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My best prostitute story

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rsnoble-im-back

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True story:

I had a roommate several years ago. We lived downtown and barely got by, apartment trashed out, the usual shit.

One night while we were watching tv drinking beer there was a knock at the door. We opened it, and some fairly good looking gal in a trenchcoat asked if she could use the phone. We're like hell yeah come on in. She proceeds to tell us that we probably wouldn't like her profession. ?? we asked. She then tells us that she is a prostitute and the guy she was supposed to meet upstairs wasn't home.

Long story short, she was hungry and broke and both of us got blowjobs and payed her with all the money we had between us which was $7.00 and gave her the only thing left we had to eat........a box of pop tarts.
 
lol.. how much did the herpes medicine cost you? do you have to buy it every month or just 3x a year?
 
the_clockwork said:
lol.. how much did the herpes medicine cost you? do you have to buy it every month or just 3x a year?
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Luckily that didn't happen. This was about 18 years ago. I would no way in hell do that now.............not unless she was one of those high class acts and prescreened lol.
 
Then I recall I time we picked up a couple broads on Independence Ave,KC. I was in the front seat getting a bj and started laughing hysterically and never could get it up because the gal in the back kept saying "come on Stevie.......I know it's in there!" He told me to shut the hell up and get out of the car so he could concentrate. LMAO.
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
True story:

I had a roommate several years ago. We lived downtown and barely got by, apartment trashed out, the usual shit.

One night while we were watching tv drinking beer there was a knock at the door. We opened it, and some fairly good looking gal in a trenchcoat asked if she could use the phone. We're like hell yeah come on in. She proceeds to tell us that we probably wouldn't like her profession. ?? we asked. She then tells us that she is a prostitute and the guy she was supposed to meet upstairs wasn't home.

Long story short, she was hungry and broke and both of us got blowjobs and payed her with all the money we had between us which was $7.00 and gave her the only thing left we had to eat........a box of pop tarts.
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omg...thats fucking hilariously fucked up right there
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
True story:

I had a roommate several years ago. We lived downtown and barely got by, apartment trashed out, the usual shit.

One night while we were watching tv drinking beer there was a knock at the door. We opened it, and some fairly good looking gal in a trenchcoat asked if she could use the phone. We're like hell yeah come on in. She proceeds to tell us that we probably wouldn't like her profession. ?? we asked. She then tells us that she is a prostitute and the guy she was supposed to meet upstairs wasn't home.

Long story short, she was hungry and broke and both of us got blowjobs and payed her with all the money we had between us which was $7.00 and gave her the only thing left we had to eat........a box of pop tarts.
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I would have asked her to move in.
That would have been WAY to convenient.
 
That is actually just sad that she was hungry and had to do that just for a little food. The NICE thing to do would have just to have given her some food. SAD.
 
Great story bro....... We can never regret the past things like that we did. We were young and dumb..........well u know the rest of the line!!!!!
 
rsnoble-im-back said:
Then I recall I time we picked up a couple broads on Independence Ave,KC. I was in the front seat getting a bj and started laughing hysterically and never could get it up because the gal in the back kept saying "come on Stevie.......I know it's in there!" He told me to shut the hell up and get out of the car so he could concentrate. LMAO.
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probably classy independence/raytown women... haha.
 
A guy I went to college with would go to Chester (PA) and get bj's from crackheads probably twice a week. He was a decent looking guy, I never got why he'd do it.
 
heatherrae said:
That is actually just sad that she was hungry and had to do that just for a little food. The NICE thing to do would have just to have given her some food. SAD.
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They DID feed her! And not just sugar, but cream & sugar, with the added benefit of protein!
 
heatherrae said:
That is actually just sad that she was hungry and had to do that just for a little food. The NICE thing to do would have just to have given her some food. SAD.
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shes a fucking hooker, thats her job... :rolleyes:
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
probably classy independence/raytown women... haha.
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Yeah...........I see you're familiar with them lol. I haven't been that area for years until last week when I went to an auction for some equipment. Mental note: the next time im in this area drive something with rust and no chrome wheels. Good god, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. The meth advances are pretty obvious. nasty....
 
vansmack2000 said:
if thats your best story whats your worst one?
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Not exactly prostitue related however.......Stevie and I did a job at a high school one time in a poor neighborhood. Steve ain't quite right see. Everday he'd stick a cigarette up his ass part way on the butt end, then drop it off the roof onto the sidewalk below. It never failed some poor bastard would think they hit payday and fire it up. LMAO. I thought id seen it all until one day SteveO made a first year apprentice hold a piece of sheetmetal while he shit on it. I'm not sure what threats Steve made to the apprentice to convince them to do it, but im sure it was pretty damn bad. I didn't watch the entire thing, but I about bust a guy laughing. Kid turned out pretty good, not much surprises him for some reason.
 
heatherrae said:
That is actually just sad that she was hungry and had to do that just for a little food. The NICE thing to do would have just to have given her some food. SAD.
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At that point in time food was a real commodity. I lost a really good gf over food.....we went to white castle at 2am and I ordered a sixpack and used my last penny. She wanted one and I told her to get fucking lost.
 
heatherrae said:
That is actually just sad that she was hungry and had to do that just for a little food. The NICE thing to do would have just to have given her some food. SAD.
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BTW........just so you don't freak I never had a thing against treating woman like shit. I only had 7bucks and poptarts. It's not my fault she knocked on the door.
 
vansmack2000 said:
if thats your best story whats your worst one?
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i remember him telling a story about a chic with blackened teeth he picked up at a 7-11
 
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