must...get...to...500 posts...

[fallenangel]

GROWL just though i'd disturb the tranqulity by growling

 

[fallenangel]

need five more to hit 500

 

[fallenangel]

four

 

[fallenangel]

finally i hit 500!!!!! :


some icons to celebrate anyone know any more good icons i posted this the other day but it got locked

 

[TheStromba]

Wow, I still got a cupple hundred to go.

 

[TheStromba]

Nice Diamond in your avatar, Rick

 

[TheStromba]

Some day, when I grow up, I can have an Avatar too !

 

[c-sharp minor]

grow post count grow

 

[JDarty6173]

WOW..this post hasn't been deleted yet?

 

[scruples]

best

thread

ever

 

[JDarty6173]

Doo dee doo dee doooooooooooooooooooo

 

[strider364]

Good luck to you , I hit my goal last night at 3:30 am.

 

[JDarty6173]

Ever so slowly I spam my way towards 500

 

[JDarty6173]

And my very own Avatar...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

 

[JDarty6173]

Come 500 come...come 500 come

 

[JDarty6173]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....158 to go

 

[JDarty6173]

157

 

[jeditonytao]

A little trick I used is go to the other, less used board, you can find a bunch a crap to post on in no time at all.

 

[JDarty6173]

Cool...Thanks for the idea jedi

 

[JDarty6173]

psssssttttttt.....anyone home?

 

[jesus 2]

it only took me 8 days to get 500. why is it taking you so long?

j to da 2

 

[Cobin]

Bump

 

[Cobin]

it only took me 8 days to get 500. why is it taking you so long?

j to da 2

Cause some people have lives.

 

[JDarty6173]

Thank you Cobin...You beat me to it....

 

[Cobin]

 

[c-sharp minor]

Very interesting.

 

[jesus 2]

the wrath of jesus 2!

j to da 2

 

[smallpp]

sweetness

 

[TheStromba]

200+ more for me

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

im

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

still

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

far

 

[JDarty6173]

Doo dee doo dee doo.....me still far too

 

[JDarty6173]

grrrrrrr....i think I'll never get there

 

[jesus 2]

i'm on my way to 1000!

 

[JDarty6173]

Dude...you got some serious posting skills

 

[jesus 2]

w3rd sucka

j to da 2

 

[JDarty6173]

 

[JDarty6173]

Well...Only 125 to go... "sigh"

 

[JDarty6173]

Well at the risk of sounding redundant.....BUMP

 

[c-sharp minor]

Could this possibly be the next "biggest thread in elite history"?

LMFAO

 

[c-sharp minor]

4 more to go!

 

[c-sharp minor]

I guess I'll bump this thread ONE LAST TIME for my 500th POST!



Goodbye thread, I had some good times here.

 

[jeditonytao]

Damn nice avatar also.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

maaaaaaaaaaan! im still soooo far

 

[rickcorso]

Could this possibly be the next "biggest thread in elite history"?

LMFAO

in that case, everyone who posts on this thread must give me karma for creating it

oh btw, congrats on your 500th post

 

[TheStromba]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

 

[jesus 2]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

don't steal my words!

j to da 2

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

don't steal my words!

j to da 2

Shouldnt that be:
"Don't steal Jesus 2's words!" ??

 

[jesus 2]

Shouldnt that be:
"Don't steal Jesus 2's words!" ??

don't steal jesus 2's words!

jesus 2

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

don't steal jesus 2's words!

jesus 2

w3rd!

 

[JDarty6173]

Could this possibly be the next "biggest thread in elite history"?

LMFAO

Ehhh, never know.... Long as it doesnt get locked

 

[JDarty6173]

108 to go

 

[JDarty6173]

107

 

[TheStromba]

I guess I got about 209 to go....

 

[TheStromba]

208. Id much rather talk about something

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

198 to go

 

[JDarty6173]

Amazing what absoulte boredom can accomplish

 

[TheStromba]

 

[c-sharp minor]

Thought I'd visit this thread for old times sake.


Aaaaaahhhhhhhh the memeories!

 

[JDarty6173]

Well welcome back c-sharp

 

[JDarty6173]

I must bump

 

[JDarty6173]

Bumpity Bump

 

[strider364]

Keep pushing bro, the end is in sight.

 

[JDarty6173]

LOL....so close in deed.... Forward Hoooooooooooo

 

[JDarty6173]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaa....only 78 more

 

[JDarty6173]

77

 

[JDarty6173]

75

 

[JDarty6173]

I know I know... I suck

 

[rickcorso]

best thread ever

 

[JDarty6173]

Bump her up then

 

[JDarty6173]

Doo dee dooooooo

 

[JDarty6173]

71 to go.....I'm starting to become annoying I fear

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

 

[JDarty6173]

Yeah... Kinda thought so....

 

[TheStromba]

BUMP - Under 200 to go

 

[TheStromba]

 

[JDarty6173]

Lets keep putterin along bro...we'll get there before long....

 

[JDarty6173]

49 to go

 

[t3c]

woot!

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

174 to go!

 

[JDarty6173]

Ahhh yes.,.. I was there a couple days ago.......

 

[smallpp]

damn i have missed a lot

 

[smallpp]

i am going to have top play a little catch up

smalls

 

[JDarty6173]

well i'm closing in on my 500 finally....time to spam this thread some... forgive me guys, but I want me avatar

 

[JDarty6173]

Bump

 

[JDarty6173]

21 to go

 

[JDarty6173]

20 left

 

[JDarty6173]

17

 

[JDarty6173]

grrrrrrrrr 16

 

[Sofa sniffs Sonnys pantys]

Im going to get banned soon, so here goes...some choice quotes from EliteFitness' own resident cradle robber...SofaGeorge:

Please, upgrade your firewall. Your panties are showing.

This is a threat he issued to another member he didnt like...an obvious reference to port scanning/hacking. Funny thing, as soon as I touched a nerve by saying that its wrong for a single guy of dubuious moral character (sex industry, steroids, porno, alcohol, smoking etc) to host an underage female exchange student, my computer, all of a sudden, starts getting scanned in hacking attempts to get into my computer. Here is the IP that one of the scans emanated from 218.41.57.207 and 151.37.39.222 my firewall says they are addys in California, where our pervert lives. Coincidence? You decide.

Here is this exchange student host, speaking on his area of expertise:

Are you taking anti depressants or any kind of SSI drug? They can severely retard ejaculation.

Usually inability to ejaculate during sex, if your not taking SSI's, is because you are only achieving partial or weak erections.

There is only 1 therapy for premature ejaculation that is almost 100% successful... that is ICP therapy with mixed vaso-dialators.

Go to www.bostonmedical.com

They have the best available program in the US (and world wide.) Their program is expensive, though. It will cost you about $500.

The secondary side effect of ICP treatment is you get a two hour woody.

I'm in. : )

Anal is gay? I don't believe that.

This is too cool. I had a bunch of teenage German girls at my house again for another weekend sleep over.

And heres a doozy, Sofa Talking about the fate of cradle robbing perverts...notice the last sentence...you may never get caught...well Sofa, you will get caught. Mark my words, panty sniffer.

Let me explain it to you like this. Think of the letter "R." Actually think of a nice big letter "R." It will be black and made out of thick fabric. When you get to prison it is going to be sewn on all of your shirts. You will have to wear it every day. It is to designate you as a "Risk" inmate. It is something that is placed on all inmates who have been convicted of a sex crime like rape or child molestation, arson, or who have an escape history. In prison when you wear the "R" you can try to explain to Bubba and Elmont all you want that she was a hot chick and you just decided to dip your wick into a 16 year old. They might believe you. They probably want. You will be known as a baby booty bandit. They will kick your ass. They will f-ck your ass. They will make you lick toilets for their entertainment.

Then again, you might never get caught.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[JDarty6173]

ummmmmmmm...k

 

[JDarty6173]

oh well....11 to go

 

[JDarty6173]

Only 5 more

 

[JDarty6173]

4

 

[JDarty6173]

3

 

[JDarty6173]

2

 

[JDarty6173]

1

 

[JDarty6173]

And the big 500!!!!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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