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McLurch
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I have a friend who is over weight. I mean mad overweight. Not just fat, orca fat.
Anyways he said he is so fat now because his mom gave him fat pills when he was a kid because she thought he was too skinny.
I told him that was a bullshit story and a weak excuse for being a lardo tub of obesity. I told him that there has never been a such thing as fat pills and that if there was all those damned skin and bones people would take them. I also told him that he is so fat because all he eats is like 5 hotdogs at a time, full bags of dorittos, and large pizzas. One time during a movie he ate 2 king size snickers, a bag of popcorn, and about a bag and a half of dorittos.
I feel bad for saying this to him but people like this piss me off. His dad is only 50 and has 4 heart attacks already. He is one of my good fiends and I dont want him to die or anything.
Anyways he said he is so fat now because his mom gave him fat pills when he was a kid because she thought he was too skinny.
I told him that was a bullshit story and a weak excuse for being a lardo tub of obesity. I told him that there has never been a such thing as fat pills and that if there was all those damned skin and bones people would take them. I also told him that he is so fat because all he eats is like 5 hotdogs at a time, full bags of dorittos, and large pizzas. One time during a movie he ate 2 king size snickers, a bag of popcorn, and about a bag and a half of dorittos.
I feel bad for saying this to him but people like this piss me off. His dad is only 50 and has 4 heart attacks already. He is one of my good fiends and I dont want him to die or anything.