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My Online Dating Experiences
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pussydrizzle_8
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Just trying to be supportive
dusteefartz
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when I met my wife IRL, she still had her match profile up and went on a couple dates with some losers. I was also still dating a couple girls that I had met IRL. Never had an online dating profile. I looked at it once, but I was too fucking lazy to fill out all that shit. Seemed so much easier to go out and let some lucky lady take me home for the weekend.
Oh lord, I agreed to meet one that's at least 200lbs. She looked about 150 yesterday, but put up more pics this morning and no doubt is 200 or over. Going to have to back out. I wish they wouldn't use camera angles to look 100 lbs. slimmer.
Rookie, you always get definitive photos before agreeing to meet
why is that called catfished
bigpokey
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Let me tell you a story of the cod fish. At the turn of the century cod fish were in much demand on the east coast. News of this tasty fish spread across the country all the way to the west coast. There was however a problem. How could they get the fish across the country and still keep it fresh. They tried to freeze the fish and send it by rail, the fastest means at the time. When it was prepared it turn out to be very mushy and lacked flavor. Then someone decided to ship the fish live turning railroad cars into huge saltwater aquariums. When the cod fish arrived they were still alive but when they were prepared they were still mushy and tasteless. After studying the cod fish someone discovered that their natural enemy was the catfish. This time when the cod fish were but in the tanks they place a few catfish in with them. Those catfish chased the cod fish all the way across the country to the west coast. This time when they were prepared they were flaky and had the same flavor as they did when they were caught fresh and prepared on the east coast. You see the catfish kept the cod from becoming stale. The catfish kept them fresh. Cool story, you're welcome.
I'm having a hard time finding a date. My requirements are pretty simple: No fatties, no smokers, no alcoholics, no animals in the bed, and must like getting the fuck choked out of them until they orgasm.
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