my girlfriend is an ass scratcher

[Mr. Black]

I am sure everyone here has scratched 'n sniffed at some point in their lives. Its all good Hamster

 

[SoKlueles]

I think hamster is a whiney person ...he should take it all like a man

 

[sweetnes11]

Tell your gf to wash her ass and it won't itch, then you won't have to smell he fingers

 

[hamstershaver]

she does bathe evey day although i dont inspect what exactly she does with the soap

 

[sweetnes11]

I don't know. maybe you should go in with her to make sure she is using it right, or help her, and then you know she won't stink, and her ass won't itch , just trying to be helpfull

 

[Mr. Black]

Or you could toungue bathe her like the mama cats do to their kittens

 

[SoKlueles]

I think sweetnes has a point.....take a shower with her and pump her from behind. Then you will KNOW the kitty and butt arent stinky

 

[hamstershaver]

she begs me all the time to shower with her, im not sure if she wants to see me naked or i just stink, anyways i just tell her no, ive seen her naked too much already

 

[hamstershaver]

Or you could toungue bathe her like the mama cats do to their kittens

NEVER

 

[sweetnes11]

Danggggggg thats sad !!! maybe for christmas you could shower with her and give it to her from behind