My Weekend Plans, What are Yours?

[caligirl]

gonna bang some nails


WIT DA HAMMER!!!

I wanna hammer like that... where'd you get it?

 

[digimon7068]

I wanna hammer like that... where'd you get it?

heck. . .i just went ahead and got two of 'em

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I thought of you 2night, btw.

I was at a gas station (petrol?)

Anyway... hawt ass fine as fuck bitch just leaving the counter as I approach the door. I open the door for her and she looks at me like I am a peice of meat. I am gawking at her in a similar fashion.

She's all bubbly and says... 'Oh... Thank YOU'

I am as equally bubbly in return... with my 'You are so welcome.'...

But it was dead @ that.

With all your talk, I am sure you would have had her sucking ur dick in the parking lot. Me... I went in an got my bubble gum, then came home.

oh that SUCKS

situations like that you just have to have mad confidence and go direct. take control and smooch her on the spot

taht was truly a "if you hesitate, you masturbate" moment.

now go back to the gas station and get the secutiry vid, get her plates, and find her

tell her it cost you 50 bucks from a private eye, and she better be worth it

do it. do it now

 

[jh1]

oh that SUCKS

situations like that you just have to have mad confidence and go direct. take control and smooch her on the spot

taht was truly a "if you hesitate, you masturbate" moment.

now go back to the gas station and get the secutiry vid, get her plates, and find her

tell her it cost you 50 bucks from a private eye, and she better be worth it

do it. do it now

LOL @ Smooch Her...

That shit will get you arrested.


That's the best move you got? Fuck.. Bro... come on.

 

[jerkbox]

LOL @ Smooch Her...

That shit will get you arrested.


That's the best move you got? Fuck.. Bro... come on.

you shoulda pulled the old...."don't i know you from blahbiddy blah" routine....

 

[jh1]

you shoulda pulled the old...."don't i know you from blahbiddy blah" routine....

That doesn't work when you are 30 and your fucking 20 y/o's bro.

 

[jerkbox]

That doesn't work when you are 30 and your fucking 20 y/o's bro.

ok then, you shoulda complimented her shoes or something, and then simply stopped walking....if she stops too, you're in....start up a conversation.

damn i'm good

 

[jackangel]

"hey, wasn't i masturbating under the bleachers during your last home game?"
























what?

 

[javaguru]

I wanna hammer like that... where'd you get it?

I'm selling tickets to the gun show.... can't believe I typed that...

 

[chewyxrage]

I'm selling tickets to the gun show.... can't believe I typed that...

you need windex and paper towels, stat