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my strip club experience last night

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pissy drunk got a lap dance at like 330am
the chic bends over right in my face and i could smell shit and sweat.
made me nauesous and killed the moment
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lololol@ this thread...especially throwin a drink in there
 
inositol is used to treat OCD.. her ass stank so I said she had an ass whipping complex...

it's really not funny when you gotta explain it!


lol, well its funny to me NOW



shit


yes, alcohol...ass...match, proceed
 
I know a guy, a business man in his late forties, who was at a strip joint in Montreal. He was getting a lap dance, and a hard, brown shit-nugget fell out of her balloon-knot and hit him on the leg. She was humiliated.

Not kidding at all.
 
i've never understood the desire to have the weathered, beat up, stank vadge of a stripper put anywhere near my face. shit's gross.
 
i've never understood the desire to have the weathered, beat up, stank vadge of a stripper put anywhere near my face. shit's gross.

hanging around the wrong strippers

need the ones that still are young and have their bodies before the coke takes its toll
or the foreign ones that just came over (although they can be pretty shady)
 
cocaine abuse often leads to diarrhea

just sayin'

This
All you have to do is see your dealer and you practically pooh your pants
 
I did my share but never abused them. I just stuck with booze, which is perfectly safe since you can buy it legally.

lol
 
is that how males give lap dances at rclubs too?:( never been to a male strip joint. i shall go and report back my findings!:)
 
o o...take me I never been either

the idea of flacid penis being wriggled around seems silly
 
o o...take me I never been either

the idea of flacid penis being wriggled around seems silly

i don't think i'd want to see that! nor do i want one wiggling their ass in my face. eeeewwwww. i can just imagine it....:(

past lap dances have all been from females. don't know how guys go about doing it though....
 
i don't think i'd want to see that! nor do i want one wiggling their ass in my face. eeeewwwww. i can just imagine it....:(

past lap dances have all been from females. don't know how guys go about doing it though....

what if i gave you a lapdance just wearing The Jacket?
 
I wished they would make a poon scented air freshener that I could hang from the mirror of teh Yaris.

just sayin'
 
is that how males give lap dances at rclubs too?:( never been to a male strip joint. i shall go and report back my findings!:)
when I was 15 i worked as a hostess in a restaurant where most everyone was gay. So i used to go out drinking with them in gay clubs because they don't ID, they don't give a toss. Anyway, there was one night where male strippers came, and it was so funny, it was disgusting and hilarious.
They wear cock rings to stay hard, and do little dances, I have never seen anything more ridiculous in my life. So not sexy.
 
when I was 15 i worked as a hostess in a restaurant where most everyone was gay. So i used to go out drinking with them in gay clubs because they don't ID, they don't give a toss. Anyway, there was one night where male strippers came, and it was so funny, it was disgusting and hilarious.
They wear cock rings to stay hard, and do little dances, I have never seen anything more ridiculous in my life. So not sexy.

omg. lolololol!!

i'll need to grab some of my girls and check out a male strip club soon. hopefully its not as u described!!
 
lol at the wimminz in here playing off 12 inches of flaccid wriggling penis as "silly". Two of my boys from high school did that shit in their early 20's and the stories of what women would do to them were hilarious. Trust me, if guys pulled this shit on female strippers two things would happen.

1) they would get the ever loving shit beaten out of them by the bouncers

2) THe cops would scrape them up off the sidewalk and toss em in jail for the weekend.


Bitches are scandalous, way more than we are.....no more frontin. lol
 
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