My boss is making me go to the office Christmas party ...

[Cal_21]

wtf???

lololololololo

 

[Cal_21]

You & Snacky have the same boss?

 

[SpyWizard]

they only way you can get back at him, is to do his wife at lunch the day of the party..

so man up..

 

[ortiz34]

Get out there bro
have a good time
hook up with a designated driver and get drunk
go out enjoy yourself man
I know you lost your old man a couple of years back and holidays can be teh suck, but he wouldn't want you to mope about the holidays.

I hate the holidays too, but a work christmas party is a no brainer bro.

 

[binö]

completely disagree with ortiz
fug that, duck outta of it...if you absolutley have to go duck in and out quickly and efficently
akwardly gulp a few drinks
unsincerly shake hands and smile
then bail when no one is looking...
forced social settings i can't deal with whatsoever

 

[walliwalibus]

+1 with Bino....
on the lighter side....
Maybe they want you to bring you glory hole door to hook up in the bathroom. I kidding bro.... just a joke.
Wood made me think of it.
Its your fault I thought that Pick3
Yeah man, in and out. Not too fast, but just right timing and nobody will notice til your gone awhile.

 

[MichaelScott]

take a leak about 10 minutes in and split, or say u have to go to your car for some smokes or soemthing

 

[nimbus]

if things start to die down pull out your pockets and bust out the elephant imitation

 

[Arabian]

lol I like your avatars lately.

 

[mustang_00]

orange julius has christmas parties???