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boats are the shit
 
I can't afford a boat like that, nor do I want one.

If God wanted me to fly, I wood have been born with a high-bypass turbofan Pratt & Whitney jet engine jammed up my ass.

If God wanted me to pal around out at sea, I'd have gills and shit through scales.



just sayin'
 
PICK3 said:
I can't afford a boat like that, nor do I want one.

If God wanted me to fly, I wood have been born with a high-bypass turbofan Pratt & Whitney jet engine jammed up my ass.

If God wanted me to pal around out at sea, I'd have gills and shit through scales.



just sayin'
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YOu want a boat, don't lie nugga!



and my grandad always told me, "If it flys, floats or fucks it's probably cheaper to rent it"


lol
 
miplank said:
YOu want a boat, don't lie nugga!



and my grandad always told me, "If it flys, floats or fucks it's probably cheaper to rent it"


lol
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IDK you can rent a boat for pretty cheap but this is generally true, depends on what kind of boat you buy and how often you want to use it I guess. We used to do that when we were younger and it was still acceptable to rent a boat. Sure, especially if you pool the money with your freinds it's cheaper. Not everyone buys a baja ;) The last time I rented a boat was three or four years ago when we pulled up to the marina and the cops where there. We didn't think anything of it and the guy gave us our boat for the day..the cops had just finished an investigation of a guy who died on that very boat the night before and that boat looked like it had the shit beat out of it, they had partied way too hard and some guy jumped out and never came back up. That was the last time. I got pregnant and wasn't interested in being out on the water, the next year we bought our own boat.

How often do you go out on the lake each year? Here in Missouri with the weather here and our schedules, work and a baby we used it about 30 days out of the year.
 
Boats ain't worth a fuck till ya need em, then ya glad ya got em. Cuddy cabin poosie banging is da shit nigga. Wut Wut
 
Infuckingdeed
 
miplank said:
yeah, I am actually embarassed to say I probably won't even use it 15 days a year. :(
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I still think it's better to buy. That same year (I think) Johnny and I and two other couples rented a ski boat. When we are the marina looking at all the nice ski boats there wondering which one was going to be ours.. they pull around in this TURD omg lol...it had no windshield, beat to piss, and looked what appeared to be puke in one of the cupholders. We had to clean it before we went anywhere and didn't want to pull up to any bars in it lol cuz it was embarassing. LOL. We never rented again, like I said earlier lol. We called it "the yacht". LOL. We still joke about that boat, when we would get in our boat that we bought, we'd joke about how nice it was, but it wasn't "the yacht" and how we needed to remove the windshields...lol Even when I went to the lake this year with a bunch of girlfriends they were joking about "the yacht". I guess you had to see this thing...lol enough to be remembered for years...

Johnny named "his" boat "boats and hoes". lol :rolleyes: So yeah, kinda embarassing being out on the lake in that thing lol.

What are you going to name your boat?
 
cindylou said:
I still think it's better to buy. That same year Johnny and I and two other couples rented a ski boat. When we are the marina looking at all the nice ski boats there wondering which one was going to be ours.. they pull around in this TURD omg lol...it had no windshield, beat to piss, and looked what appeared to be puke in one of the cupholders. We had to clean it before we went anywhere and didn't want to pull up to any bars in it lol cuz it was embarassing. LOL. We never rented again, like I said earlier lol. We called it "the yacht". LOL. We still joke about that boat, when we would get in our boat that we bought, we'd joke about how nice it was, but it wasn't "the yacht" and how we needed to remove the windshields...lol Even when I went to the lake this with a bunch of girlfriends they were joking about "the yacht". I guess you had to see this thing...lol enough to be remembered for years...

Johnny named "his" boat "boats and hoes". lol :rolleyes: So yeah, kinda embarassing being out on the lake in that thing lol.

What are you going to name your boat?
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My guess is Lolita
 
Name it SBeezy Plank
 
calveless wonder said:
You want him to start your engine,ride you and fill you up with gas?

gay
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No I want him to pull hoes on his boat, bang em and tell em you been fucked by Plank On The Da Mutha Fucking SS Beezy baby, now GTFO and swim biotch.
 
cindylou said:
Really? Everyone names their boat around here. I don't usually see a boat that does not have a name. What's gay about it?
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I dunno, it just seems stupid. It's a boat, not a child.


However there is a guy here in town that has this like 36' Speed boat. Pry cost him like 150-200,000 and when he had it built he had them do the paint scheme.


It says "WHITE TRASH" down each side of it. LOL!
 
calveless wonder said:
so you also want his dick touching you while you watch?

wow, super gay
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Nothing is gayer than the nutz in yo mouf brah, spit em out, then tell me how geigh shit is.
 
miplank said:
I dunno, it just seems stupid. It's a boat, not a child.


However there is a guy here in town that has this like 36' Speed boat. Pry cost him like 150-200,000 and when he had it built he had them do the paint scheme.


It says "WHITE TRASH" down each side of it. LOL!
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LOL that is awesome. Love it.

Yeah, I know some people really love their boats. lol We had a boat christening ceremony...he would use any reason to celebrate something...but it's something many boat owners do. It's supposed to be good luck. :)
 
cindylou said:
LOL that is awesome. Love it.

Yeah, I know some people really love their boats. lol We had a boat christening ceremony...he would use any reason to celebrate something...but it's something many boat owners do. It's supposed to be good luck. :)
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I'm pry gonna christen my boat by beatin up the wifes pussy in the cuddy cabin.
 
Name it Str8 olololol
 
Mitch, name your boat Nautical Queen.

No, make that Queen Of The Sea.

Heck, they're both good. I can't decide. So just use half of each and call it Nau-Sea.



I stole that "joke" from The Flintstones, circa 1962.
 
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