out for shit like that. wow excuse my language here but the post wouldnt be the same without it.
 
Smurfy said:
no bro. that fucking refrigerator totally jumped out at you as you were walking by. its happened to me before. you gotta watch out for shit like that. wow excuse my language here but the post wouldnt be the same without it.
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That son of a bitch refridgerator is gonna have my foot up its ass if it pulls that crap again.
 
Mandy said:
It's hard to look cool when you are brushing your teeth and you've got toothpaste dripping down your chin....
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See if that wasn't a toothbrush, and that was something other than toothpaste dripping down your chin you'd look cool!
 
Missing the shot with one second on the clock.

Grounding out when the bases are loaded at the bottom of the ninth.

Missing the whole football while punting.

Doing a 360 at high speed while skiing and crashing. Looks like a yard sale.

Missing the center of the trailer while loading the boat.

Taking a photo with the lens cap on.

Taking photos with no film.

A premature something or other.

Spacing out when the light turns green.

After hearing "I have a boyfriend"
 
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