My trip to TJ

[bigpimp]

i got fucking rolled on at the god damn border, they took all my gear and all my money in my wallet, over $2000 and fined me 12,000 god damn dollars......i dont know how they picked me out but they did!!!!
fuck that place....i am gonna stick to mail order..........fuck that god damn third world spick bullshit country

 

[el cubano]

they took the money in your wallet????????

 

[spentagn]

they took the money in your wallet????????

Most likely as part of the fine.

 

[bigpimp]

yep....even the fucking change in my pockets

 

[bigpimp]

the worst thing about it is that....4 different guys gave me money to go down and buy them shit and now the gear and their money isd gone

 

[ambulancechaser]

How much were you trying to bring back? With that high of a fine and the money you were carrying, I'm assuming you were driving back with a bunch.

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

How much gear did you have?

 

[bigpimp]

i walked back, i had all the gear taped to my body, alot of shit
i spent about 2,500 dollars worth

 

[ambulancechaser]

Do you have a court date? This doesn't sound like something they just cite and release you for, especially for that amount of cake.

 

[bigpimp]

well they didnt just cite me and release me
they held me for about 8 hours and ? me about gear and my previous charge about a year ago....then they told me how they work the fines and shit
which amounted to about 14 grand street value and thats why i have to pay that amount.......i might get it reduced in court but who the hells knows

 

[bigfatty]

your mad at mexico? it's the US that took your shit?? That's problably the worst way to take shit over anyhow... taped to your body?

 

[Riker29]

Whoa .......

Wait a second..... WHO busted you?

TJ cops?

US Border Patrol?

Who?

I knew this shit was going to get worse. We have had far far far too many kids be far too open with crossing-the-border details lately.

Plus dude, honestly ....... that far too much gear to risk walking with man. Really. I have not crossd since 9/11, but I hear it has been far worse in termes of questions, seraches, getting padded down, etc.

 

[bigpimp]

Whoa .......

Wait a second..... WHO busted you?

TJ cops?

US Border Patrol?

Who?

I knew this shit was going to get worse. We have had far far far too many kids be far too open with crossing-the-border details lately.

Plus dude, honestly ....... that far too much gear to risk walking with man. Really. I have not crossd since 9/11, but I hear it has been far worse in termes of questions, seraches, getting padded down, etc.

us border got me
and i agree that it was fucking stupid but it was a last minute thing i was doing for some friends
that i should have made them do it
cuzz now i am fucked

 

[padycakes_16]

i got fucking rolled on at the god damn border, they took all my gear and all my money in my wallet, over $2000 and fined me 12,000 god damn dollars......i dont know how they picked me out but they did!!!!
fuck that place....i am gonna stick to mail order..........fuck that god damn third world spick bullshit country

- jk bro.. that really sucks, but you were dumb to walk the border with that much shit on you!!! did you really expect to get through with 2500$ of gear and thats fucking TJ prices which are dirt cheap.... well that really screws all of your own cycle money over... that sucks and thats why i will stick to domestic, who cares if i pay5$ more a amp of test, at least i dont have 12,000$ fines.... - well thats my .02$

think harder next time before you pull stupid shit off like that, now your screwed.................................

 

[bigpimp]

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- jk bro.. that really sucks, but you were dumb to walk the border with that much shit on you!!! did you really expect to get through with 2500$ of gear and thats fucking TJ prices which are dirt cheap.... well that really screws all of your own cycle money over... that sucks and thats why i will stick to domestic, who cares if i pay5$ more a amp of test, at least i dont have 12,000$ fines.... - well thats my .02$

think harder next time before you pull stupid shit off like that, now your screwed.................................

yep....and thats exactly why i have a great international source.....
but i just had my had up my ass this weekend, trying to do a favor for some friends

 

[padycakes_16]

i walked back, i had all the gear taped to my body, alot of shit
i spent about 2,500 dollars worth

 

[padycakes_16]

well i hope your fines are dropped, and maybe if your lucky youll get your gear back LOL, but probally not, just keep your head high and this will be over soon enough..........

 

[solidspine]

That simply reeks, I think they violated your civil rights, holding you for 8 hours; you were crossing the boarder with AAS not Cocaine.

Get a lawyer, don’t pay them anything, your getting hosed royal.
RAT BASTARDS

 

[bigpimp]

That simply reeks, I think they violated your civil rights, holding you for 8 hours; you were crossing the boarder with AAS not Cocaine.

Get a lawyer, don’t pay them anything, your getting hosed royal.
RAT BASTARDS

shit nowadays.....i think they look at steroids the same as coke
and yes i have a very good lawyer

 

[FILtheman]

could be!

You should always shop and change clothes and hide the car and dont give out any details to the people you buy from and if they get nosy give them bullshit info to set them on a wild chase.
sometimes they are the one who rat the people out.
also if you look like a bodybuilder you will be in their sights.


better luck next time .

peace!

 

[GettingLean]

I'm suprised they didnt take you to jail?? I thought they throw you in the can until your seen by a judge?? Will you get supervised probation? GEEZ.....where i come from, if i got caught with that much gear, i'd end up w/ $5000 in fines, community service and supervised probation..i.e.-- seeing a probation officer once a month for 2-3 years. The $12,000 DOES suck honey, but things COULD BE WORSE remember.

GettingLean

 

[bigpimp]

I'm suprised they didnt take you to jail?? I thought they throw you in the can until your seen by a judge?? Will you get supervised probation? GEEZ.....where i come from, if i got caught with that much gear, i'd end up w/ $5000 in fines, community service and supervised probation..i.e.-- seeing a probation officer once a month for 2-3 years. The $12,000 DOES suck honey, but things COULD BE WORSE remember.

GettingLean

i wont be in court until the end of next month so i am glad they didnt hold me...........i think they let me go cuzz they got so much cash from me....just my opinion though

 

[GettingLean]

Do you think you'll get probation?

 

[The Terminator]

Re: Re: My trip to TJ

- jk bro.. that really sucks, but you were dumb to walk the border with that much shit on you!!! did you really expect to get through with 2500$ of gear and thats fucking TJ prices which are dirt cheap.... well that really screws all of your own cycle money over... that sucks and thats why i will stick to domestic, who cares if i pay5$ more a amp of test, at least i dont have 12,000$ fines.... - well thats my .02$

think harder next time before you pull stupid shit off like that, now your screwed.................................

Your sense of humor really sucks padycake.

Bigpimp, did you happen to set off the metal detectors with all that juice (I have never heard of that happening), or were you just randomly patted down? I feel for you man, as I have crossed there many times but still I have never seen anyone get searched.

 

[Taomaster]

i walked back, i had all the gear taped to my body, alot of shit
i spent about 2,500 dollars worth

Well, look at the bright side - at least you didn't fall down with all that stuff taped to your body. You would have made the National Enquirer as "Man gets 3,000 stitches from glass cuts, then dies from steroid overdose."

On a serious note, I'm really sorry to hear that. That is a BIG chunck of money for something as harmless as steroids. At the same moment you got busted, there was probably a Ryder truck with 1000 pounds of coke getting passed through from a payoff to the fuckin' border monkeys.

I live in USA but also have a home in Peru, South America. My buddies think I'm crazy that I don't bring the stuff back with me, but it just isn't worth it. I either do a whole cycle there (if I'm there for a couple months), or mail the stuff back. And I am so paranoid that I don't even send it to my address, only to my ex-girlfriend's house or my buddy who also needs gear. Same for when I was working in Mexico. When I calculate the risk of getting caught red-handed, it just isn't worth it. Federal crime ain't my bag. If you mail it, maybe one out of 20 packages will get seized, but they can never really pin you to it. DON"T SMUGGLE ACROSS BORDERS, GUYS. IT ISN'T WORTH IT! Leave that to the big-timers paying off the border monkeys. The drug trade is HUGE, and don't think for a minute that the big guys aren't protected by some high U.S. government circle. They feed that shit to the public that they have a war on drugs, but it is a huge business for everyone including the hypocrites that claim to be against it. Just think of the business generated for arms and aircraft that we give to South American countries to fight the "drug war". The past agreement with Colombia was for $5 FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS! That's a lot of guns, boys. What a fucking joke. I live there - I know! I wish the hypocrites in the U.S. government involved in this would fall down like a deck of cards, and we could have a massive clean-up. People are finally smelling their stink. It's just a shame the little guys, like this guy who just wants personal athletic gains, to get the shaft. Makes me fucking sick.

 

[bigpimp]

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Your sense of humor really sucks padycake.

Bigpimp, did you happen to set off the metal detectors with all that juice (I have never heard of that happening), or were you just randomly patted down? I feel for you man, as I have crossed there many times but still I have never seen anyone get searched.

no....i didnt set anything off, they just told me that they could tell that i used steroids or some bullshit line like that......
the funny thing was......mike perez, the agent who busted me told me that he used steroids in college and we started talking about the mentzer bros and arnold and how steroids affected their lives.....he even said that steroids were good for ya if taken within reason.....but i still got busted....WTF

 

[Riker29]

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no....i didnt set anything off, they just told me that they could tell that i used steroids or some bullshit line like that......
the funny thing was......mike perez, the agent who busted me told me that he used steroids in college and we started talking about the mentzer bros and arnold and how steroids affected their lives.....he even said that steroids were good for ya if taken within reason.....but i still got busted....WTF

Because of the AMOUNT Bro.

Look, if you had broughht several vials - personal use, then I doubt you would have gotten anywher near the hassle.

But oif you bring THAT much gear, its obvious that its not all just for you. This gets into trafficking, etc ...... not good.

That's also why they probably grabbed the cash. If you have THAT much gear, then the cash is a part of the whole "trafficking" situtaion ......

Its like if they bust a cocaine dealer and he is driving a nice car and has like 10k in cash on him, the car and the cash get confiscated.

Your best bet will probably be to plead down to a fine or whatever would be appopriate for you if you were caught wuth a "personal use" amount.



The tips that one guy mentioned about camoflauge (sp?) are good. The Pharm should NEVER see your car (if driving) and should never see you in the the same clothes that you will walk across with.

 

[Swoleyoley]

im no expert but wouldnt you have a better chance driving? I don't know how things werk aound border towns like SD but I would imagine gear would be easy to get around there.

 

[bigpimp]

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The tips that one guy mentioned about camoflauge (sp?) are good. The Pharm should NEVER see your car (if driving) and should never see you in the the same clothes that you will walk across with.

i hope it wasnt the pharm....because i have used them before and tip them very well

 

[Taomaster]

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i hope it wasnt the pharm....because i have used them before and tip them very well

Man, those people make pennies for a living. They will do anything to get a little more, because, in their eyes, you are a rich punk from the U.S. that has plenty of cash, if you can blow that much on roids - "Robin Hood" mentality.

 

[Swoleyoley]

fuck them bbasterrds

 

[bigpimp]

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Man, those people make pennies for a living. They will do anything to get a little more, because, in their eyes, you are a rich punk from the U.S. that has plenty of cash, if you can blow that much on roids - "Robin Hood" mentality.

good point........anyone want to make some cash....let me know.............all you have to do is go blow up that god damned pharmacy