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My schlong is rediculously small when flacid.

strangebrew

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I mean seriously, this isn't even funny anymore. I actually have problems peeing into urinals because it doesn't protrude far enough out of my zipper. Sometimes I have to drop my pants completely just to find the little fucker. Not cool.

Whoever gave me this goddamned thing is gonna pay one day, mark my words.
 
I have an extra pair of tweezers if u want

but i have to keep one pair for hammy
 
HAMMY ALTER??


LOL



what do you hold it with when peeing??

Tweezers?
 
great diet thread. I just lost my lunch.
 
well i do have another secret.......and im kind of reluctant to share it......but because your really concerned with your penis size...

If tweezers pinch the skin, use a clothes pin.......it helps it get hard......well mostly because it cuts all blood flow out........and then sometimes, it gets hard

trust me, i know from experience
 
I had the same problem when I was really fat.
I has so much flaccid length lost from body fat, I had to push down to keep from pissing straight out...
 
strangebrew said:
I mean seriously, this isn't even funny anymore. I actually have problems peeing into urinals because it doesn't protrude far enough out of my zipper. Sometimes I have to drop my pants completely just to find the little fucker. Not cool.
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Aproximately 1 in every 10,000 men has a tiny knob so don't worry you're not alone.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
I had the same problem when I was really fat.
I has so much flaccid length lost from body fat, I had to push down to keep from pissing straight out...
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thats scary
really
 
SoKlueles said:
thats scary
really
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Nah, I'd call it more like fucking humiliating. Not like anybody saw it though. I keep to myself....

Jay Cartwright said:
Aproximately 1 in every 10,000 men has a tiny knob so don't worry you're not alone.
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1 in every 2 is small.
 
I'm the same way, flacid I feel I'm tiny, but my GF says my flacid cock is bigger then most guys hard....

I just think the contrast is what gets me, when I'm at full attention its like having a fucking sledgehammer in my pants, but flacid is more like walking around with a kielbasa sausage..
 
hamstershaver said:
he says he has a small penis then everyone mentions my name :(
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You've only broadcast it to everyone on the forum so what do you expect?

Coincidentally, I was chatting with someone last night who said, "the only 2 times you need to run are to get away from cops and fat chicks." I responded with, "just toss the fat chick a twinkie and you're in the clear." It made me think of klueles right away. Go figure.
 
crak600 said:
You've only broadcast it to everyone on the forum so what do you expect?

Coincidentally, I was chatting with someone last night who said, "the only 2 times you need to run are to get away from cops and fat chicks." I responded with, "just toss the fat chick a twinkie and you're in the clear." It made me think of klueles right away. Go figure.
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its like this right here.....when people go to the grocery store and pass the twinkie isle and think of me......that sucks

stereotypes
 
SoKlueles said:
its like this right here.....when people go to the grocery store and pass the twinkie isle and think of me......that sucks

stereotypes
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After all the twinkie comments, any time I see a cream filled pastry or piece of junk food I think oif you.
 
awittyusername said:
Well, she would definately know
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hha.. dick

Im ok with the fact that she has slept with more then just me, she's only been with 4 guys total.. I've been with far far far more women.. so I can't complain.
 
Lestat said:
hha.. dick

Im ok with the fact that she has slept with more then just me, she's only been with 4 guys total.. I've been with far far far more women.. so I can't complain.
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your a hooker ;)
 
Tmi
 
SoKlueles said:
but dude, you can catch diseases chasing that stuff
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There is an element of risk with almost everything you do in life.

With sex, I am selective, I don't sleep with whores, and I have used a condom with every girl I've slept with but 3, and we were in serious relationships.

I also get tested once per year.

You eating cupcakes is probably more detrimental to your health then my sexual promiscuity has been.
 
Lestat said:
There is an element of risk with almost everything you do in life.

With sex, I am selective, I don't sleep with whores, and I have used a condom with every girl I've slept with but 3, and we were in serious relationships.

I also get tested once per year.

You eating cupcakes is probably more detrimental to your health then my sexual promiscuity has been.
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You have no clue actually how many cupcakes i actually DO eat. FYI, i dont even like cake that much.
Im not dissing how many women you have slept with dang
dont get so defensive, it was a joke :rolleyes:
 
Don't feel bad, the other extreme is just as bad. When I'm standing at the urinal, I have to plunge my hand into my fly down to the wrist just to dig the damned thing out, and stuffing it back in is even more of a chore, especially since it always seems to get a little "excited" when I take it out for air.
 
Lestat said:
hha.. dick

Im ok with the fact that she has slept with more then just me, she's only been with 4 guys total.. I've been with far far far more women.. so I can't complain.
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So....she say 4 guys. Of course, we know girls are not truthful about the number of guys they slept with.

Let me lay a little math-e-matics on you...

Y = number of males a female claims to have slept with

X = Actual number of males slept with

PIE = (3.16)

Formula

Y x PIE + 1.93 = X (round up)

So...

4 x 3.16 + 1.93 = 14.57 (round up) 15 :verygood:
 
Try having a friend or Union plumber shove a broomstick up your ass. Maybe portions of your meatkabob are stuck on your prostate or spermatic cord.

Good luck
 
dude mine get's so small when it's cold, I feel like a kid almost.

In normal tempreture it's still a decent size though. And when the time is right it just grows into like a monster
 
I'm a grower, not a shower. Did you know that some men's penises appear larger when flaccid, but they don't grow as much when erect? It's cool to watch it grow from 2 inches to 8 inches. ;)
 
biteme said:
I'm a grower, not a shower. Did you know that some men's penises appear larger when flaccid, but they don't grow as much when erect? It's cool to watch it grow from 2 inches to 8 inches. ;)
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Don't hold your breath..
 
Lestat said:
hha.. dick

Im ok with the fact that she has slept with more then just me, she's only been with 4 guys total.. I've been with far far far more women.. so I can't complain.
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You do know how to do the math to figure out how many guys a woman has slept with, right? Take the number they give and multiply by 3. In the case that she gives a single digit number, add 5 and then multiply by 3.

She says 4, so (4+5) x 3 = 27.
 
Lestat said:
There is an element of risk with almost everything you do in life.

With sex, I am selective, I don't sleep with whores, and I have used a condom with every girl I've slept with but 3, and we were in serious relationships.

I also get tested once per year.

You eating cupcakes is probably more detrimental to your health then my sexual promiscuity has been.
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Come on bro, tell me you're smarter than that. A chick might not be a "whore" or a "skank" but that doesn't mean that she's disease free.

I met a woman once who had been married for 12 or 15 years, both her and her husband were virgins when they got married, they eventually got divorced. She began dating a few years after the divorce was final and her new lover found out a few months into their relationship he was HIV positive. She had a good career going, single mother of 2, never did drugs, rarely drank, lived in a good neighborhood, was physically healthy...the complete opposite of what you would consider a whore or a skank. It still to this day blows my mind that she only had 2 sexual partners and contracted HIV.

Being a whore or a skank has no bearing on if you will catch a disease or not. A girl I used to be friends with had slept with over 50 guys, over half of them unprotected, one of which I also knew and he slept with anything that had a vagina, and she was clean.
 
Ok, let me explain further what I mean.

HIV, Herpes, all that shit... they are given in stats of like '1 in 4 people has Herpes' or '1 in 10 people has HIV'

Ok, so guess what, I've never had a friend in my social circles with HIV. Guess why? I don't sleep with, hang out with, or generally associate with the socio economic class that is highly susceptible to STDs. I'm sorry, but its a fact that income is correlated with the amount of sex you have and the risk of STDs. The more money you make, the less sex you have, the less chance of running into an STD you have.

So say 1 in 4 people has herpes. Do you think that 1 in 4 people at my college had herpes? Hell no. Why? Because one, they were all 17-26 or so, hadn't had as many years to catch anything. I also went to a top school, if you compared to STD rates at my school to a local state school in the area I can tell you the results would be different.

So that is all I meant, I don't sleep with white trash, ghetto bitches, generally promiscuous bitches, etc.

Besides, I've had regular testing and can sleep easy knowing I'm clean as a whistle.
 
i wish i could surprise a lady and pull out my modest flacid knob and then let her watch it grow substantially :-p...

but im always rock when i pull it out haha
 
You are still missing the point that STDs don't discriminate between socioeconomic class, race, gender, or where you live. That's a fact. Read what I posted about the woman I met with HIV, because it didn't discriminate against her.

Know how my gf's mother contracted hepititis C? She didn't get it from being promiscous, being poor, or living in a bad area. She doesn't fall into the "social class succeptable to STDs," as you put it. She had a blood transfusion in the late 70s. She was married at the time and luckily her husband did not contract it from her. No cure for that one.

Unless you're monagmous, both get tested, wear condoms for 6-7 months, both get tested again, and then remain faithful to each other, you can't gaurentee that either of you is clean. Well, unless of course neither of you has slept with anyone in 6-7 months and both got tested.

Good to know you get tested, but your misconceptions about STDs staying in a certain "socioeconomic class" is in no way a good one.
 
Lestat said:
The more money you make, the less sex you have
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I know I nothing aboot sex and stuff, but that statement sounds tarded...
 
Lestat said:
Ok, let me explain further what I mean.

HIV, Herpes, all that shit... they are given in stats of like '1 in 4 people has Herpes' or '1 in 10 people has HIV'

Ok, so guess what, I've never had a friend in my social circles with HIV. Guess why? I don't sleep with, hang out with, or generally associate with the socio economic class that is highly susceptible to STDs. I'm sorry, but its a fact that income is correlated with the amount of sex you have and the risk of STDs. The more money you make, the less sex you have, the less chance of running into an STD you have.

So say 1 in 4 people has herpes. Do you think that 1 in 4 people at my college had herpes? Hell no. Why? Because one, they were all 17-26 or so, hadn't had as many years to catch anything. I also went to a top school, if you compared to STD rates at my school to a local state school in the area I can tell you the results would be different.

So that is all I meant, I don't sleep with white trash, ghetto bitches, generally promiscuous bitches, etc.

Besides, I've had regular testing and can sleep easy knowing I'm clean as a whistle.
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generally i agree with you, but dont let a persons appearance lull you into a false sense of security about their health

its actually kind of weird that you brought this up, because it hasnt been 3 days since i heard some interesting, reliable news from my fathers home island in greece - apparently, there are a couple of young sisters (18-19) who have recently gone to greece, and been infected with HIV. following its detection, 19 other people on the island, who had had sex with these girls, were found to have HIV also. all of these people were "upper class" - ie the money of the island. a judge, some lawyers, some teachers - all of whom contracted HIV from young, pretty girls from an upper class background.

now OK so these girls were sluts in my book, but still, how easy would it have been to see these young rich pretty things, pick them up, go on a few dates, and do the deed? easy.

dont judge a book by its cover, bor.

oh, and herpes isnt 1 out of 5. the stats are 4 out of 5. and its mainly transmitted from cutlery and drinking vessels. :)

cheerios

cheers
 
Just tie a small string to it then you can pull it out of your zipper....you can even get yourself a rubber band and a peanut shell and make ya a Jock Strap too so look at the bright side.

:p

Only kidding of course! :)
 
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GoldenDelicious said:
oh, and herpes isnt 1 out of 5. the stats are 4 out of 5. and its mainly transmitted from cutlery and drinking vessels. :)
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Which herpes? There are several. Cold sores are one thing, genital herpes is quite another.
 
It all depends on how much blood is down there.
 
Damn, mine can never make up it's mind what size it wants to be. It seems to react to both physical and mental stress. When I finish my workouts the damn thing shrivels up and looks like a small stack of dimes. This makes for some embarrasing gym showers. I've measured it at 2 inches while it's in "scared turtle" mode. When I'm drunk and relaxed, it hangs a modest 3.5 inches soft. I also tend to have different sized erections. Sometimes only the shaft gets hard making for a small, slightly under 5 inch erection. However, if I'm turned on real good, the head swells up along with the shaft and puts me at a normal 5. 5 incher. Does anyone else have so much variation in their size?
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
Damn, mine can never make up it's mind what size it wants to be. It seems to react to both physical and mental stress. When I finish my workouts the damn thing shrivels up and looks like a small stack of dimes. This makes for some embarrasing gym showers. I've measured it at 2 inches while it's in "scared turtle" mode. When I'm drunk and relaxed, it hangs a modest 3.5 inches soft. I also tend to have different sized erections. Sometimes only the shaft gets hard making for a small, slightly under 5 inch erection. However, if I'm turned on real good, the head swells up along with the shaft and puts me at a normal 5. 5 incher. Does anyone else have so much variation in their size?
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Hell yes, but I think most guys do. As for the varying erection lengths, I get that too. Normally I'm a 6-6.5" hard, but sometimes when I masturbate it never gets to full length. And when I'm with a woman, on the third or fourth time I sometimes actually get bigger than normal, especially in girth. I have no idea what the medical reason for this would be, but I've never really been bothered by it. :D Maybe it's normal.
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
Damn, mine can never make up it's mind what size it wants to be. It seems to react to both physical and mental stress. When I finish my workouts the damn thing shrivels up and looks like a small stack of dimes. This makes for some embarrasing gym showers. I've measured it at 2 inches while it's in "scared turtle" mode. When I'm drunk and relaxed, it hangs a modest 3.5 inches soft. I also tend to have different sized erections. Sometimes only the shaft gets hard making for a small, slightly under 5 inch erection. However, if I'm turned on real good, the head swells up along with the shaft and puts me at a normal 5. 5 incher. Does anyone else have so much variation in their size?
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I have alot of variation in flaccid size - After workout, I look uncircumcised
Public showers are out for me. My erect size never changed (prolly cause I only jerk off, so my arousal level never changes)
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
Does anyone else have so much variation in their size?
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yep.....working out and a cool swimming pool, stress levels, ephedrine especially make a difference...It varies in the flaccid state close to 3 inches....
 
In my "cold swimming pool" shrunken flaccid state I am around the same size as the Kinsey Report's average male erection.
 
Mr. dB said:
In my "cold swimming pool" shrunken flaccid state I am around the same size as the Kinsey Report's average male erection.
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lol. Dude, why do people blatantly lie on internet message boards?
 
CrazyK said:
lol. Dude, why do people blatantly lie on internet message boards?
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he's for real...he posted a pic on another board.
I'm not gay, but I has to see for sure...
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
he's for real...he posted a pic on another board.
I'm not gay, but I has to see for sure...
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The one that was all hella shadowy? You couldn't tell if he was holding his thing or some other object. If you really had a 8 inch limp dong, you'd post lots of pics in bright lights, with Mr.dB written all over the place.
 
CrazyK said:
The one that was all hella shadowy? You couldn't tell if he was holding his thing or some other object. If you really had a 8 inch limp dong, you'd post lots of pics in bright lights, with Mr.dB written all over the place.
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Oh my my, my internet credibility is being called into question. Horrors! I am absolutely consumed with ennui...
 
Dude, dont worry about it...I get the same thing...I think if it like this...

My penis is like a snake, it hides in it's cave until its given reason to attack.
 
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