My dick is better than Eharmony

[Wulfgar]

bro. wtf

why don't we start a supply chain going here in SoCal. A pussy supply chain. You start it off - dick throbbing whatever, you talk to em, you shit on em, etc. Then you pass em off to me - I tell em I love em, then slide it in while she cries over you and drop some loads. Then ceo comes in - he talks to them and shows em his weiner so they laugh and get their spirits back up. Bringin up the rear is Lestat - by then, the girls will be destined to mediocrity, so Brian will line up and hit it out the park.

brilliant!.com/

dude I fuckin LOVE it

these so cali bitches would never know what hit em

 

[Wulfgar]

this is for sure a good plan

Operation Good Bros

 

[Lestat]

lol @ Operation Good Bros

 

[needtogetaas]

bro. wtf

why don't we start a supply chain going here in SoCal. A pussy supply chain. You start it off - dick throbbing whatever, you talk to em, you shit on em, etc. Then you pass em off to me - I tell em I love em, then slide it in while she cries over you and drop some loads. Then ceo comes in - he talks to them and shows em his weiner so they laugh and get their spirits back up. Bringin up the rear is Lestat - by then, the girls will be destined to mediocrity, so Brian will line up and hit it out the park.

brilliant!.com/

Its funny because lestat is the type of guy girls want to marry. He prob plays that card well. Making them think he wants that to. Fucks them and takes the fuck off.

 

[KillahBee]

this is for sure a good plan

Operation Good Bros

lolol

Operation Good Bros for sure

 

[Lestat]

Its funny because lestat is the type of guy girls want to marry. He prob plays that card well. Making them think he wants that to. Fucks them and takes the fuck off.

lol. I used to. I don't even have to lie now. I am upfront that I live in the moment and first need to make sure I can enjoy someone's company fully before committing to a relationship. Honesty sells better I've found.

 

[Wulfgar]

lol. I used to. I don't even have to lie now. I am upfront that I live in the moment and first need to make sure I can enjoy someone's company fully before committing to a relationship. Honesty sells better I've found.

dude you are definately the Anchor man in Operation Good Bros

 

[SpyWizard]

if you can't trust your meat.. you're gay..

not that there is anything wrong with that..

 

[Lestat]

dude you are definately the Anchor man in Operation Good Bros

thanks bro. I agree with KB, best to put you out in front as the main lure. I'll step in to handle any of those chicks who think you are too big, but that will rarely happen I'm sure.

 

[crazyjoe]

My cock has a 100% accuracy rating when it comes down to relationship picking.

Everytime I see a girl and my Johnsonthrobs for her things work out fabulously between us(granted I talk to her and we start some type of relationship)

In other instances a girl can have great things going for her( job, looks, personality, etc). But if my junk isnt pressing agaisnt my zipper for her on Day 1 it is best just to walk away cause in ALL instances I have tried to make shit work in this case the relationships have been utterly awesome


Moral of the story: Trust your meat. It is the best friend you got.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNgWQfOd-1M