My Driving skills at work

[*MissFit*]

When i got in to work this morning i got called into office service as i apparently was the perpetrator of a horrendous act yesterday.

See the attached correspondence and picture


Complainer:
"Could you please let this person know that it's one spot per car..."


Officer Service VP responded below:
"Thank-you XXXX. Initially, I was shocked and greatly dismayed by what the photographs portrayed in terms of the owner's driving skill.

I have since Missfited-down and spoken to the perpetrator (copied). MIssfit initial explanation that her car is "inordinately large" and thus poses "unusual challenges and maneuvering-skill requirements" that can lead to this type of error is unacceptable and does not hold up well upon close examination of the facts, particularly given that her vehicle is actually only slightly larger than most bicycles on the road today.

Guilty.

MissFIT has since apologized and commits to greater care in the future.

Honestly.. the lot was empty.. we have over 500 employees in the one building and over 700 spots.. doesn't this VP have anything else to do

This is my second violation.. my last was a speed violation.. i walk faster than 10 kil an hour in the hall way

 

[blut wump]

It's people like you who cause unrest.

 

[*MissFit*]

haha it was right at the back of the lot.. the fact the took pics..


what kinda unrest could i cause

It's people like you who cause unrest.

 

[blut wump]

It's pretty funny getting repremanded for speeding in the corridor. I was once stopped by the police for speeding on a bicycle in a residential neighbourhood.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

she's going to burn her office down, u just watch

 

[pintoca]

call xzibit and ask him to pimp yo ride!

 

[KillahBee]

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[*MissFit*]

To address all of ur issues

1. He's italian.. explains why he wrote it.. plus he is a VP and has some time on his hands and it's not douche.. it's douche bag.. get it straight...

2. I parked like that because the lot was empty and i was late for work yesterday because they were isntalling the net.. and i had to park at the back of the lot i didnt have time to straighten out and the lot had so many spots i didn't think it mattered.

3. My car is lovely and the colour is sunny just like me i get 600klicks per tank..

plus the way i drive.. no point in putting any money in a car.. im gonna crash it one day anyhow.. between txt msging and applying lipgloss while i drive.. its envitible..

4. If you pissed on it i would not know because of the colour.. plus i always carry baby wipes and can wipe that shit off pretty quick

LMFAO!!! That is hilarious on many levels!!! I can't believe some douche wrote a goddamn complaint about that, I cna't believe you parked like that, I cna't believe you drive that car, I can't believe you company sent a letter about that.

Shit. I would have just spit on your car and pissed on the door handle.

 

[KillahBee]

To address all of ur issues

1. He's italian.. explains why he wrote it.. plus he is a VP and has some time on his hands and it's not douche.. it's douche bag.. get it straight...

2. I parked like that because the lot was empty and i was late for work yesterday because they were isntalling the net.. and i had to park at the back of the lot i didnt have time to straighten out and the lot had so many spots i didn't think it mattered.

3. My car is lovely and the colour is sunny just like me i get 600klicks per tank..

plus the way i drive.. no point in putting any money in a car.. im gonna crash it one day anyhow.. between txt msging and applying lipgloss while i drive.. its envitible..

4. If you pissed on it i would not know because of the colour.. plus i always carry baby wipes and can wipe that shit off pretty quick

lmao. nah, just bustin about the car. there is NO EXCUSE to park like that though. none. the difference in effort and time between parking like that and parking in a spot equal about 3 seconds, TOPS. lmao. best thread of the day/week/month though.

 

[*MissFit*]

i can't believe the guy actually took pics and sent them in

lmao. nah, just bustin about the car. there is NO EXCUSE to park like that though. none. the difference in effort and time between parking like that and parking in a spot equal about 3 seconds, TOPS. lmao. best thread of the day/week/month though.

 

[KillahBee]

i can't believe the guy actually took pics and sent them in

lmfao - what a flaming hardon. wow.

 

[*MissFit*]

I just got a response..

When the VP found out it was my car.. he just sent me an apology..

Hi Missfit,

If I had known that was yours I wouldn't have complained.
Sorry for the inconvenience.

XXXXXX


I sent him this back,

XXXX,

I know my parking skills are below par. That's usually why I come in before anyone else.

Yesterday i had an appointment, which put me off my schedule. - being the first car in the lot ensures i only take up one spot ( but i should pay a little closer attention next time - sorry)

lmfao - what a flaming hardon. wow.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lmao. nah, just bustin about the car. there is NO EXCUSE to park like that though. none. the difference in effort and time between parking like that and parking in a spot equal about 3 seconds, TOPS. lmao. best thread of the day/week/month though.

there is an excuse... if you have a very nice expensive car and you don't want douche bags slamming their doors into it

 

[*MissFit*]

exactly.. u see my car is NICEEE dude

there is an excuse... if you have a very nice expensive car and you don't want douche bags slamming their doors into it

 

[KillahBee]

there is an excuse... if you have a very nice expensive car and you don't want douche bags slamming their doors into it

if you really think like that, the you are fucked if you ever come my way. by parking like that you are inviting attention and bad feelings towards said car. I would go out of my way to do physical damage to that car. we live in a fucking society and parking like that is blatant disrespect to everybody around you.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

if you really think like that, the you are fucked if you ever come my way. by parking like that you are inviting attention and bad feelings towards said car. I would go out of my way to do physical damage to that car. we live in a fucking society and parking like that is blatant disrespect to everybody around you.

lol very true bro... i don't do it personally but i can understand some point to parking like that if your parking far away from everyone else. not like front row and doing that shit where parking is hard to find. i personally just park far away and walk so my truck doesn't get fucked up.

disrespectful is people that park in the handicap spot who aren't handicapped or just use it as an excuse so they don't have to walk their fat ass so far and some poor guy that has a wheelchair has to park far away. thats fucking disrespectful

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Miss Fit I like your ride mine is the same colour

 

[javaguru]

When i got in to work this morning i got called into office service as i apparently was the perpetrator of a horrendous act yesterday.

See the attached correspondence and picture


Complainer:
"Could you please let this person know that it's one spot per car..."


Officer Service VP responded below:
"Thank-you XXXX. Initially, I was shocked and greatly dismayed by what the photographs portrayed in terms of the owner's driving skill.

I have since Missfited-down and spoken to the perpetrator (copied). MIssfit initial explanation that her car is "inordinately large" and thus poses "unusual challenges and maneuvering-skill requirements" that can lead to this type of error is unacceptable and does not hold up well upon close examination of the facts, particularly given that her vehicle is actually only slightly larger than most bicycles on the road today.

Guilty.

MissFIT has since apologized and commits to greater care in the future.

Honestly.. the lot was empty.. we have over 500 employees in the one building and over 700 spots.. doesn't this VP have anything else to do

This is my second violation.. my last was a speed violation.. i walk faster than 10 kil an hour in the hall way

Welcome to corporate Amer...err I mean Canada. Depending on the size of your company, I'm surprised they don't have a VP of parking lot violations. I worked at "World Headquarters" for a fortune 500 and they had a red coat gestapo that would have put the smackdown the minute you tried to park all dodgey. Forget your ID...thirty minutes in the interrogation room...

 

[Raina]

All I can do is giggle.

I can't believe that upset someone so much that they actually took a picture. lol That's so stupid. But girly, I can't believe you parked like that. You goofy kid.

 

[slat1]

I'm going to take those pink panties in your avatar off and
Ooops... I thought I was writing a karma msg!

 

[stilleto]

lol@ anyone complaining.
missfit, did you say you're car was large??
lol
oh and tommy2tone, please come to anywhere in the vicitiy of KB or myself and park your nice car using two spaces. cause i want to have a camera ready when you come back out to your car and find it keyed.

 

[*MissFit*]

I ..well.. ahem...

All I can do is giggle.

I can't believe that upset someone so much that they actually took a picture. lol That's so stupid. But girly, I can't believe you parked like that. You goofy kid.

 

[*MissFit*]

sadly i still lose it in parking lots

Miss Fit I like your ride mine is the same colour

 

[*MissFit*]

well it was one of my many excuse...

I also said that they need to invest in some more lighting in the parking lot (it was broad daylite)

And

That i had just had an eye test and my pupils were dilated

and

that i used the white line to centre my car and to ensure i parked straight

None of these held up with the two men

lol@ anyone complaining.
missfit, did you say you're car was large??
lol
oh and tommy2tone, please come to anywhere in the vicitiy of KB or myself and park your nice car using two spaces. cause i want to have a camera ready when you come back out to your car and find it keyed.

 

[chewyxrage]

That's hilarious! I think I'd be a bit more pissed about it than you are, however I wouldn't park in such a shitty manner to begin with. Pretty amusing though.

 

[*MissFit*]

Should i bring him cookies and coffee monday morning?

That's hilarious! I think I'd be a bit more pissed about it than you are, however I wouldn't park in such a shitty manner to begin with. Pretty amusing though.

 

[blut wump]

I think it makes much mor sense to park on the white lines than mess about trying to park between them. You always get some jackass who parks too close to one side and then, often as not, a jackass on the other side has reverse parked and done the same so you're left with a smidgeon of a gap to squeeze into.

I'm all for parking on the lines. Way to go MF.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

lol@ anyone complaining.
missfit, did you say you're car was large??
lol
oh and tommy2tone, please come to anywhere in the vicitiy of KB or myself and park your nice car using two spaces. cause i want to have a camera ready when you come back out to your car and find it keyed.

lol please read all my posts.... I DO NOT PARK LIKE THAT... I meant that i can understand when some people park like that at the end of empty parking lots.

 

[*MissFit*]

I sent the whole thing to my father.. i know he is gonna be so proud of his youngest daughter

I titled it.. "Daddy look im finally getting noticed at work"

 

[blut wump]

I always interpreted 'getting noticed' as what happens when you receive notices.

 

[*MissFit*]

I am the Cutestlittle pest....



THEre EVER was

I always interpreted 'getting noticed' as what happens when you receive notices.

 

[Tytan]

Troublemaker fo` sho....

 

[*MissFit*]

I don't go looking for trouble.. sadly trouble knows where i live

Troublemaker fo` sho....

 

[starfish]

They really took the time to take a picture as proof....LOL

My driving skills at work usually leave me stuck in the sand.....don't feel bad.

 

[*MissFit*]

When i first saw it i honestly thought it was a joke...especially because of the pictures....I'm always getting repremanded in a joking way for running in the hall in a Corporate office or for setting up meetings with office service to get sprinklers installed by my desk ( the sprinkler guy is freakin hot 26 yr old 6 foot italian dude name Luca)

i'm the girl that skips in the hall..

The VP that sent the pics to office services didn't know it was my car and when he found out it was he apolgized by email and phone

It's funny how if it had been someone else car he was mad.. but because it was mine all of a sudden it's alright..

They really took the time to take a picture as proof....LOL

My driving skills at work usually leave me stuck in the sand.....don't feel bad.

 

[The_Ghost]

Too funny, I needed this today!!

 

[*MissFit*]

Funny stuff like this happens all the time.. most of it i keep to myself

(It makes me look stupid)

But in all honestly i love making ppl laugh.. even at my own expense

Too funny, I needed this today!!

 

[The_Ghost]

Funny stuff like this happens all the time.. most of it i keep to myself

(It makes me look stupid)

But in all honestly i love making ppl laugh.. even at my own expense

now that is a good attitude, you have to be able to laugh at yourself in life.

 

[Tytan]

When i first saw it i honestly thought it was a joke...especially because of the pictures....I'm always getting repremanded in a joking way for running in the hall in a Corporate office or for setting up meetings with office service to get sprinklers installed by my desk ( the sprinkler guy is freakin hot 26 yr old 6 foot italian dude name Luca)

i'm the girl that skips in the hall..

The VP that sent the pics to office services didn't know it was my car and when he found out it was he apolgized by email and phone

It's funny how if it had been someone else car he was mad.. but because it was mine all of a sudden it's alright..

Hot chicks always get this reponse.....you know you`re hot right? You could do whatever you wanted and get away w/ it.

 

[*MissFit*]

nope i only think im cute..and even though i think he was silly for making a deal of it.. i think its even worse that he changed his tune when he found out whose car it was

Hot chicks always get this reponse.....you know you`re hot right? You could do whatever you wanted and get away w/ it.

 

[tinytank]

felmale drivers, i just dont know ???????

 

[*MissFit*]

u don't know a lot of females

That must SUK

felmale drivers, i just dont know ???????

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i just think its awesome how she's directly on center of the line.

 

[tinytank]

u don't know a lot of females

That must SUK

yeah your right i find it a much better way to getting on in life, knowing that i will never understand a woman. cause they seem to be physco , cock hungry bitches that only want to hurt men, and screw them have a kid, then rob the dad for everything he has. and never let the kid see his dad. seems kinda evil ,but hey what you gonna do. anyway, can i ask how much do you pay insurance on your car ?

 

[Whiskey]

I hope that you learned your lesson. It's people like you that are bringing down our country!!

Whiskey

 

[tinytank]

I hope that you learned your lesson. It's people like you that are bringing down our country!!

Whiskey

lol yeah i know he aint talking to me, i aint from that country

 

[pdaddy]

LOL, that's pretty blatent spot hogging. I've seen a quarter maybe three eights over the line but you're right on it, shit I'd do the same thing.

 

[*MissFit*]

i got good aim

i just think its awesome how she's directly on center of the line.

 

[*MissFit*]

not much i only hit curbs..but i didnt get my liscense till i was 24...

and have totaled two cars.. but both times not my fault.. one time a woman took a left hand turn thru my brand new car in 2000 ( 2 month's after i got it)

And this past January a snow plow took me out

yeah your right i find it a much better way to getting on in life, knowing that i will never understand a woman. cause they seem to be physco , cock hungry bitches that only want to hurt men, and screw them have a kid, then rob the dad for everything he has. and never let the kid see his dad. seems kinda evil ,but hey what you gonna do. anyway, can i ask how much do you pay insurance on your car ?

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm Canadian.. not American

I hope that you learned your lesson. It's people like you that are bringing down our country!!

Whiskey

 

[galaxy]

U could chain that car to the bike rack right up front id think?lol........Is that one of those electric cars?lol

 

[Raptorex]

 

[wootoom]

my music at work

 

[*MissFit*]

i will chain it to your leg if ur not careful

U could chain that car to the bike rack right up front id think?lol........Is that one of those electric cars?lol

 

[sigweed]

lol @ women driving

 

[Razorguns]

lol @ parking "drama" at work.

lol @ your car and the color of it.

lol @ me lol @ you.

 

[big4life]

They really took the time to take a picture as proof....LOL

My driving skills at work usually leave me stuck in the sand.....don't feel bad.

*Hides car keys from starfish*




Ride a bike, it's pretty outside.

 

[anotherbutters]

And this past January a snow plow took me out

Hope you weren't in it! I know this girl who was getting out of her car once and opened the door in front of a passing lorry. I don't know why she got so upset about it - sure made it a lot easier to get in and out.

Whenever I park in an empty car park, I want to park broadside to see if I can take three spaces

 

[BUBBLES]

that car is parked funny

BUT


....getting repremanded for speeding in the corridor is WEIRD!!!!! people in Australia have better things to do than notice someone elses walking speed indoors

 

[BUBBLES]

I hope that you learned your lesson. It's people like you that are bringing down our country!!

Whiskey

Not the country, an entire female population!




joke MisFit... as long as you didnt cause any entropy on the roads, who cares how you park your car in an empty 500 parking lot!!!!!!!!

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm my father never did answer my email back.. i guess he wasn't amused

 

[TC2]

if you really think like that, the you are fucked if you ever come my way. by parking like that you are inviting attention and bad feelings towards said car. I would go out of my way to do physical damage to that car. we live in a fucking society and parking like that is blatant disrespect to everybody around you.

word...that shit is really bad here in Texas, motherfuckers here buy these ungodly huge trucks, then want to take up 4 parking spaces.

I remember this one prick parked his truck so close that his mirror overlapped mine(his truck was all jacked up), it was 5am, freezing and I had to squeeze thru the passenger side then crawl over to the drivers seat.

Before I did all that I made sure I smashed his shit all up, fuckin dick.