My ex best friend from 9th grade does sexual favors for crank

[Frackal]

Just found this out when I saw his sister at the mall...wonderful world.

 

[Paulos]

You were best friends with Mysterio in 9th grade?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

My best friend from age 7 on ran off with a 40 year old heroine dealer! She was like 22 at the time and I only found out cause they got caught in some sleazy motel dealing and it was in the newspaper.

I called her and asked if she needed help, wanted to move out here, I'd buy her a ticket etc. She's back east. But she's like no he treats me so good. WTF? I have no idea. She left her old boyfriend cause he punched her at a gas station. Now it's been about 2-3 years since I've heard from her last.

It's hard when the person you used to play Zelda and Barbies with turns out so bad.

 

[Paulos]

Zelda.

Still bitter.

Motherfucker in the corner of the map used to win all of my money when I would bet him.

Motherfucker.

 

[Frackal]

He also lived on the street for a time and has been in and out of both jail and rehab, he overdosed and the second he was out of the hospital he was back smoking meth...the guy has a good heart and I feel bad for him but I would give a 70% chance that he will be dead in 5-10 years. I am glad that period of my life was short and fleeting.

 

[musclebrains]

I am glad that period of my life was short and fleeting.

What kind of sexual favors did you do?

 

[Natymike]

My ex best friend from 9th grade does sexual favors for crank

who doesn't?

 

[Magnússon]

Back in High School I had sex with a butch softball chick for a couple lines of coke, aww the memories

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Try passing said friend who you haven't seen for years on the street and he's filthy and stinking and panhandling.
The guy pretended not to know me and claimed to be a different person and said I was mistaken etc. The guy went through the windshield of a car when he was 17 and has a really distinctive white scar on his forehead, he looks like Zorro fucked with him. Can't mistake that.
I called his brother and he said the family has tried everything but they can't help him.

 

[bigschweeler]

Meth is some scary shit.

You're right. He'll either be dead or in jail.