My pet turtle is pissed at me

[RADAR]

I forgot to feed him this morning.............................Any ideas how to make this up to him?


RADAR

 

[seizer]

turtles get pissed?

 

[seizer]

wait...is the turtle in its teens...and does its normal diet consist of pizza?

 

[Lestat]

suck his cock

 

[Cutiebaby]

omg i remember i took care of a friends turtle while she went on vaca and i thought the damn thing died...it didnt move for a long time..i maybe hubby pick it up and make sure it was still alive.....Radar get it some specail food..what do you feed it now?

 

[gab9681]

I forget to feed mine all the time. So then I throw in a few dandelions for them and they are happy as hell. They are funny little bastards. I have a male and a female and the male is always chasing the female around trying to get a piece and she never get gives it up. Reminds me of me and my wife's relationship. Heh heh heh.

 

[seizer]

suck his cock

whoa whoa whoa, lestat! lets not jump to any conclusions about the turtle and its sexuality...I mean, yeah, its obvious what radar likes, but lets not go making assumptions about the turtle. That could scar the poor guy.

 

[big4life]

Turtle soup?

 

[perkele]

Let him become a Ninja.

 

[JayC9]

turtles ain't got much in the way of teeth but i've heard they can give you a nasty suck...

 

[H_T_]

ha ha. i've got 2 of them. every time i walk by their cage, they start bangin' against the glass like haven't fed them in years.

 

[RADAR]

omg i remember i took care of a friends turtle while she went on vaca and i thought the damn thing died...it didnt move for a long time..i maybe hubby pick it up and make sure it was still alive.....Radar get it some specail food..what do you feed it now?

I think he wants more than his dried bugs & mosquitoes!
A dried delacy perhaps?

RADAR

 

[Lestat]

I think he wants more than his dried bugs & mosquitoes!
A dried delacy perhaps?

RADAR

let him gnaw on one of your testicles

 

[SoKlueles]

I had a pet turtle when i was a kid....his name was Yogi....and he was small and cute
my dad finally made me get rid of it and picked him up and threw him in the woods.....broke my heart.....
at least we didnt have to eat him

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Turtle soup?

That's just wrong.





















































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[Daisy_]

suck his cock

Lmao, sad that I thought sick thoughts like that too.

 

[RADAR]

Lmao, sad that I thought sick thoughts like that too.

Honestly! Daisy,i thought better of you..........................



RADAR

 

[Lestat]

Lmao, sad that I thought sick thoughts like that too.

hell yeah, I think we were meant to be.. oops, sorry 'Toom

 

[Daisy_]

Honestly! Daisy,i thought better of you..........................



RADAR

awww are you serious.

 

[wootoom]

if i had 2 turtles i would name them Cuff and Link

 

[Eringobraugh]

Pour a bunch of salt into his shell

 

[wootoom]

pour some sugar on me