Dude I literally pissed my pants when I read "Donkey Punch" I am still laughing my ass of as I type..F-in Donkey punch. Thats friggin great.
Heres the deal though - new chick. I think girls either like it ..or you ...enough to perform the blessed act of mouth massage ..or they don't. I myself could not go any amount of time without it so.....new chick.
Not fair to you to live without....not fair to her to do something she doesn't want to do...especially not fair for her to take a "donkey punch"
I am still laughing at " Donkey Punch"