My schlong is rediculously small when flacid.

[strangebrew]

I mean seriously, this isn't even funny anymore. I actually have problems peeing into urinals because it doesn't protrude far enough out of my zipper. Sometimes I have to drop my pants completely just to find the little fucker. Not cool.

Whoever gave me this goddamned thing is gonna pay one day, mark my words.

 

[jaded]

 

[jaded]

I have an extra pair of tweezers if u want

but i have to keep one pair for hammy

LMFAO

 

[SoKlueles]

I have an extra pair of tweezers if u want

but i have to keep one pair for hammy

 

[The Shadow]

HAMMY ALTER??


LOL



what do you hold it with when peeing??

Tweezers?

 

[strangebrew]

 

[velvett]

more than I needed to know

 

[ChefWide]

great diet thread. I just lost my lunch.

 

[wootoom]

at least your honest

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Try one of these - http://www.painfulpleasures.com/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=1550&cat=194&page=1

Should be pretty easy to find after getting one of those. I guess you could say it'll always be stiff. I can't lose mine when it's stiff.