My dick is better than Eharmony

[Wulfgar]

My cock has a 100% accuracy rating when it comes down to relationship picking.

Everytime I see a girl and my Johnsonthrobs for her things work out fabulously between us(granted I talk to her and we start some type of relationship)

In other instances a girl can have great things going for her( job, looks, personality, etc). But if my junk isnt pressing agaisnt my zipper for her on Day 1 it is best just to walk away cause in ALL instances I have tried to make shit work in this case the relationships have been utterly awesome


Moral of the story: Trust your meat. It is the best friend you got.

 

[needtogetaas]

Hell ya.

 

[FISHTALES]

that motherfucker has caused me more headaches than I can count. But I love him

 

[Lestat]

Hell ya.

lol

 

[-SD-]

100% accurate with relationships.....and heartache.

 

[KillahBee]

bro. wtf

why don't we start a supply chain going here in SoCal. A pussy supply chain. You start it off - dick throbbing whatever, you talk to em, you shit on em, etc. Then you pass em off to me - I tell em I love em, then slide it in while she cries over you and drop some loads. Then ceo comes in - he talks to them and shows em his weiner so they laugh and get their spirits back up. Bringin up the rear is Lestat - by then, the girls will be destined to mediocrity, so Brian will line up and hit it out the park.

brilliant!.com/

 

[Wulfgar]

i think we are indoctrinated improperly when people say shit like " Dont think with your dick, itll get you in trouble" or " Dont use the little heart, use your brain" etc

my brains for for business

My dick has built in evolutionary radar for picking bitches

who am I to question thousands and thousands of years of evolution?

 

[Lestat]

bro. wtf

why don't we start a supply chain going here in SoCal. A pussy supply chain. You start it off - dick throbbing whatever, you talk to em, you shit on em, etc. Then you pass em off to me - I tell em I love em, then slide it in while she cries over you and drop some loads. Then ceo comes in - he talks to them and shows em his weiner so they laugh and get their spirits back up. Bringin up the rear is Lestat - by then, the girls will be destined to mediocrity, so Brian will line up and hit it out the park.

brilliant!.com/

 

[-SD-]

bro. wtf

why don't we start a supply chain going here in SoCal. A pussy supply chain. You start it off - dick throbbing whatever, you talk to em, you shit on em, etc. Then you pass em off to me - I tell em I love em, then slide it in while she cries over you and drop some loads. Then ceo comes in - he talks to them and shows em his weiner so they laugh and get their spirits back up. Bringin up the rear is Lestat - by then, the girls will be destined to mediocrity, so Brian will line up and hit it out the park.

brilliant!.com/

lol @ lestats strategic positioning.

 

[KillahBee]

it's a fool proof plan, Good Bro