My wife is pregnant.

[pdaddyII]

We just found out about a week ago and we're both pretty damn excited. And she's not fucking cheating on me

 

[Fitguy308]

Your fucked and she's cheating on you still

 

[WoodyO]

Congrats Bro. Name the baby after me.

 

[bigbassturd]

Your fucked and she's cheating on you still

You're* you stupid fuck.

Congrats pdaddy, woots and my own are both also expecting!

 

[cindylou]

great news congrats

 

[WoodyO]

Did you bust right through the condom with your super sperm?

 

[pdaddyII]

Did you bust right through the condom with your super sperm?

Condoms are for sailors

 

[smurf2]

Yay!

The unborn child is cheating already!

 

[pdaddyII]

You're* you stupid fuck.

Congrats pdaddy, woots and my own are both also expecting!

When is yours expected and congrats

 

[pdaddyII]

Congrats Bro. Name the baby after me.

You probably have some weird Samoan name don't you?

 

[pdaddyII]

great news congrats

Thank you kindly

 

[pdaddyII]

Yay!

The unborn child is cheating already!

Wtf?!

 

[bigbassturd]

When is yours expected and congrats

Thanks bud

last week of Dec, same day as woot's. Only like 12 weeks left!

 

[Strongbow]

Congrats bro, Name that kid after his Uncle Beezekiel, call that ngr Zeke

 

[zwhit]

Congrats bro. You didn't waste any time after the wedding.

I don't know if you've ever been around a pregnant woman before but be warned, they're mean as hell.

 

[wootoom]

Nice unborn life

 

[zwhit]

I'm actually at the dr. with my wife now

 

[wootoom]

Btw congrats! Now I'm posting it on your wall on fb LoLOLOl

 

[pdaddyII]

Btw congrats! Now I'm posting it on your wall on fb LoLOLOl

Lololololololmywifewouldhuntyoudownandkillyoulolololololololol

 

[PICK3]

Congrats, Hrēodbēorh!

 

[WoodyO]

Congrats bro. You didn't waste any time after the wedding.

I don't know if you've ever been around a pregnant woman before but be warned, they're mean as hell.

and they grunt and groan every time they move, and get winded just standing up.

 

[zwhit]

and they grunt and groan every time they move, and get winded just standing up.

lol

my wife will get fired if she gets any meaner before she has the baby

 

[-SD-]

If its born on mars the medical costs are free

 

[pdaddyII]

Congrats bro. You didn't waste any time after the wedding.

I don't know if you've ever been around a pregnant woman before but be warned, they're mean as hell.

So funny how this is the first response from any male I've told so far. She knows if there's any back talk, she's getting choked in her sleep.

 

[pdaddyII]

If its born on mars the medical costs are free

Even for two week stays?

 

[gatemoney]

Pbaby...hell yeah!
No more body blows.
Face only.

 

[pdaddyII]

Pbaby...hell yeah!
No more body blows.
Face only.

Fuck yes

And you better believe I saved the link to that article someone recently posted about bukakki being good for morning sickness.

 

[zwhit]

So funny how this is the first response from any male I've told so far. She knows if there's any back talk, she's getting choked in her sleep.

she coaches high school cheer leading and she has it out with a different parent every week while everyone loved her last season. she's been cool with me but she hates every single one of my friends right now

 

[ceo]

 

[AFeedz]

Ahhhh congrats pdaddy! So awesome.

Lotsa babies up in this bitch lately

 

[pdaddyII]

Fuck that bitch!

el o el

 

[bigbassturd]

Join the dark side annie

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Congrats! EGA?

 

[wootoom]

If its born on mars the medical costs are free

Only if you have 5 kids rob

 

[pdaddyII]

Congrats! EGA?

We're thinking early June

 

[mistaballoonhands]

We're thinking early June

Sweet!

 

[-SD-]

Only if you have 5 kids rob

Have 4 kids, get the 5th kid free

 

[blueta2]

wtf

 

[blueta2]

Congrats, you two are going to have a gorgeous child.....all the best hugs

 

[wootoom]

Loll

 

[bigbassturd]

Loll

Look what we started rob

 

[-SD-]

Can i hug?

 

[Fitguy308]

Can i hug?

Can I bomb you?

 

[pdaddyII]

wtf

Maybe if you didn't make me pull out we could have started our family together but you obviously didn't trust me

 

[SpyWizard]

name the child

BeerMe

so you'll always be good to go..

 

[smurf2]

I remember when Pdad FTF HabitualHealth

 

[smurf2]

and they grunt and groan every time they move, and get winded just standing up.

Oh hello. Have you ever had a PERSON growing inside your abdomen crushing all of your internal organs???

WE GROW BABIES

 

[digimon7068]

didn't you just get married? man...you guys don't fuck around...uhhhh...well...you know what i mean.

oh and...congrats!!

 

[wootoom]

Maybe if you didn't make me pull out we could have started our family together but you obviously didn't trust me

LOL...imagine your old lady saw this post?? OMG LOLOOLOLOL

 

[bigbassturd]

Oh hello. Have you ever had a PERSON growing inside your abdomen crushing all of your internal organs???

WE GROW BABIES

Fuck, we've heard already, we get it.
Now, get me a beer.

Sent from my SCH-I500 using EliteFitness

 

[WoodyO]

Oh hello. Have you ever had a PERSON growing inside your abdomen crushing all of your internal organs???

WE GROW BABIES

Shit yeah! Many times.

 

[smurf2]

Shit yeah! Many times.

lol

 

[ceo]

good luck with the parasite.

 

[pdaddyII]

I remember when Pdad FTF HabitualHealth

Lololol, that was awesome for about 5 minutes

 

[smurf2]

Lololol, that was awesome for about 5 minutes

lolololololol

 

[wootoom]

she wanted me to fly to Atlanta lol....she was crazy im glad i didnt go that far for some ass

 

[smurf2]

she wanted me to fly to Atlanta lol....she was crazy im glad i didnt go that far for some ass

Oh snap!

 

[wootoom]

We actually talked for awhile...i was going through a divorce...she was actually really nice...we were gonna meet up but her kid was suppose to go to her dads or something and it never happened...shes on my fb still

 

[smurf2]

She's on my FB too

 

[WoodyO]

Why am I not on anybodies Facebook?

 

[wootoom]

i just sent you a k message

 

[WoodyO]

I actually don't have a Facebook. EF and Instagram are about the extent of my social media life.

 

[smurf2]

I actually don't have a Facebook. EF and Instagram are about the extent of my social media life.

Holy fuck

 

[wootoom]

nice fucking life then

 

[WoodyO]

I have no friends and pretty much no family.

 

[Fitguy308]

What a loser

 

[WoodyO]

What a loser

My degree keeps me company. Bet you can't say that.

 

[smurf2]

I have no friends and pretty much no family.

You have us, and most of us are on FB.

 

[Fitguy308]

My degree keeps me company. Bet you can't say that.

Woody I'm kidding I like you I want to be your friend remember my thread that got locked the who wants to be my friend one

 

[WoodyO]

You have us, and most of us are on FB.

Will you open an account and maintain it for me? My day consists of work, playing in the dirt with my kid, the gym, then a beer and cigar. I have trouble sleeping, so this usually continues through the night.

 

[Fitguy308]

Will you open an account and maintain it for me? My day consists of work, playing in the dirt with my kid, the gym, then a beer and cigar. I have trouble sleeping, so this usually continues through the night.

That's my day minus the kid.......

 

[zwhit]

Why am I not on anybodies Facebook?

Do you really have one now?

 

[WoodyO]

Do you really have one now?

Nope. Want to follow my Instagram feed? Yesterday I posted a picture of myself smoking a cigar with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

[zwhit]

I actually don't have a Facebook. EF and Instagram are about the extent of my social media life.

Eat a dick faggot

 

[WoodyO]

lol

 

[zwhit]

Nope. Want to follow my Instagram feed? Yesterday I posted a picture of myself smoking a cigar with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

lol I would but I don't have an account

 

[Fitguy308]

Is instagram any good

 

[wootoom]

I just did a Instagram

 

[pdaddyII]

she wanted me to fly to Atlanta lol....she was crazy im glad i didnt go that far for some ass

Lol, I honestly can't even remember her fucking name right now.

 

[smurf2]

Nope. Want to follow my Instagram feed? Yesterday I posted a picture of myself smoking a cigar with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I do. What's your username

 

[digimon7068]

I just did a Instagram

me too

 

[youpissmeoff]

Lol, I honestly can't even remember her fucking name right now.

HabitualHealth

 

[WoodyO]

I do. What's your username

You sure? It's just a bunch of pics of my kid, craft beer and cigars. You'll get bored and un-follow quickly.

 

[smurf2]

You sure? It's just a bunch of pics of my kid, craft beer and cigars. You'll get bored and un-follow quickly.

I love kid pics. All my pics are of my kids and cats.

hit me up. i'll k message you my username

 

[WoodyO]

I love kid pics. All my pics are of my kids and cats.

hit me up. i'll k message you my username

Just sent you mine

 

[pdaddyII]

Woody and smurf send me yours as well...Instagram orgy ya'll!

 

[wootoom]

wtf is instagram

 

[WoodyO]

wtf is instagram

It's a photo sharing app on smart phones.

 

[wootoom]

fucking gay

 

[zwhit]

Ima make an instagram account so i can make cool collages of my cock pics

 

[WoodyO]

You don't want to see pics of the hot dog's I eat at Pink's, or my wifes booty while she's squatting?

 

[ceo]

It's a photo sharing app on smart phones.

it's twitter for people who can't read

 

[zwhit]

You don't want to see pics of the hot dog's I eat at Pink's, or my wifes booty while she's squatting?

be a good bro and upload those right here

 

[WoodyO]

it's twitter for people who can't read

I can read. I just choose not too.

 

[Fitguy308]

Woody and smurf send me yours as well...Instagram orgy ya'll!

I want to be in the orgy

 

[pdaddyII]

You don't want to see pics of the hot dog's I eat at Pink's, or my wifes booty while she's squatting?

What u gave me showed no results

 

[-SD-]

Even for two week stays?

Cohagen forces the costs to taxpayers

 

[pdaddyII]

Fixed post

 

[WoodyO]

What u gave me showed no results

Smurf found me. Send me your name and I'll see if I can find you.

 

[smurf2]

it's twitter for people who can't read

Fuck yes, so much better than twitter.

Woody's wife has a nice ass